Sundry Names given to the Sexual Organs of Women

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I now return to the names given to the sexual parts of women.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
El molkie, the duellist 4
El ladid, the delicious one 3
El gueunfond, the hedgehog 3
Abou âungra, the humpbacked 2
Abou beldoum, the glutton 2
El zerzour, the starling 2
Abou djebaha, the one with a projection 1
El dride, the large one 1
El mokâour, the bottomless 1
El hacene, the beautiful 1
El taleb, the yearning one 1
El deukkak, the crusher 1
El lezzaz, the unionist 1
Abou tertour, the crested one 1
El ass, the primitive 1
El keuss, the vulva 0
El meusboul, the long one 0
El harrab, the fugitive 0
El sabeur, the resigned 0
El moseuffah, the barred one 0
El cheukk, the chink 0
El âddad, the biter 0
El menssass, the sucker 0
El zeunbur, the wasp 0
El harr, the hot one 0
El moudïne, the assistant 0
El moudd, the accommodating 0
Abou khochime, the snubnose 0
El sakouti, the silent one 0
El tseguil, the importunate 0
El neuffakh, the one that swells 0
El ouasâ, the vast one 0
Abou cheufrine, the two lipped 0
El kelmoune, the voluptous 0
El rorbal, the sieve 0
El hezzaz, the restless 0
El feurdj, the slit 0


i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:09 (eleven years ago)

El meusboul, the long one

this isn't for the other list?

SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago)

these polls had "DJP 1st responder" written all over them eh

i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago)

basically

SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago)

El ass, the primitive

^^ new DN

the late great, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

El âddad, the biter

VAGINA DENTATA AHOY

SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago)

the biter
the sucker
the restless
the crusher

emil.y, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago)

the roil, the choke

i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago)

the unionist - The vagina which, having taken in the member, clings to it and pushes itself forward upon it so closely that, if the thing were possible, it would enfold the two testicles.

i am curious #yolo (wins), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago)

Come all of you good workers
Good news to you I'll tell
Of how the good old el lezzaz
Has come in here to dwell.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago)

now picturing a vagina singing this song (particularly the vocalization at the beginning):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvBN3C2wepY

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago)

think I encountered that one wins mentioned in the wild

mh, Friday, 13 December 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago)

abou belddoum gets my vote today & forever

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 13 December 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago)

El ouasâ, the vast one
El dride, the large one

;_;

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago)

I kinda like El moudd, the accommodating and El ladid, the delicious one

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 13 December 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago)

hedgehog

ciderpress, Friday, 13 December 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago)

El geuenfond (the hedgehog) - The vulva of the old, decrepit woman, dried up with age and with bristly hair.

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago)

El Al, the airline

That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago)

El ouasâ, the vast one
El dride, the large one

;_;

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, December 13, 2013 2:43 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these get a good write-up, actually, especially el dride:

This is the vulva which is as wide as it is long; that is to say, fully developed all round, from side to side, and from the pubis to the perineum. It is the most beautiful to look upon. As the poet said:

It has the splendid whiteness of a forehead,
In its dimensions it is like the moon,
The fire that radiates from it is like the sun's,
And seems to burn the member which approaches;
Unless first moistened with saliva the member cannot enter,
The odour it emits is full of charms.

It is also said that this name applies to the vagina of women who are plump and fat. When such a one crosses her thighs one over the other the vulva stands out like the head of a calf. If she lays it bare it resembles a sâa for corn placed between her thighs; and if she walks, it is apparent by its wavy movement at each step. May God, in his goodness and generosity, let us enjoy such a vagina! It is of all the most pleasing, the most celebrated, the most wished for.

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago)

As the vag poet said:

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago)

It has the splendid whiteness of a forehead,
In its dimensions it is like the moon,
The fire that radiates from it is like the sun's,
And seems to burn the member which approaches;
Unless first moistened with saliva the member cannot enter,
The odour it emits is full of charms.

I may get clowned for saying so but that's totally hot. also

May God, in his goodness and generosity, let us enjoy such a vagina!

10.0 best old prayer

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

since it hasn't been linked yet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perfumed_Garden

mh, Friday, 13 December 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago)

no for real there's a lot of genuinely erotic stuff in this book, Burtonised Arabic pussy poems are str8 beautiful

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago)

after much, much deliberation, voting el molkie, the duellist

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago)

can i get a little more info re: El rorbal, the sieve? want to make sure i cast my vote for the most lubricated vagina.

ian, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago)

This vulva on receiving a member seems to sift it all over, right and left, fore and aft, until the moment of pleasure arrives.

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago)

In 1999, Jim Colville published the first English Perfumed Garden translated directly from the Arabic original. Of the Burton translation, he says, "details were expanded, episodes introduced and whole sections incorporated from other, non-Arabic, sources. The text is dressed up in a florid prose alien to the style of the original and many of the notes are sheer speculation. The result is a consistently exaggerated and bizarre misrepresentation of the original".

Exaggeration on the part of Burton is vividly illustrated in Chapter 6, titled "Sexual Technique" in Colville's translation and "Concerning Everything That Is Favourable to the Act of Coition" in Burton's. Burton's translation is perhaps 25 pages long, lists 39 sex positions as well as 6 types of sexual movement, and gives creative names to many of these. Colville's translation is 2½ pages long, and lists 11 unnamed sex positions.

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago)

fucking love this dude, fuck "correcting" this shit

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago)

(was planning on polling Sundry Positions for the Coitus after Xmas btw)

i am curious #yolo (wins), Friday, 13 December 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 22 December 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

write in vote

lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 23 December 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Top 2 spot on imo

sad banta (wins), Monday, 23 December 2013 00:49 (eleven years ago)

El lezzaz

Mmm yes hello (crüt), Monday, 23 December 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago)

El taleb (the yearning one)--This vagina is met with in a few women only. With some it is natural; with others it becomes what it is by long abstinence. It is burning for a member, and, having got one in its embrace, it refuses to part with it until its fire is completely extinguished.

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 December 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/1d96fBD.jpg

RAR of AVIs (wins), Friday, 29 May 2015 10:46 (ten years ago)

philological investigation concludes that this^ is a mistake

https://web.duke.edu/classics/grbs/FTexts/44/Smith.pdf

drash, Friday, 29 May 2015 12:50 (ten years ago)

satisfyingly concrete

j., Friday, 29 May 2015 13:58 (ten years ago)


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