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* provided that it's within reach of my web cam (which basically limits us to anything inside my room, the bathroom, or the hall), and it's not of my 'rude bits'.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

have you got a skateboard?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but I do have Rollerblades.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

um... i don't really want a picture of rollerblades. what have you got that will impress me?*

*same conditions apply

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

A really 80's looking guitar? A "Fats" Waller LP? I give up.

What a stupid thread this is.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

80's guitar, 80's guitar!!

i dunno, i thought this thread was a great idea.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I demand a picture of a plant.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/guitar.jpg

next!

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have a real (vegetable) plant, so this'll have to do:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/plant.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, thanks! very nice. do you have any nice cardigans?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Cardigains? Nope.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yr favourite shirt, or yr toilet, please

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

no cardigans! shame. what about... dinosaurs! i love dinos. any dinos?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

shirt:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/shirt.jpg

Toilet coming up (it's in use at the moment).

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

toilet:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/toilet.jpg

Looking for dinos now ...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

A sample of yr record collection?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yr fingertip? i recently lost mine in an unfortunate cleaver incident [ seriously ].

― ***1979***, Monday, 7 October 2002 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

A cheese slice.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I like yr shirt.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Here are the records:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/records.jpg

Those two bottom shelves are full of 'em, classical on the left, contemporary on the right, and recently-listened-to are sitting at the front in a pile behind Fats Waller. You can also see some of my CD's at the top.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Fingertip: (wearing a black sash in memory of your lost fingertip)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/finger.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

aw thank you :)

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Not only a slice of cheese, but a toasted cheese sandwich that I made with the same cheese:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/cheese.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that shirt too, Andrew. It's a really good looking and comfortable cut.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

the view from your window, the view from your window!

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

don't change the subject. make with the dinos.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

It's night time, all you can see from my window is the kitchen downstairs:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/view.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't find any dinosaurs or pictures of dinosaurs, I'm sorry. :(

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Show me under your bed. Please.

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/underbed.jpg

There's not much to see, unfortunately...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i like the view outside...

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yr favourite shoes? I like this thread a lot.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have favourite shoes, but here are my most useful shoes:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/rollerblades.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

under bed = where the dinosaurs are

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well fuck that. I'm not going to venture under there. It's all dark and thin and scary.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You were just waiting for a chance to show them off, weren't you! Ok one of you dancing around a bit, if possible.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, if you had a pair of original Rollerblade Tarmack CE's with dual grindplates you'd want to show them off too. ;)

I'll only dance if you tell me what dance to do.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

damn rollerblades.

what really thin dinos can fit under beds?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the 'under the bed' space is actually a space-time abnormality that allows incredibly huge objects to fit inside seemingly small spaces. Witness: Felix The Cat's Magic Bag and, more famously, Dr. Who's Tardis.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The lawnmower. Pretend yr pushing an invisible lawnmower, pref to some decent hardcore. Do you have any Bad Brains?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

so really, you have plenty of dinosaurs nder yr bed, but you're just too scared to let them out. right?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's me doing the Lawnmower to "...And You Will Know Us By..."'s great track "Another Morning Stoner": (Thanks Marco!)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/lawnmower.jpg

And yeah, I don't want to let the dinos out because it always takes me at least a couple of hours to herd them back under there (they find it scary, too), and I've got to go to bed earlish for a test tomorrow.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and the reason I'm wearing headphones there is because everyone's asleep. ;)

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

lawnmower, you say... hmmmmm.... are you sure you've not just caught an invisible stegasaurus by the horns?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha get down !

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

My god I look like a dork there.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

But then again, I guess anyone doing the lawnmower is going to look like a dork.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

no you dont.
seriously. :)

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

YEAH! Rock on! You look fucking great! You have the Lawnmower DOWN, dude.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah you look fantastic!!! Can you take a picture of a cat?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 36 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/sleepy.jpg

Aww...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

AWWWW!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

AWWWWWWWWWW!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Last orders, anyone? (no dancing, I'm tired)

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

awwwww!

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Do a silly face! To us!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm...a message on some paper saying ' i luv 1979, shes bloody fantastic!' ... ???

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude are you in Australia?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

yep, why?

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Silly face:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/silly.jpg

Message to 1979:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/1979.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in Australia, yes.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

haha excellent!

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Melbourne?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

where in australia are you? im in sydney...

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

look out!

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/sleepy2.jpg

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

bahahahahahah.

Yeah, I'm in Melbourne.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, that's all folks.

I hope I've filled some sort of inner need in you all.

Now I must sleep before my big test. Yikes.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

goodnight and thanks for the entertainment :)

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

could i see a larger view of that rug, it seems pleasent.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

g'night, thanks! mind those dinos.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Night! This was about the funniest thread ever.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What silly joy. :-) And I've seen this room of Andrew's as well IN REAL LIFE!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 October 2002 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Did it have a neon raptor in it when you were there, Ned?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 October 2002 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It was hiding.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh this is the most fun ever, i'm trying to suppress giggles & pretend to be worx0ring in the school computah labs here!

Can we see a pic of yr BELLY BUTTON please oh please mr Andrew?

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 7 October 2002 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

To think all this is happening within metres of my house..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 7 October 2002 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You should go over there and enact playlets.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oh this thread is great fun. Andrew you seem like such a nice chap! I like the shirt picture. Are you wearing those Levis "engineered" jeans? I like those jeans.

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep. They're awesome jeans.

― Andrew-, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the BEST thread.

― Livvie, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

can u do the ketchup dance?

― vic (vicc13), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the rug, it looked like a killim ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's the rug, for you rugophiless:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/rug.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what the hell it is. It's just nice.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, yr not starting this up again are you?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

if you are we should get more dancing!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

No. I did abysmally on my test today. I shall not revive this thread.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! I'm sorry for you, Andrew. I hope the situation is retrievable.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

See, now don't you all feel bad. You must go over to Melbourne and buy Andrew drinks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah buy Andrew drinks

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i would, this thread was of amazingly high quality. and stop dissing my raptor, for being luminous, he's cute.
sorry to hear about your test though.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you hear that Melbourne ilxers? It's beer time for me.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

And me if I get there! My name's Andrew! You going to Sleater-Kinney Andrew?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, willis?!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I still want the Mashed Potato.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Me and Elisabeth want to come to Melbourne to see S-K, but I don't know if it'll happen. Willis. Yeah, do the mashed potato!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

sleater-kinney are great. and ya, i still want the mashed potato. or..... THE MONKEY! even i can do the monkey.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

andrew you dobbed yrself in by linking to this thread. you must now do the mashed potato.

― minna (minna), Sunday, 27 October 2002 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haha did we ever see the mashed potato?

i think NOT!

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Sunday, 27 October 2002 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah! i ain't letting up either. do it. i'll trade you a picture of my smashed in face. how's that for an offer?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 28 October 2002 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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