can we laugh at this apology note dude left for his wife without having a fight about the men's movement

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NOTE: "Hairses" is this couple's cutesy language for playing with her hair until she falls asleep.

― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

what is balltap?

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

not sure I wanna know what balltap is their cutsey language for

― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

balltap

― fresh (crüt), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

can we just use this thread to talk about "balltap"

― fresh (crüt), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

hairses sounds like pure torture

― best null wave (bnw), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

1. ball tap
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To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

NOTE: "Hairses" is this couple's cutesy language for playing with his ball hair until he falls asleep.

― fresh (crüt), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

xp No way, that's "bag tag."

― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

eh, doesn't have to be an xp I guess

― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

is balltap - punching him in the balls or something else?

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

I feel like the only reason anybody leaves notes anywhere anymore is the hope that they'll become feel-good (or fake feel-bad) viral upworthy Facebook posts.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

sounds like a cool relationship to be in

― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

this is not how to do apologies

― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

i'm confused abt "wordly" vs. "common"

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

I am jerkface, hear me roar

― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

L: Worldly, R: Common

http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/devildoll-still.jpg

― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)

maybe he's going to tap her with his balls, like a weird inverted version of the ping pong ball track

― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)

coupon for one (1) free punish my balls, i am but a lowly ignorant slave unfit to lick your boot, mistress

― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

maybe he has special tap shoes for his balls and he will do a ball tap dance for her

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

guessing that they live in Wisconsin?

― money, chicken and other DNA (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

maybe she crushes his balls while wearing tap shoes?

sorry but i'm getting some deep submissive vibes off this note, CBT is not for me but whatever peels your banana i guess

― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

cognitive behavioral therapy and cock and ball torture have the same acronym!

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

that explains my confusion

― ftraight from ye toppe of my Donne (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

(1) apple or other fruit in my mouth, like the filthy piggy that i am

― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:19 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Common1.jpg

"You are worldly, I am Common"

― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

LOL

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)

apple or other fruit

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

You are kind, I am waterface

― that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

Oh, I've just noticed Waterface's display name. As you were.

― that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

http://oatesspecialties.com/images/Extreme%20Duty%20Ball%20Set1.jpg

― Evan, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

can we laugh at this apology note dude left for his wife without having a fight about the men's movement

I read "without" as "after" and was confused why there weren't more details about their argument

― wk, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

i've got a "men's movement" for you ... in my toilet

― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)

I've got your men's movement right here! *balltaps you*

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

xp No way, that's "bag tag."
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Wednesday, September 18, 2013 2:06 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― dan m, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XWcZJ1bu5_w/UQ8NmPqiKeI/AAAAAAAACgA/V-0RxU3KbSg/s1600/P1140528+Acer+macrophyllum+Maple+tap.JPG

maple tap

― j., Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

okay just FYI, no one is EVER doing that to my balls

― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

pffft that's nothing

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

catheter + 5 gallon jug + bricks=FUN

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)

any closer to figuring out balltap

― you are worldly, I am frogbs (cozen), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)

that's when someone taps into your balls with a drill and harvests yr man nectar

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

Sacktap is the local nomenclature for a back of the hand smack to testicles.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)

reverse cup check

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)

I'm trying to figure out exactly what I would have to have done wrong for my apology note to include "you can hit my balls"

― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

"sorry things got heated and I punched yr tit" only THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

― You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

You probably wouldn't live to write the apology note.

― carl agatha, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

"You could hit my balls... OR you could have an apple... oh, just remembered we live in Wisconsi*BALLHOOF*

― fake penthouse letters mcgee, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

also, "Wife"

― fake penthouse letters mcgee, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

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