Should Saddam and Bush Resolve Dispute through a Duel?

Who gets the truck though?

It is the television event of the century. The ratings are said to be higher than on September 11th 2001. Saddam seems to pull the trigger a second before Bush, for the hostile, beady-eyed chimp face creases and the President of the United States, to the horror of his seconds, crumples slowly to the soil. (It is a mere formality for Tariq Aziz to finish off Dick Cheney with a single discharge.)

The autopsy on W will later reveal strange exit wounds which suggest that Saddam cheated (the fatal shot was fired from high in a nearby tree), but little matter: the most dangerous conflict of our time has been resolved with only one fatality. The entire world bids a tearful farewell to Bush the Younger, saluting his greatest -- in fact, his only -- act of selfless courage.

I wish Dick Cheney came up with IDEAS like this!!

I can;t pick a side on this one ;-)
Seriously, this is a really good idea! There are going to be a lot of casualties and "collateral damage" if the US inavdes. Who is Bush to assume that his life is SO much more valuable than than the aggregate value of the thousands of lives that will be lost when Bush jnr. tries to cover his dady's mistakes?

(Something desperately wrong with that last clause: if you think "daddy's mistakes" include not creating a "regime change" in Iraq then you're beginning to agree with Junior.)

oh my god. they fucking clowned on us so hard. how are americans going to react to the entire world laughing at them?

from the Star Tribune: "At the Pentagon, an official said U.S. forces would participate in a three-week exercise starting Sunday in Jordan.

It will run concurrently with another major land, sea, and air exercise called Eager Mace that is already underway in Kuwait."

EAGER MACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EAGER MACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EAGER MACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!