Your 2016 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread

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Because gabbneb can't do it himself

the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago)

clinton beats rubio in 5 games

Mordy , Monday, 21 October 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago)

here's Kirsten Gillibrand in Vogue

the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago)

fp ILE

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago)

would elect

rip van wanko, Monday, 21 October 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago)

Vote Morbz

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago)

HRC the inevitable Dem nominee as long as she doesn't run on an "inevitability" platform again.

i too went to college (silby), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/115482/chris-christie-2013-victory-still-leaves-2016-trouble

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)

I felt like I didn't waste 5 minutes of my life reading about Hollywood preparing to shower HRC with gold bcz of the finish:

“Last time, the community was really split down the middle between Obama and Hillary,” said (Rob) Reiner, a steadfast supporter of Mrs. Clinton’s. “This year I think everybody is going to be rallying around Hillary.”

Asked why, Mr. Reiner said that in addition to Mrs. Clinton’s record: “There is nobody else.”

Forever Meathead.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/08/us/politics/in-hollywood-clintons-a-star.html

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago)

lol

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago)

Mr. Katzenberg, who joined Mr. Geffen and Steven Spielberg in arranging a $1.3 million fund-raiser for Mr. Obama at Mr. Geffen’s Beverly Hills estate in February 2007, also said he planned to throw his weight behind Mrs. Clinton the next time around.

“If Secretary Clinton makes the decision to run, I expect she’ll have near-unanimous support here,” Mr. Katzenberg wrote in an email. “Hillary represents our best chance to win in 2016, build upon the successes of the Obama administration, and keep the country moving in the right direction.”

"right direction" is apt

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago)

In Clinton, New Look at '90s

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Monday, 18 November 2013 12:03 (eleven years ago)

On the Media had a segment on prez race gabbnebism this weekend

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 November 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago)

Biden seems to not even be mentioned as a candidate. I wonder who gets to sit down and tell him he will never get the job.

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Monday, 18 November 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago)

Hillary Clinton's name recognition and fund-raising ability will most likely scare off the majority of her potential competition. There will still be a few other democrats who make the race, but they'll probably be running shoestring campaigns that hope to make a big splash in Iowa & NH to open up the money spigots for them. Nobody but HRC will have a credible national organization unless Obama loans someone else his rolodex and his top campaign aides. If a big name (such as e.g. Cuomo) is looking to enter, they are doing it very, very discreetly.

The republican side will be a free for all and very entertaining.

Aimless, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago)

The republican side will be a free for all and very entertaining.

Also, depressing.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 18 November 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago)

Are You a Scott Walker Conservative? Why Wisconsin’s governor may be Chris Christie’s toughest competition in 2016.
Add his name to the hat I guess.

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago)

lot of smartish conservatives been pegging him as a dark horse for a while. anyone ever heard him speak?

balls, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago)

wonder what a president biden would actually be like.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago)

BFD, obvs. Also, ice cream.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kVBGeQeR4

(I know he cultivates that image to a degree. Crossed my mind, though.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago)

haha, that's perfect!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago)

I heard him speaking about his 240m worth of self reliance medicaid plan on npr and the dude was as charismatic as an envelope

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago)

ie scott walker

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago)

Walker is against abortion in all cases. Buh bye.

Multiple Miggs (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago)

Bernie does some talkin'

http://www.salon.com/2013/11/27/bernie_sanders_why_i_might_run_in_2016/

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago)

More Gillibrand in the NYT today

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/07/us/politics/new-yorks-junior-senator-doggedly-refusing-to-play-the-part.html

She's a strong VP candidate at worst

Multiple Miggs (dandydonweiner), Saturday, 7 December 2013 13:27 (eleven years ago)

"worst" certainly applies to this robot

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 7 December 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Man, it hasn't more than a 15-20% chance of happening if that, but great doomsday entertainment would be watching this guy and HRC eat each other alive in the general election.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/26/us/politics/rand-pauls-mixed-inheritance.html

And I think there really would be acts of murder and cannibalism between their supporters.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 January 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

It's still HILLARY!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/for-2016-hillary-clinton-has-commanding-lead-over-democrats-gop-race-wide-open/

Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

rising w/ core Republicans

http://www.salon.com/2014/02/05/far_right_learning_to_love_christie/

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

i'm kinda excited to vote for hillary

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

christie's gonna crush the gop field. he's a formidable hrc opponent, too.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

that's p much like getting excited about the last Elders of Krypton election

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

more like getting excited about the most recent elders of zion election

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

how can you be excited to vote for Hillary?

Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/042655ca89c6fb997aebd8e4add3f557/tumblr_inline_mmtk6fBpMd1qz4rgp.jpg

Mordy in regal white coif presents Palin, Christie and Jeb Bush to The Clinton Foundation

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

obv it will be HISTORY to have a female sockpuppet presiding over endtimes

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

Dennis Perrin and his jokes.

http://i43.tinypic.com/16hosok.gif

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

if you meet me in DC i think i can get hold of Dennis, alfred

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

how can you be excited to vote for Hillary?

I like her personally, I'm excited to vote for a woman for POTUS, I think she'll hew closely to my beliefs about foreign affairs, she's kinda an ass-kicker which I appreciate, etc.

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

why do you think she is an "ass kicker"?

Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

idk, she's just a badass. i like her. i'll enjoy voting for her.

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

seriously dreading this election

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

Any other candidates with airports named after them? Didn't think so.

pplains, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

every POTUS henceforth will hew closely to yr beliefs about foreign affairs, I read it in Revelations

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

not least because even though i'm usually a 'hold my nose and vote for the democrat' guy i don't know that i can bring myself to vote for anyone who voted for the iraq war

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

so you say but obama has been a bit of a disappointment in that area xp

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

i'm voting whoever cranks up Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions. I'm guessing Line N.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

halp-

erin

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:45 (nine years ago)

the d+ tweet is from months ago

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:47 (nine years ago)

his tweet is D+

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:47 (nine years ago)

substance up like trump

example (crüt), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago)

oh ffs

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago)

lol

i'm staring at the timestamps but not the date

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago)

ha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:50 (nine years ago)

i'm staring at the timestamps but not the date

― goole

the first sentence of Mark Halperin's bildungsroman.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:55 (nine years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:56 (nine years ago)

man how did the trumpsta acquire so much substance that quickly

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:03 (nine years ago)

hes just that good frankly

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:05 (nine years ago)

oh that's good

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:52 (nine years ago)

Do we need another thread to carry us through fall? This one's long already.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 23:00 (nine years ago)

I guess we could make it "official"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 23:13 (nine years ago)

Official Statement from Neil Young:

"Donald Trump was not authorized to use "Rockin' In The Free World" in his presidential candidacy announcement. Neil Young, a Canadian citizen, is a supporter of Bernie Sanders for President of the United States of America."

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 02:31 (nine years ago)

Lol

We have a thread for that btw

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 02:32 (nine years ago)

I say we keep this thread going until all the Republicans have finished announcing.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 03:41 (nine years ago)

Vice President Joe Biden has still not ruled out a 2016 presidential run and will make his intentions known by Aug. 1, according to two Democratic sources who have been in contact with his family. While the loss of his son, Beau Biden, last month paused any political planning by the vice president, the sources tell U.S. News that family members have indicated a White House run is still a possibility. He plans to announce his decision sometime prior to the beginning of August. Dick Harpootlian, former chairman of the South Carolina Democratic Party, says Biden previously indicated to him he would likely make up his mind in July.

http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/run-2016/2015/06/17/joe-biden-hasnt-ruled-out-a-2016-run-will-decide-by-august

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 June 2015 21:50 (nine years ago)

He's been doing that for 27 years, and I still don't view him as more than a personable talking head on the MacNeil/Lehrer newshour.

Warren > Bernie > Chafee > HillaryDynasty > JebDynasty > the scary ones.

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:00 (nine years ago)

I was thinking that surely it hurts Chafee to have crossed the floor but then Reagan switched allegiance too (earlier in his career). Also Rick Perry.

Michael Jones, Friday, 19 June 2015 12:22 (nine years ago)

We've got a new thread, crew:

a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Mods, close this one, please...?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 June 2015 13:04 (nine years ago)

not the same topic

but i need to stop anyway

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 June 2015 14:06 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

scenes from marco rubio's snapchat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJZuT5AUYAEqeYd.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:30 (nine years ago)

Not casting stones, but these Iowa photos kill me.

http://i.imgur.com/18Ui4Bf.png

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:37 (nine years ago)

guys, we've got a thread for this already. I don't wanna look at Walker and HRC more than I must.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:38 (nine years ago)

Hillary/key party

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:39 (nine years ago)

Karl did it first.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:39 (nine years ago)

i'm not sure what's so funny about those photos. middle-aged women in iowa can't be concerned about world events?

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:41 (nine years ago)

furniture

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:31 (nine years ago)

the # of people

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:34 (nine years ago)

well first of all, it sure is bright outside on that incredible night.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:35 (nine years ago)

talking about ISIS when you do not have a professional sports team

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:35 (nine years ago)

cabinetry

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:36 (nine years ago)

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ruNJw24v--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1338816080334214179.jpg

guess this is just how u do it now

lag∞n, Monday, 13 July 2015 15:03 (nine years ago)

tuck in your stomach, buddy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:05 (nine years ago)

that's the little walk/run you do when you're crossing the street but it changes to the "don't walk" sign halfway and there are a bunch of cars waiting for you

wope, wope, wope, wope, wope

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:13 (nine years ago)

or when the microwave timer is going off and you have company and you have considerable distance to cover

wope wope wope

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:14 (nine years ago)

"Talking ISIS with Folks in Iowa" my second favorite Billy Bragg album.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 July 2015 15:24 (nine years ago)

hahahaha

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 July 2015 15:28 (nine years ago)

irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:36 (nine years ago)

that scott walker pose is the exact thing i do when i cut farts with gusto in my house

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:48 (nine years ago)

well first of all, it sure is bright outside on that incredible night.

dude it's summer

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:52 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/620664029644750848

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:57 (nine years ago)

nice

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:08 (nine years ago)

hey he loves cutting stuff

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:14 (nine years ago)

http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/1/11/Roberto.jpg/240px-Roberto.jpg

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:03 (nine years ago)

this didn't come out as planned but whatever

http://38.media.tumblr.com/bac78626b4572fd2639bbcee69b3d06f/tumblr_nrign7u71v1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:04 (nine years ago)

Should we not have locked this thread by now?

a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 07:12 (nine years ago)

five years pass...

It's hard to believe this Minion meme on a t-shirt loser got embarrassed by Trump at every step.

https://i.imgur.com/3WWFsq1.png

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 13 June 2021 07:29 (four years ago)


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