Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos or Tostitos

This is Fritos by a landslide, right?

Fritos > Doritos > Cheetos > Tostitos

Fritos > (Harvest Cheddar Sunchips) > Tostitos > Doritos > Cheetos

i'm taking doritos in this. as my choice and as the sure winner.

TOP 5 DORITO FLAVORS
1. ZESTY CHEESE
2. LATE NITE CHEESEBURGER
3. BLACK PEPPER JACK
4. INTENSE DILL
5. SALSA VERDE

voted doritos on instinct, but forgot about 'a hint of lime'. tostitos is really in a different class of more functional, less disgusting foodstuff.

doritos > fritos > tostitos > cheetos

tostitos scoop chips are one of the great technological advances of the 21st century tho

But did you also forget about Chili Cheese Fritos? Because those are fantastic.

and get more cheese than doritos cheetos or fritos/slip like freudian/first and last step to playin yourself like accordian

cheetos - would prefer never to eat these again
fritos - remind me too much of the smell of dog treats
doritos - usually regreat eating these, will inevitably eat again
tostitos - with salsa, pretty tasty. too salty though

Doritos > Fritos > Cheetos >>>>> Tostitos

never into any of this

we didn't use dip in our house either

Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos are the shit. Especially with ranch dip. And a defibrillator, just in case.

I first encountered Fritos when they were still a fairly new thing, maybe 1966 or so. Tortilla chips, afaik, hadn't been invented yet. I still find them curiously appealing, despite being salty as all get out.

according to wikipedia, fritos were first marketed in 1932, by the same guy who later developed cheetos.

frito chili pie was a common snack bar treat when i grew up, but apparently in new mexico they just open a bag of fritos and pour chile into it. anthony bourdain recently described it as feeling like "you're holding a warm crap in a bag,"

Fritos are fucking horrifying

I should have voted Tostitos if I am really being honest but my favorite of all of these are nacho cheese Doritos, so

i ate fritos today

I fear your impending Frito farts

Pepsi merged with Frito-Lay in 1965, so my awareness of Fritos dates from this epoch. Probably something to do with tv advertising and better market penetration.

lol djp

Cheetos are too cheesy and your hands are a disaster afterwards.
Fritos are too sweet though the chili-cheese ones are good but so many calories; I won't eat them.
Tostitos are sub-par tortilla chips.
Doritos are delicious but I don't really eat them much.

but apparently in new mexico they just open a bag of fritos and pour chile into it

i believe this is called a "walking taco" here in the midwest.

Also, the ingredients list for Fritos is amazingly short: corn, corn oil, salt.

this is a toss up between cheetos and doritos

i admire cheetos for maintaining a relative level of purity in comparison to the 1001 doritos flavors out there. they're the underdog

otoh, doritos

nacho cheese doritos are easily my favorite chip

they are so good that the NYT ran an article about why exactly they are so good

The amount of grease contained in a single Frito is astounding.

tostitos are just tortilla chips, right??

junk food =/= health food shockah

for most of my life this was prob

doritos > fritos > tostitos > cheetos

now its more like

cheetos > tostitos > fritos > doritos

i dont even know why or how really, its a mystery

i'm definitely gonna trust the opinion of someone named 'johnny crunch' on this ftr

once they moved past nacho cheese and cool ranch, Doritos really did a lot of damage to their brand

half of the new flavors just expose how gross and carboardy their baseline chips are

snack snack snack
CRUNCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

fritos just make me want pork rinds for some reason.

PORK RINDS OVER ALL OF THESE

The amount of grease contained in a single Frito is astounding.

10g fat = 13 cheetos = 15 doritos = 32 fritos = 11.7 tostitos

tostitos > doritos > cheetos > fritos

fritos are disgusting. so are cheetos, but in a good way.

i'll rephrase: the amount of grease excreted by a single Frito (independent of any external force) is astounding. Put that shit on a paper towel and let it sit for awhile. NB i have not eaten a Frito in years.

I was amazed at how much heart attack is packed into one Frito.

doritos for me, never really got into the others.

Doritos > Fritos > Cheetos >>>>> Tostitos

― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.)

This Erik H. agrees with the other.

tostitos is kind of an outlier here because what kind of wacko eats tostitos w/ no dip

stoners

in college those lime-tainted things were devoured by stoner buddies right out of the bag when they were in the bag.

I used to pacman Hint of Lime Tostitos

I did not go to college with Alfred tho, nor was I stoned

also known as HLT's.

i sent my roommate with a 20 dollar bill to buy "as many bags of hint of lime tortilla chips as you can"

classic thread

haha i was trying to remember the origin of "i just sonned half a bag for breakfast"

Hint of Lime is great but Tostitos are otherwise pretty crappy as far as tortilla chips go.

yes and no. they're strange, a weird industrial approximation of a proper tortilla chip, but surprisingly good despite that. thin, super crispy, salty as hell.

cheetos are definitely my favorite now, with fritos second. I hate doritos, and tostitos don't really deserve to be part of this poll because they are basically just lame torilla chips.

Some Frito-Lay brand seasoned products, including some flavors of Tostitos, contain pork enzymes in addition to herbs, cheese and other seasonings. Frito-Lay's web site states that they use enzymes from pigs (porcine enzymes) in some of their seasoned snack products to develop 'unique flavors'.

how's life what would you consider to be an acceptable number of responses and votes for this thread?

fuck this poll for making me go out, purchase bag of chili fritos and eat the whole damn thing.

am i allowed to slather Tamazula brand hot sauce and lemon over the cheetos

this is basically the deciding q

i... what

lemon?

the hardcore way is to just pour a bunch of hot sauce (tamazula or valentina are best for this purpose) directly into the bag. then squeeze some lemon juice in there, roll the bag shut and shake. this is proper cheetos technique. if you're not up for the whole bag which to be fair those days are behind me then fill bowl w/cheetos, pour tamazula, squeeze lemon, eat

I've been known to down a family size bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos over 24 hours when times get really rough...

The thing with Tostitos is that you could be eating any other brand of better workhorse tortilla chip. There is no "better" Dorito.

I first encountered Fritos when they were still a fairly new thing, maybe 1966 or so. Tortilla chips, afaik, hadn't been invented yet. I still find them curiously appealing, despite being salty as all get out.

― Aimless, Monday, October 7, 2013 2:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

thats badass

so is aero's prison spread recipe, life on the road must be pretty lean

have to give credit for the cheetos technique to a girlfriend of mine who taught it to me along with many other "open the bag, pour in hot sauce, apply lemon" recipes. respect to you L.H., I never saw anybody do quicker or more lasting damage to a shrimp cocktail than you

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seriously considering going out and buying a bag of cheetos right now to try out that lemon and hot sauce shit

does everybody have Flamin' Hot Limón Cheetos down there are is that just a regional flavor?

fritos: kid stuff unless it's frito pie
doritos: blech, except for cool ranch but even so
tostitos: the corn chip for when there are no good corn chips available
cheetos: the bomb, esp flamin' hot and double especially flamin' hot limón

that said, consider this a write-in vote for wasabi funyuns (rip)

Cheetos > Doritos > Tostitos

Tostitos require dip and are no good by themselves. I don't think I've ever had Fritos.

I CAN'T CHOOSE between Cheetos and Doritos. Both were hard to come by in my rural childhood where mom controlled all the grocery choices so both are a delicious treat but neither are my favorite packaged snack food as an adult.

Sigh I guess Doritos though for seeming more substantial and not just hollow crunchy puffs.

Where have these been all my life??!!

http://www.cvs.com/bizcontent/merchandising/productimages/large/4141943927.jpg

i used to really like fritos. today, i can't imagine eating any of these beside tostitos, which i eat when other tortilla chips aren't available.

THOSE COMBOS FUCKIN' RULE.

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