And then your boss/manager/suprevisor walks in on you

We got a new set of underwear at my company's shop, so I took one out and wore one over my clothes.

I was walking like a gorilla in them and my manager just walked in on me.

Never laughed so hard.

japes aplenty at victoria's secret

Where do you work?

in the offices of some sinister B2B factory

When you say 'never laughed so hard' is this referring to you or your manager or both?

lol.

ME.

i don't think my manager understands the concept of smiling, much less laughing

imago, pics or GTFO

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I'm still processing the thought chain that goes "oh look, underwear"/"I'll put them on over my clothes in the office"/"now it's time to cavort like a monkey"

it feels like at some point along that thought chain the idea that prancing around in underwear at the office is probably a terrible idea should have made its presence known

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I mean it doesn't even make sense, gorillas don't wear underwear

I didn't realise the picture would be that big.

i'll bet he turned crimson with embarrassment, eh readers?

I took it to mean that because c21m50nh3x460n was wearing the underwear over his clothes it was constricting his movements?

lol

badoosh boop

@wins

And therefore causing him to walk in a gorilla like manner. But he can clarify himself.

Looking forward to the followup "I taped two buttplugs to my forehead and was charging around like a bull, and then my manager walked in" story, followed shortly by a "what is the best way to explain termination due to inappropriate japery on a cover letter?" thread

There really is an awful lot to unpack in the opening post considering how brief it is.

I was simulating sex with a desk fan when who should walk in but the vicar

cr87987cm09j0nnn, you've really come a long way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_3UnARrfWU

cr87987cm09j0nnn, you've really come a long way

― j., Friday, October 18, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the road to IL Xor is not paved linearly

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c21m50nh3x460n have you previously enjoyed such performative episodes involving inappropriate attire or behaviour in nonprivate contexts? does it bother you that these may be perceived as paraphiliac exhibitionism?

What happened to the underwear? Will it go on to be sold to an unsuspecting member of the public? Now I'm thinking about my own underwear and wondering how much of it has been worn over the clothes of B2B factory employees at some point in its history.

Is this common practise in the Canadian B2B industry?

yes and no, brah

feel pretty confident about my youngbullness

oh that last one was for NEYMAR

What happened to the underwear? Will it go on to be sold to an unsuspecting member of the public? Now I'm thinking about my own underwear and wondering how much of it has been worn over the clothes of B2B factory employees at some point in its history.

― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, October 18, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is this common practise in the Canadian B2B industry?

― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, October 18, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm working in the US at the moment

I work in a call centre and so have never had this dilemma, but to be honest if my job involved me spending long periods of time alone in a storeroom with orders of underwear I can't guarantee that I wouldn't put some of it on over my clothes at some point.

try it. go to work with one over your work outfit.

call it urban wear

supreman

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This isn't a lot of caffeine compared to others, but last night I had 5 espresso shots in the course of 2 hours.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 23:30 (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was the most caffeine I've ever had in a day.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 23:30 (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you think this is perhaps influencing your behaviour today?

supreman

― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, October 18, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They encourage people to dress up in costumes at the callcentre sometimes but hardly anyone does. Last halloween I remember seeing a row of desks all manned by people in normal clothes except for one guy dressed as Dracula with a cape and a plastic widow's peak hairpiece and pancake make up, and he was on the phone trying to sell someone mobile phone insurance, it was so sad.

This isn't a lot of caffeine compared to others, but last night I had 5 espresso shots in the course of 2 hours.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 23:30 (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was the most caffeine I've ever had in a day.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 23:30 (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you think this is perhaps influencing your behaviour today?

― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, October 18, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He had fangs as well, but took the fangs out when he was speaking to customers on the phone.

:-[

call centres are hotspots for that kinda brentian bs

They encourage people to dress up in costumes at the callcentre sometimes but hardly anyone does. Last halloween I remember seeing a row of desks all manned by people in normal clothes except for one guy dressed as Dracula with a cape and a plastic widow's peak hairpiece and pancake make up, and he was on the phone trying to sell someone mobile phone insurance, it was so sad.

― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, October 18, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd wear my Chewwy costume on any day except Halloween. In fact I've threatened my colleagues with my coming into work wearing it one day. A big furry ball coming in on a non-Hallowe'en day.

YOU WILL LOVE IT.

*waves hand*

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They used to have famous people come as guests, Nigel Mansell came once. Also, we had a minor royal come as part of some charity thing once and they sent an email telling everyone how they were meant to address her if they spoke to her and shit, it was excruciating. I remember the email said that we were not obliged to curtsey, though.

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Oh, dear. The influences of royalty make themselves felt in the oddest of places.

@bends

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get thee behind me subliminal watch advert

"Since she is royalty, it is expected that female staff will be wearing sexy cow costumes with comedy brassieres. Make sure to maintain your sexiest broken doll couture pose while speaking."

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