The 2014 Texas Testicle Festival has been cancelled

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Oh sad day.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 February 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)

nowhere on their website does it explain why it is called that

sarahell, Saturday, 8 February 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

well, what's a "calf fry"?

In March of 1992 Kris and Patti Holman asked their little cowboy how he wanted to celebrate his 8th birthday. K.C., not surprisingly, responded, “I want to have a Calf Fry!”….And the rest is history

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 8 February 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)

Rocky Mountain oysters are bull calf testicles used for human consumption. Sometimes pig or sheep testicles are used. They are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat. This delicacy is most often served as an appetizer[1] with a cocktail sauce dip.

oh.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 8 February 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

what sarahell said.

Sad for those dudes, it looked nice,

xpost groo

Mark G, Saturday, 8 February 2014 22:55 (eleven years ago)

what do they do with the rest of the calf?

sarahell, Saturday, 8 February 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

ritual killing.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 8 February 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)

xp

The primary goal of testicle removal is not necessarily culinary. Castration in veterinary practice and animal husbandry is common and serves a variety of purposes, including the control of breeding, the growth of skeletal muscle suitable for beef, and temperament alteration.[8]

fit and working again, Saturday, 8 February 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)

castrate cows for christ

sarahell, Saturday, 8 February 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

I am verily confused by the conflation of jesus bothering and ... testicle eating.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Saturday, 8 February 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

And Ned's terrible ball jokes on FB.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Saturday, 8 February 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

what i want to know is how ned knew about this festival in the first place.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 8 February 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

word gets around

Aimless, Saturday, 8 February 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

more ovoid than round

zonal snarking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

Are we not men?

Mark G, Sunday, 9 February 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

Friend Kaleb shared it out on Twitter and I was duly amazed.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 9 February 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)


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