European painting throwdown

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Flemish/Dutch 10
Italian 10
German 4
Spanish 3
French 2


Euler, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)

there can only be one

the tune was space, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

Flemish/Dutch y'all

the tune was space, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)

take sides: Rubens' vs. Goya's Saturn

Euler, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)

Italian because we're pitting whole schools against each other and Italian has more variety and a higher number of classics overall. If individual works were the focus Goya and Velazquez would make Spain much more attractive, but what about all those boring 18th century landscapes?

Same for Flemish and Dutch, one or two heart-stopping still lives and Bosch, on their own account, might get the whole of my vote but as it is there's a lot of boring still lives too.

When I say Italian I'm not even thinking about Da Vinci or Raphael or whatever, what about that delicious moment (Botticelli for example) when frescoes and ikons are slowly morphing into more 'living', 'humanistic' works - where it's one kind of wonderful turning into another before your eyes? Then you get Venice: Giorgione and weird, sad pictures of Mister Punch going upstairs in villas. Apres la deluge avant la lettre.

cardamon, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Cardamon's got this right- the only way the others compete at all is if you break the Italians out into groups.

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)

my most popular poll yet!

I started it to stan for Spanish painting. 16th Spanish century is so dope, hardcore: look at all those Riberas of Saint Jerome bashing himself with a rock (was in El Escorial earlier this month and one of the Riberas said "in this painting Saint Jerome is not penitent", which after you've been seeing penitent J after penitent J will bring the lols): love the hardness of the protagonists, tough stoic motherfuckers. but it's not just that era, or just Goya; some time in the Reina Sofia reminds you that the 20th century was fab too. aside from the futurists I don't think Italy competes that long.

for me it would be Spanish > Dutch/Flemish > German (for the 20th century basically) > Italian > French

kinda wanted someone to stan for French painting here so that I can learn, I mean I know my impressionism but there's gotta be more to it to top España

Euler, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)

Rembrandt above all.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)

You can't let one artist overrule all others. I say the Italian, just because they kept changing, throwing out new geniuses, new schools, new techniques, in ways the Flemish/Dutch schools cannot equal or surpass. The Italians taught the rest of Europe how to paint.

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:40 (twelve years ago)

Just ask Giotto

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

oh

Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

Italy, mainly for the reasons cardamon said

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

voted French for Yves Klein

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

wait if you're adding the 20th c those italians are going to drag their team down.

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

tough. Italian, prolly. most innovative.

Ludo, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

Boils down to caravaggio vs rembrandt and im not picking

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)

voted flemish/dutch.

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

was def thinking about the 20th century, my fav century for painting

Euler, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

interesting. dividing them by region like this made me think of like the 15th-17th centuries, when there was less contact between countries and regional styles were more pronounced. i chose the dutch because i prefer realism to idealism in figurative painting, generally, and the great dutch masters (especially rembrandt) tended to have a sober, sympathetic view toward their subjects

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

w/Treeship on this though I tend more to Vermeer and Hals than just to Rembrandt.

Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

I was also hoping someone would whine about my leaving off the British but alas no fun there

Euler, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

heh. if you're main concern was the 20th century, you could easily make a case for britain.

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)

I just picked one at random, it's all the same really, just some dudes hanging out in funny hats and clothes and lots of fruit and maybe some breasts if you're lucky

乒乓, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3178/3071726325_72ecffb62e_z.jpg?zz=1

Treeship, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

keep painting and chive on

Euler, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

If it was strictly 20th century (and still rating schools, not 'which school has best single painter in it') I might have gone for ... German, I think. Maybe French.

cardamon, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

Can we do a strictly C20th one actually pls

cardamon, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)

I'd have voted German too just on 20th century; was just pointing out that I was thinking of more than just the early modern era, and that's why I rate Spanish painting so highly

Euler, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)

*national schools xp

cardamon, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)

By the way, I forgot to think about the 20th century at all when I cast my vote and gave my spiel: but I'm sticking with Italy, why because Modigliani, De Chrico

cardamon, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:00 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

hey good turnout!

Euler, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:45 (twelve years ago)

eat it France

Euler, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:45 (twelve years ago)

perfect distribution of acores

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:47 (twelve years ago)

if it was strictly 20th Century then most (?) of the serious action is going on elsewhere than here anyway

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)

go back to france, france

j., Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:58 (twelve years ago)

if it was strictly 20th Century then most (?) of the serious action is going on elsewhere than here anyway

Yes if talking late C20th, but still, Picasso, Francis Bacon, Magritte, Expressionists etc

cardamon, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)

don't forget i gave a 1/2 mark each to italy and the flemish, so results as printed are incorrect

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 07:45 (twelve years ago)

Flemish were better at oil, which allowed them better lighting effects and detailing/realism compared to Italian frescoes. Italians formalized picture spaces with linear perspective so they could create highly complex compositions that allowed them to tell (Biblical) narratives with a very wide iconography. On the negative side, there are a bunch of Italian paintings with pretty bad anatomy like baby Jesus' with freakishly long limbs and interpretations for Flemish works are too convoluted to me and they're kind of life/emotionless (compare Botticelli's Lamentation over the Dead Christ with Weyden's Descent from the Cross just to cherry pick). But I just read a book on Botticelli though so my vote is tainted.

Also, disappointed by the lack of picspam itt.

rawr, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:07 (twelve years ago)


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