I have generally decided that I shouldn't talk to you about religion, because I like being your friend and my opinions are so different from yours, and I find it hard to even be respectful about religion much of the time. Anyway, I'm breaking that plan to say that I think you would be desperately unhappy as a priest. The Catholic church would be much the better for having priests like you*, but I don't care about that, I care about you, and you would have to curb or deny so much about yourself that I can only imagine this making you repressed and miserable.
*That isn't to say that the church would be improved by your signing up as a priest and twisting to fit, but that it would be a better church if it could happily accommodate you as you actually are as a priest.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 5 October 2002 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)