Live longer -- marry a smart woman

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It sez here, sorta maybe in a way. But do women live longer married to a smart guy? Have fun with some of the assumptions!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"sometimes an educated wife is health damaging and sometimes she is health promoting."

And on that bombshell...

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

however the record for best comedy research of the day must go to this one. "While the true size of the penis can only be determined when erect, the researchers said that their method provided a good indication of length."

― angela (angela), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I am proud to work for UCL, knowing that this is the kind of top research my computer work is enabling!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

smart women dont get married

― donna (donna), Thursday, 3 October 2002 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

o sorry, that was my evil twin impersonating me.
she is also much smarter.

― donna (donna), Thursday, 3 October 2002 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

hello how are you my names bassem im from africa im not married im looking for a good woman
please send to my
bassem
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― bassem eshtiba, Saturday, 27 March 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

doesn't say anything about whether a smart, yet inescapably neurotic, woman will end up doing much more damage...

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 27 March 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

haven't seen bassem post here in awhile

― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Friday, 6 February 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

please send to my
bassem

― velko, Friday, 6 February 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "bassem eshtiba". (0.28 seconds)

u_u

― goole, Friday, 6 February 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

I married a smart woman 5.5 years my senior. Her health is fair-to-good. Mine is pretty darn good. When you add in the longer life expectancy of women, I figure we are about due to both die in the same month.

― Aimless, Friday, 6 February 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

How do I live longer if I am a straight woman?

― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

lez up on the weekends

― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Friday, 6 February 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

smartly lez up tho

― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 6 February 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, make sure you incorporate differential equations and postmodern literary theory

― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Friday, 6 February 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

advice for life imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 February 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)

diff-e-qunnilingus

― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)

can i live shorter by marrying a dumb man?

― straight b*tch (harbl), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

If I want to be happy for the rest of my life, should I make an ugly woman my wife?

― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

she's ugly but she sure can cook

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:57 (sixteen years ago)

I try.

― i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

dumb women are a dangerous health hazard. in 100 years people will look back at guys who dated dumb women just as we imagine victorians lining their hats with mercury.

― Local Garda, Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

Hey! ;-) x-post

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

My smart wife practically keeps me alive. I would probably forget to breathe without her.

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

Can you play Bassem through a guitar amp?

I need a wife. Where can I find one? The internet is no good for this sort of thing.

― Arrive Naked, Bring Prog (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

no one's gonna marry me now :<

― warmsherry, Saturday, 7 February 2009 03:37 (sixteen years ago)

the bell tolls for todd palin.

― estela, Saturday, 7 February 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

please send to my
bassem

― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

I thought you were drunk! But then I read the thread.

― invitation to rabies (╓abies), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

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