how long could you live on nestlé products alone

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Nestlé's products include baby food, bottled water, breakfast cereals, coffee, confectionery, dairy products, ice cream, pet foods, and snacks.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nestl%C3%A9_brands

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:04 (twelve years ago)

out of choice or necessity?

Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:05 (twelve years ago)

Processed, high glycemic foods negatively affect my mood and energy levels. I would say after two weeks an all-nestle diet i would plunge into near-suicidal despair, but then hang on for another 65 years or so.

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:05 (twelve years ago)

where's markers

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:06 (twelve years ago)

yes i think treeship has captured the right spirit here

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:06 (twelve years ago)

I would say after two weeks an all-nestle diet <insert anything> i would plunge into near-suicidal despair, but then hang on for another 65 years or so.

― Treeship, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:05 AM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark

i like how this sentence can act as a surrogate for almost anything one does regularly in life. i've fixed it so that anyone can play

乒乓, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

Hot Pockets/Stouffers + coffee, I guess, what with me not being a baby and dairy being out of the picture. Bring me all your meat lasagna.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

LISTER: That's it? There's nothing else?
RIMMER: Just a Pot Noodle. Oh, and I found a tin of dog food in the tool cupboard.
LISTER: (Sighs) Well. It's pretty obvious what gets eaten last. I can't stand Pot Noodle.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:08 (twelve years ago)

i was gonna say my diet is pretty much depression grazing now, cd probly go on indefinitely with an endless supply of nestlé products

wd feel guilty and not tell anybody in polite society, obv

Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

I'm pretty sure i could live on Supligen alone. One for breakfast, one for lunch, one for dinner and a frozen one for dessert.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:10 (twelve years ago)

breakfast cereals, coffee, confectionery, dairy products, ice cream, and snacks = fairly sure i have lived on just these food groups for probably at least one continuous week in the past

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:10 (twelve years ago)

Nestle products taste better in saudi arabia

dmacation problem (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)

you could probably produce some sort of crude alcohol by fermenting milk and snacks on a radiator too

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)

truly ours is a golden age

Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:15 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnLWJIhmmU4

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

are we winning a sweepstakes

j., Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

http://img.symworks.com/l_pretzel_flipz_141g_milk_chocolate.jpg

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)

i went through a phase of eating those when i was about 10

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)

too laborious to go through the whole 20 page wikipedia list but i presume at least one nestlé lemon or lime flavour product has enough vitamin c to prevent scurvy

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

one could probably live on nestle milo alone for about 6 months

乒乓, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, Milo and Supligen would do you for vitamins.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

wins wins

markers, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

everyone else should just stop posting here and elsewhere

markers, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/1940s_Nestl%C3%A9_Milo_tin.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)

where's markers

― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:06 AM

FLIPZ

markers, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

Flipz is a type of confectionery first owned by Nestlé and now owned by Brynwood Partners' DeMet's Candy Company consisting of salted pretzels covered in chocolate and other coatings.

Originally produced by Nestle, the brand was purchased by DeMet's Candy Company in 2003 and has been produced under DeMet's ownership since that time. DeMet's has added a number of additional flavours to the original Milk Chocolate flavour.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)

NO EX-NES

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)

one can imagine some demented 117-year-old somewhere crediting a diet solely of Nestlé milo and baby milk for their longevity.

Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)

they should organize supermarket aisles by 'coating'

j., Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:11 (twelve years ago)

Healthcare nutrition

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Nutren
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Glytrol
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Isosource
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Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)

flipz make u immortal, that's all u need to know.

markers, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)


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