"i like cold toast.""does squiggs [ed: a cat] like purple?"
― ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)
"you have a fat belly"
"why do you have a lot of hair on your head? how does it get there?"
― ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)
my niece wasn't quite three when she started asking me the opposite tbh
― drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Monday, 28 October 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago)
"why do you have hair on your chin?"
― ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)
"what does squiggs like to do?"
just confused the hell out of her by saying i was eating chips when in fact i was eating CRISPS
"i wish all of my hair could come off and i wouldn't have hair anymore"
― ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago)
hahahahah
three year olds are awesome
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago)
also the chips/crips thing must be mind blowing for a 3 yr old
i had to tell her "we call chips fries, and crisps chips" and she stuck her face into a pillow.
― ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago)
HAHAHAHA
OF COURSE SHE DID.
Aw.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago)
"i want to see how fat your tummy is."
― ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago)
I am jealous you get to hang out with this kid tbh.
I used to babysit a lot when I was younger and one time a 4 year old told my 14 year old self that my thighs where a lot fatter than her mommy's. Oh she was a charmer.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)
lolthis kid and her 6 y/o sister are staying w us for three weeks. she is a true barrel of laughs.
― ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago)
she just told her dad she wanted to put him in jail.
― ian, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)
lol
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Monday, 28 October 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)
"what's that pointy stuff" said a friend's four-year-old about my stubble.
― fit and working again, Monday, 28 October 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago)
"i want to rip my skin and be a skeleton."
― ian, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago)
otm tbf
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 23:38 (eleven years ago)
haha
― 69, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago)