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I have been working in a toy store full time fourth-quarter hell. I spend all of my time in the basement picking up after these strange little rich kids under fluorescent light (doesn't too much exposure cause Leukemia?). I even felt a little contempt toward one of the kids the other day--she was this priceless little mama's project (she wore the same specs as her mom, etc) who wanted the last set of these kitschy white beaded curtains (she wouldn't settle for any other colour) which was hanging in the display window. Now, the window is about half a foot away from a twenty foot drop down the stairs into the basement, and I had to move numerous display racks (breaking an expensive night light thankfully not at my expense!) just to get to this ledge where I balanced myself awkwardly in slippery shoes to retrieve the hideous bauble. A part of me wanted to smack that kid.

Anyways, despite the rant above, I don't mind my new job. It is a really great toy/gift shop and I can buy a lot of novelties worth having at a 20% discount. I bought some bubble solution the other day, and I haven't done that in a long time (they also sell fake mustaches, bobby caps, evil tampon cases and Jesus action figures. EVIL TAMPON CASES!). Blowing bubbles has occupied me--it is such a beautiful habit. I have been doing it constantly, much like a smoker smoking...the only drawback is, I have a layer of soap-scum on my bedroom floor.

Ashley Andel, Sunday, 6 October 2002 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus action figures? What kind of action? All I can think of is knocking over tables.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 October 2002 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

(speaking of bubbles, I deleted the PPG thread I just started cos it was WRONG)

Graham (graham), Sunday, 6 October 2002 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

what the hell is an evil tampon case?
and yeah you shouldve smacked that kids mother.

donna (donna), Sunday, 6 October 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The evil tampon case I am referring to is one called 'Vinnie's Tampon Case', and it is a plastic zip-up pouch you put your tampons in. The case comes with a "flow chart" (for periodical documentation), and is illustrated with pictures of "Vinnie", a demented, zit covered little boy that looks like he should smoke cigars or something.

And yes, Donna, I agree that the mother would have been a much more meaningful target for my slap.

Ashley Andel, Sunday, 6 October 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Bubbles are beautiful. I give them to people as presents because I have no money and always receive odd looks as a result.

There is no greater thing than frolicking to unheard music outside without shoes on while blowing bubbles.

liz! (liz!), Sunday, 6 October 2002 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/the-wire/images/andre-royo-3.jpg

Ricky Apples (Pillbox), Saturday, 31 January 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

<3333 Ashley Andel

better than 10 superbowls! (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 31 January 2009 01:38 (sixteen years ago)


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