The Sundry Names given to the Sexual Parts of Man

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Those are the principal names that have been given to the virile member according to its qualities. Those who think that the number of these names is not exhaustive can look for more; but I think that I have given a nomenclature long enough to satisfy my readers.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Mochefi el relil, the extinguisher of passion	4
El bekkaï, the weeping one	3
El teunnana, the tinkler	3
El khiade, the tailor	2
El zodamme, the crowbar	2
El mostahi, the shame-faced one	2
Abou lâaba, the expectorant	1
El fortass, the bald	1
El mokcheuf, the discoverer	1
El hazzaz, the rummager	1
El hamama, the pigeon	1
El ahlil, the liberator	1
El kamera, the penis	1
El heurmak, the indomitable	1
Abou quetaïa, the hairy one	0
El besiss, the impudent one	0
El motelâ, the ransacker	0
El fattache, the searcher	0
El lezzaz, the unionist	0
El mourekhi, the flabby one	0
El hakkak, the rubber	0
Abou rokba, the one with a neck	0
El dommar, the strong-headed	0
El aïr, the member for generation	0
El zeub, the verge	0
El hammache, the exciter	0
El nâasse, the sleeper	0
El khorrate, the turnabout	0
El deukkak, the striker	0
El âouame, the swimmer	0
El dekhal, the housebreaker	0
El âouar, the one-eyed	0
Abou aïne, he with one eye	0
El atsar, the pusher	0
El de keur, the virile member	0

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:07 (twelve years ago)

El mourekhi, the flabby one

lol

― SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

the expectorant

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― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

THE INDOMITABLE.

(Actually voting for sad penis el bekkaï.)

― emil.y, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

I feel like some of these are titles of Friends episodes

― SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

love that el lezzaz, the unionist appears on both lists

xp loooool

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

El âouar, the one-eyed
Abou aïne, he with one eye

penis rookies might question the difference between these two

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

uh emil.y it isn't sad

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

I'm gonna read this whole book I think

― polyphonic, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)

lol wins

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― emil.y, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)

El zodamme, the crowbar

named because ppl look at and say, "so, damn"

― SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:25 (twelve years ago)

xp so called on account of the many tears it sheds; as soon as it gets an erection, it weeps; when it sees a pretty face, it weeps; handling a woman, it weeps. It goes even so far as to weep tears sacred to memory.

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)

might wanna get that checked out m8

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

polyphonic, do! but beware: this victorian-era translation of a sixteenth-century erotic guidebook contains some misogyny (I know, imagine!)

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)

the unionist - Received that name because as soon as it penetrates into the vulva it pushes and works till fur meets fur, and even makes efforts to force the testicles into it.

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)

I went for the bird vote on both these polls. Don't know what that says about me.

― how's life, Friday, 13 December 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

bird fancier eh

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)

The expectorant?

― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

Has received this name because when coming near a vulva, or when it sees one, or even when merely thinking of it, or when its master touches a woman or plays with her or kisses her, its saliva begins to move and it had tears in its eye; this saliva is particularly abundant when it has been for some time out of work, and it will even wet then his master's dress. This member is very common, and there are but few people who are not furnished with it.
The liquid it sheds is cited by lawyers under the name of medi. Its production is the result of toyings and of lascivious thoughts. With some people it is so abundant as to fill the vulva, so that they may erroneously believe that it comes from the woman.

― i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

surprising lack of props for El fortass, the bald ITT

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:19 (twelve years ago)

Hungry fortass

― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 22 December 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

#crowbarlife

― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 December 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 23 December 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

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