How do you do it ?
― Gotta take it slow in your fast ride (calstars), Friday, 13 December 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago)
yell "knockout" first
― sleeve, Friday, 13 December 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago)
I try to be adorable and wait for people to hit on me.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 13 December 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago)
Just got hit on for the first time in forever by an intoxicated eastern European with a lot on her mind
― Gotta take it slow in your fast ride (calstars), Friday, 13 December 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago)
i don't hit on people
― the late great, Friday, 13 December 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago)
If you can dunk, try to find a good moment to slam dunk
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 December 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago)
If anyone says that it's easy for you to slam dunk because you're so tall, pick them up and dunk them
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 December 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago)
Just meet the eye and drop the hand, niiice
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Friday, 13 December 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago)
sup
― j., Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:16 (eleven years ago)
http://saltysandyeggo.com/BoardPostPics/sardine_hooking.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 December 2013 05:21 (eleven years ago)
I am bad at this. I am also bad at getting hit on -- I totally freeze up. It's probably a good thing I'm married, and it's probably good for my marriage that I'm bad at both hitting on and being hit on.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago)
is this like a subtweet, or
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 December 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago)
hey girl
― mh, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago)
An aul one dropped the hand on me on a dublin bus the once, i was morto scarrrle wha
― Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago)
The last time I smiled at at a guy as a first step in trying to hit on him, he flinched. Ever since then I have been too chickenhearted to try again.
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 03:14 (eleven years ago)
you sure he didn't just flinch out of nervousness?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago)
I have no idea--he was a random "hipster" in my favorite "hipster" bar. Ever since then I have metaphorically if not literally holed myself up at home and wondered if I'll ever meet anyone before I'm too riddled with dementia to remember what sex is.
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago)
often involves stimulation of genitals or other erogenous zones iirc
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago)
^^^^smh
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago)
sex, that is
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago)
sex mh
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago)
Great now Im picturing mh dressed as Prince.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago)
same old
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 05:17 (eleven years ago)
i think for some ppl it is just literally impossible to do this
― mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago)
I think this comes down to intent; if you're just talking to someone, it's nothing, but if you have an ulterior motive, that would count as hitting on
― calstars, Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)
Like am I hitting on this person or just talking to them?
― calstars, Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)
in jurisprudence that concept is termed men's rea
― j., Sunday, 19 January 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)
I recommended a record to her. Am I hitting on her? Shit.
― calstars, Sunday, 19 January 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)
"men's rea"
:D
― can't believe people like things (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 January 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)
haha nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 January 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)
she kissed the other waiter. shit.
― calstars, Sunday, 19 January 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)
Can I buy you a round?
― calstars, Sunday, 27 July 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
i just strike up a convo and see if it goes anywhere.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 July 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)
make a hand gesture as if you are swiping right
― mh, Sunday, 27 July 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)
I look longingly from afar, and then look away when they look in my direction.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 27 July 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)
otm
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Sunday, 27 July 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)
Admit nothing, that's my motto.
remember that hitting up is awesome and hitting down is purest evil
― your favourite misread ILX threads (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 July 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)
i just hit people and see where it takes me
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 27 July 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)
how YOU doin
― j., Sunday, 27 July 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)
*waggles eyebrows*
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 July 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, July 27, 2014 6:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm but i tend to look away when anybody looks in my direction
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 July 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)
last night I had probably 5 guinnesses in me and I looked around the bar and this girl at the table across from me (who was slightly drunk, as was her b/f) glanced in my direction. didn't think much of it, resumed talking to my friends. two seconds later I'm looking that way again (as that's the way I was facing) and we make eye contact and unlike usual, I didn't pull my glance away and she gave me a flirtatious wink.
given that I'm not about O.P.P., it felt a bit awkward, but stuff like that never happens w/ me so it was more surprise than anything.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 July 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)
1. See someone you like2. ???3. i just strike up a convo and see if it goes anywhere.4. Profit!
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Monday, 28 July 2014 11:40 (eleven years ago)
Or is it just me that finds step 2 the hardest?
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Monday, 28 July 2014 11:41 (eleven years ago)
2.) benign compliment about their outfit or hairstyle or best yet, glasses. usually the response is "thanks! i like your glasses too."
― Treeship, Monday, 28 July 2014 11:47 (eleven years ago)
tried that but usually the response I get is "I'm not wearing glasses, are you high?".
which tbf I am
― Neanderthal, Monday, 28 July 2014 11:53 (eleven years ago)
I find that picking the weakest member of the surrounding group and destroying them physically or verbally is a good step 2, gives u that swagger needed to bring yr game to play
― your favourite misread ILX threads (darraghmac), Monday, 28 July 2014 12:43 (eleven years ago)
Then you should just start right in on your kino escalation.
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Monday, 28 July 2014 12:50 (eleven years ago)
Follow them around, talk bollocks to them, drunkenly lunge at an arbitrary moment. Works maybe 25% of the time.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 28 July 2014 13:51 (eleven years ago)
Pie to the face also works
― Neanderthal, Monday, 28 July 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7TPdBhJgWA3q80jwWRT4r3h4YZGZ5cyEQYZ1SrEE4mpVabSYO9xDd_0s
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 28 July 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
sit embarrassed until they react positively to someone else's compliment, then cut in out of jealousy
― Lewis - J'Agour (crüt), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
oh yeah, def. sometimes I've waited years for the chance tbh.
― Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)
You girls wanna smoke?
― calstars, Saturday, 9 August 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)
absolutely, sugarplums
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)
Not an expert, lord knows. I think it may have some resemblance to flirting, but with added sexual entendre and body language. If that doesn't do it, I got nuthin' to offer.
― dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Saturday, 9 August 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)
hey baby -- how do you feel about children in bars
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 August 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)
make them a gratin with a healthy pinch of nutmeg
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 August 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)
Where are you from? Because no one here is from here
― calstars, Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)
"Can I look at your nudeness?"
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)
much giggling tbpfh
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)
how many negs do u do on a typical night
― global tetrahedron, Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)
Buy you a vending machine coffee?
― calstars, Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)
Ditch that loser sweetcheeks, I'll buy you a vending machine.
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)
Hi. Want to share my Doom Bar?
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)
*snickers softly*
― Ludo, Thursday, 18 September 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
have a snickers baby, you're not like you when you're softly
― kyenkyen, Friday, 19 September 2014 12:40 (eleven years ago)
hey have u ever tried starbucks? great coffee, take it from me
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 19 September 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)
so, come here often?
― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, 19 September 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)
so, uh, you…
― j., Friday, 19 September 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)
i bet you i could even palm an extra large basketball. i'm big and strong!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 September 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)
RU on ilx
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Friday, 19 September 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)
i've had my own place for four months now
― j., Friday, 19 September 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)
Can I buy you guys a round?
― calstars, Saturday, 27 September 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)
Did an angel lose its wings? Because--wait, are angels males or females?
― ∞, Saturday, 27 September 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)
according to my extensive early education in hitting on people you must:
― Aimless, Saturday, 27 September 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)
stares longingly across the green field at barefoot person w frisbee
― the tune was space, Saturday, 27 September 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)
today a very beautiful woman smoking a cigarette on the library steps was staring at me, but in this way that seemed scary and almost confrontational. i thought there was maybe a 2-5% chance that she wanted me to come over and talk to her, but i didn't want to push my luck so i looked down at my shoes and hurried into the library. signature move.
― Treeship, Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)
^ long game
― j., Saturday, 27 September 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)
sigged her
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)
Aimless-That cracked me up so much! You forgot turning into a thermometer and tuning red as your temperature rises.
― *tera, Sunday, 28 September 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)
do you want to see all my albums by bands?
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)
let's go back to my apartment and scroll through my itunes library
― j., Tuesday, 7 October 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)
actually you don't need to come to my apartment; I'll share my Spotify account with you
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)
check your email ; )
― j., Tuesday, 7 October 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)
no, look in the spam folder ; )
― j., Tuesday, 7 October 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)
oh wait maybe it hasn't come through yet… ; |