things my three year old niece says

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"i like cold toast."
"does squiggs [ed: a cat] like purple?"

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

"you have a fat belly"

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

"why do you have a lot of hair on your head? how does it get there?"

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)

my niece wasn't quite three when she started asking me the opposite tbh

drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Monday, 28 October 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago)

"why do you have hair on your chin?"

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)

"what does squiggs like to do?"

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)

just confused the hell out of her by saying i was eating chips when in fact i was eating CRISPS

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)

"i wish all of my hair could come off and i wouldn't have hair anymore"

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago)

hahahahah

three year olds are awesome

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago)

also the chips/crips thing must be mind blowing for a 3 yr old

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago)

i had to tell her "we call chips fries, and crisps chips" and she stuck her face into a pillow.

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago)

HAHAHAHA

OF COURSE SHE DID.

Aw.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago)

"i want to see how fat your tummy is."

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago)

I am jealous you get to hang out with this kid tbh.

I used to babysit a lot when I was younger and one time a 4 year old told my 14 year old self that my thighs where a lot fatter than her mommy's. Oh she was a charmer.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)

lol
this kid and her 6 y/o sister are staying w us for three weeks. she is a true barrel of laughs.

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago)

she just told her dad she wanted to put him in jail.

ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)

lol

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)

"why do you have hair on your chin?"

"what's that pointy stuff" said a friend's four-year-old about my stubble.

fit and working again, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago)

"i want to rip my skin and be a skeleton."

ian, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago)

otm tbf

midwife christless (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago)

haha

69, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago)


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