the scout law

I embody all these qualities. Er.

Clean probably sleeper choice

^ also most achievable

kind takes care of most of the others

and the one pubescent boys are least likely to pursue

loyal

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

trustworthy is number one for a reason

^^^

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

These results are acceptable to me.

overwhelming turnout for kind!

we have one troll voter/bdsm fetishist in our midst

clean

Three years ago, Gerard Baden-Clay stood in front of an assembly hall full of high school students in Kenmore. He spoke of the the keys to success in life and the attributes that make up virtuous and productive community leaders.
Quoting his great-grandfather Robert Baden-Powell, the famed founder of the Scout movement, he told the senior class of 2008 and their parents that success equated to happiness.
"What is success?" he said.
"We were put into this world of wonders and beauty with a special ability to appreciate them, and also in being able to help other people instead of over reaching them and, through it all, to enjoy life ... and to be happy.
"That is what I count as success, to be happy."
The principal real estate agent went on, saying: "To me, the most fundamental element of good leadership is to lead by example."
"That entails responsibility ... responsibility for one's own actions," he said.
If not for the events of the past two months, the carefully crafted speech, posted on Mr Baden-Clay's blog, would have remained buried and forgotten in the vast world-wide blogosphere.
Mr Baden-Clay's wife, Allison, disappeared from their family home in the leafy western Brisbane suburb of Brookfield on a Thursday night in April.
He allegedly told police he last saw his wife watching Channel Nine's The Footy Show in their living room about 10pm and woke to find her missing from their bed.
Ten days later, Mrs Baden-Clay's body was found by a canoeist underneath the Kholo Creek bridge.
Last Wednesday afternoon, Mr Baden-Clay was escorted by detectives from at his real estate office in Toowong Tower. He was driven four hours later to the Brisbane Watchhouse and charged with his wife's murder.
According to the charge sheet presented in court this week, Mr Baden-Clay allegedly killed his wife at their Brookfield home "on or about" April 19, and on the same date improperly interfered with her body at Kholo Creek.
Today, he sits in a three by four metre prison cell in Arthur Gorrie Correctional Centre, where he will remain for at least a week until the Supreme Court hears his bid for bail.

first sign something's amiss there: 'principal real estate agent'

the only good deed I can safely attribute to him is that he has extinguished any lingering guilt I had about being a lazy underachieving flop at brownies.

Epitaph: Murdered his wife, but he was clean.

he was brave at the funeral and helpful when he had his wife's life insurance policy number at hand when he phoned to ask about how to collect on it within hours of her body being found (before it had been identified) and he was friendly to his three mistresses.