I am feeling a lot of rage - help needed immediately

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People keep bugging me about PA's and mike stands and data projectors. Some crappy arts reviewer said my work was "unnervingly schizophrenic". The weather is beatiful and my best friend is seven thousand miles away. Everyone I meet makes me want to drive a truck into a wall. I have a headache and my nose keeps bleeding.

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry you're feeling that way, Rainy.

Are you somewhere where you could go outside for awhile and take a walk? Sometimes this helps.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

RAINY, I HATE LIFE TOO. LET'S EXPOSE OURSELVES TO GAMMA RADIATION AND DESTROY MAJOR JAPANESE PORT CITIES.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Work through everything one thing at a time. Hijack an airplane. Punch someone.

― Graham (graham), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Emergency cuteness.

The "take dep breaths" thing doesn't always work, but you might want to give it a try. Take some time to destress and refocus on something less aggravating. Also, if you can, see a doctor about that headache/nosebleed.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

What Dan and Nicole said, and of course *huggles* and then some. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

tell the arts reviewer to fuck off.
write a long letter to your best friend ( i know how you feel on this one )
burn some nice relaxing oils for your headache and bleeding nose and get the anger out by throwing things at the wall. just make sure they are not breakable ie: hard pillows are good.

― donna (donna), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Get thee to a Showbiz Pizza.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

and bring liquor and condoms.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

memories of my 21st birthday all over again...

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

memories of my 12th!

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:50 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.furiouspantaloons.org/pp/img/00875.jpg

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)

the thing about taking a walk, is that there are so many goddamn hippies everywhere that one can barely get from A to B without bumping into a pair of stilts or getting caught up in a juggling jamboree. Which is actually quite funny really, but I just miss my friend so bad, when I see funny stuff I turn around and go to poke her in the ribs, but she keeps on not being there.

Dunedin is a port city...

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Look at this instead.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 October 2002 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

yipes

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 October 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

okay, specifically now, more coffee or less coffee?

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 October 2002 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

less. it made my chest hurt today.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 October 2002 01:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'll go for more, and show them who can be unnervingly schizophrenic.

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 October 2002 01:20 (twenty-three years ago)

hahah you go rainy

― donna (donna), Friday, 4 October 2002 01:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Rainy, I am deeply torubled by your troubles. You seem to be quite not able to get it right today. Wouldn't you like a pal? WOuldnt you like to feel everything will be ok? You may. But tell me, what woudl make you happiest now?

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 4 October 2002 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

A pal would make me happiest, Hanle y San.

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 4 October 2002 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Bring along some of those big swingy overhead microphones so you can "accidentally" smash them into people's heads when they bug you. And "unnervingly schizophrenic" sounds pretty classic to me, especially if it's fuelled by far too much caffeine. So, yeah, as Donna put it, you go, Rainy. :)

(ps hope it goes well)

― Rebecca (reb), Friday, 4 October 2002 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)

THis will make you glady again

Oddly Enough - Reuters

The World's Funniest Joke -- Official
Thu Oct 3,10:34 AM ET
By Corey Ullman

LONDON (Reuters) - After a year of painstaking scientific research, the world's funniest joke was revealed on Thursday.

AP Photo

In a project described as the largest-ever scientific study into humor, the British Association for the Advancement of Science ( news - web sites) asked Internet users around the world to submit their favorite jokes and rate the funniness of other people's offerings.

More than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two million critiques later, this is it:

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Friday, 4 October 2002 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)

hey rainy! cheer up!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 4 October 2002 06:46 (twenty-three years ago)

don't let a reviewer get you down. it is only one opinion.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 4 October 2002 07:03 (twenty-three years ago)

i am sory i didn't come to yr gallery tonight rainy. i am a dick.

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 4 October 2002 09:23 (twenty-three years ago)

warning, may contain tweepiness:

http://www.san-x.co.jp/newcha/images3/79/phot04.jpg

*huggggs*

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 4 October 2002 10:04 (twenty-three years ago)

hey rainy! wanna hang out this weekend? tomorrow or something? i have a car, etc etc, you know. my new phone number is 477 8521 i think.

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Friday, 4 October 2002 10:26 (twenty-three years ago)

dear rainy,
i really would recommend invading a small obscure country and subjecting its hapless subjects to yr every barbarous whim. it worked wonders for me! try it!

― cameron, Friday, 4 October 2002 13:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Me too. But I am in my office hiding tears behind my hair and totally failing.

― Sarah (starry), Friday, 4 October 2002 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Sarah! If I had moomins to send you, I would.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 4 October 2002 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

AWWWWWW sarah and rainy think of buffy and moomins (and the fact that i was about to type "bumins and muffy" eh what my BRANE is cracking up) and it is nearly the weekend and you can have lie-ins/ WINE!!

― katie (katie), Friday, 4 October 2002 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

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