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A Perfect World - Robert 'Butch' Haynes 6
Bull Durham - Crash Davis 5
The Big Chill - Alex 4
Field of Dreams - Ray Kinsella 3
The Untouchables - Eliot Ness 3
JFK - Jim Garrison 3
Tin Cup - Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy 2
The Postman - The Postman 2
Fandango - Gardner Barnes, Groover 2
Open Range - Charley Waite 1
The Bodyguard - Frank Farmer 1
Madonna: Truth or Dare - Himself 1
Dances with Wolves - Lieutenant John J. Dunbar 1
For Love of the Game - Billy Chapel 1
No Way Out - Lt. Cmdr. Tom Farrell 1
American Flyers - Marcus Sommers 1
Silverado - Jake 1
Rumor Has It… - Beau Burroughs 0
Play It to the Bone - Ringside Fan 0
Hatfields & McCoys - William Anderson "Devil Anse" Hatfield 0
The Company Men - Jack Dolan 0
Thirteen Days - Kenny O'Donnell 0
3000 Miles to Graceland - Thomas J. Murphy 0
Dragonfly - Joe Darrow 0
The New Daughter - John James 0
Swing Vote - Bud Johnson 0
Mr. Brooks - Mr. Earl Brooks 0
The Upside of Anger - Denny Davies 0
3 Days to Kill - Ethan Renner 0
The Guardian - Ben Randall 0
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit - Thomas Harper 0
Man of Steel - Jonathan Kent 0
Message in a Bottle - Garret Blake 0
Night Shift - Frat Boy No. 1 0
Frances Luther - (Man in Alley) 0
Stacy's Knights - Will Bonner 0
Table for Five - Newlywed husband 0
Malibu Hot Summer - John Logan 0
Testament - Phil Pitkin 0
The Gunrunner - Ted 0
Amazing Stories - Captain 0
Shadows Run Black - Jimmy Scott 0
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Robin Hood 0
Revenge - Michael 'Jay' Cochran 0
Wyatt Earp - Wyatt Earp 0
The War - Stephen Simmons 0
Waterworld - Mariner 0
Chasing Dreams - Ed 0


christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 February 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

so in his new movie he plays "Ethan Renner", which makes me think someone was stumped for a character name and then saw GHOST PROTOCOL and a light bulb went on over their head.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 February 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

thinking its gotta be between Open Range or Bull Durham. the highs and lows of his career are unreal, when hes great hes rockin and when hes bad you cant believe your ears + eyes:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tho5ZYLiuoc&t=4m5s

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 21 February 2014 00:30 (eleven years ago)

how can this not be JFK

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 21 February 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

bcz it's a lousy role

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

Because of that ridiculous fake southern accent, and fuck Oliver Stone. At least with Robin Hood he had the good sense to ditch the accent halfway through the movie.

Field of Dreams FTW

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 21 February 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

Pretty damn impressive run, tbh.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 21 February 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

Bull Durham by a country mile. "Get a hit, Crash." "Shut up!"

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 21 February 2014 07:17 (eleven years ago)

Dragonfly - Joe Darrow

I'd forgotten all about this movie until just now. I went with a date to see it, and it was a horrible film, but I got laid later.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 07:24 (eleven years ago)

in with the first Big Chill zinger

we sold our Solsta for Rock'n'Roll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2014 07:29 (eleven years ago)

I'm probably the only person in the world who'd rank his baseball movies thusly:

For Love of the Game > Field of Dreams > Bull Durham

I can't justify it either. It's just how I feels.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 07:35 (eleven years ago)

I'm really curious about this new football movie he's gonna be in

, Friday, 21 February 2014 07:37 (eleven years ago)

I voted the Untouchables

, Friday, 21 February 2014 07:40 (eleven years ago)

somehow tempted to vote for "a perfect world"

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 21 February 2014 07:50 (eleven years ago)

I'm really curious about this new football movie he's gonna be in

I just watched the trailer. It looks...okay.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 07:53 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I'm more intrigued how they're going to dramatize a guy falling from #3 to #10 on the DRAFT BOARD or w/e rather than Costner's performance in it

Though Cost seemed a very good fit for the role

, Friday, 21 February 2014 07:56 (eleven years ago)

The whole "I'm going to fire you/You can fire me, but watch me do something crazy first" dynamic seems like Costner's honeyhole for acting.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 08:07 (eleven years ago)

Bull Durham, followed by Tin Cup.

His Boston accent in Thirteen Days is worse than "So am I, goddammit!" in JFK.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 February 2014 11:57 (eleven years ago)

The real answer is Bull Durham or Tin Cup, or JFK for sheer ridiculousness. But my strong temptation is to go for Mr. Brooks here.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Friday, 21 February 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)

I thought it was agreed his triumph was A Perfect World

Wyatt Earp needs to be rewatched maybe

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:01 (eleven years ago)

I'm really curious about this new football movie he's gonna be in

― 龜, Friday, February 21, 2014 2:37 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

i'll go see any sports movie no matter how schlocky and that one looks too shitty even for me

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

I'm already confusing it in my mind with the movie where they go to India to find teenage pitchers

, Friday, 21 February 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)

revenge is p good iirc

johnny crunch, Friday, 21 February 2014 14:59 (eleven years ago)

I thought it was agreed his triumph was A Perfect World

Wyatt Earp needs to be rewatched maybe

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, February 21, 2014 9:01 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark

i forgot about APW, it actually is pretty great and so is the cost-dog in it

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:00 (eleven years ago)

Haven't seen it since it was released, but remember No Way Out being a perfectly acceptable thriller w/ a slightly dopey twist at the end

Ward Fowler, Friday, 21 February 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

Was going to say, No Way Out was a lot of fun in its day.

That's So (Eazy), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

gay psycho villain aside

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

No memory of that, just back-of-limo frolicking and D.C. shots where they'd be on one street, turn a corner, and be somewhere else across town.

That's So (Eazy), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

his comeback was going well until that new McG movie, which really seems to misunderstand Costner's appeal - nobody wants to see him being 'cool' and wearing shades while firing akimbo pistols

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)

amber heard looks seriously miscast and ridiculous in that

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

The new football movie was clearly greenlit the day Moneyball passed $60 million in domestic grosses.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

oh wow, just watched the trailer for 3 Days To Kill

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, 3 Days to Kill looks like the most horrible Spike TV adaptation of the recent slew of Liam Neeson action movies.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

It looks like Amber Heard was cast because they couldn't get Scarlett Johansson to do a blonde Black Widow.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

A Perfect World

goole, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

i love Bull Durham and can't think of anyone else in the role but he's not that great

goole, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

"fuck this fucking gaaaame" yeah ok man

goole, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)

Voted Silverado.

Taking Devil's Tower (by mashed potatoes) (WilliamC), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

I don't know how many of you are old enough to know his breakthrough was in Silverado, which was impressive since the character was almost silent.

xp

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

that movie was weirdly really popular in my grade school

goole, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)

so i guess yeah i'm barely old enough

goole, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)

I'm guessing it was the first western they'd ever seen?

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)

that seems impossible? young guns was 88 so maybe

goole, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

My exposure to westerns came early in life because my grandfather wouldn't let me change the channel.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)

well God bless him

Silverado was widely trumpeted by PR/press as "resurrecting" the western in between Clint Eastwood eras.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)

i wouldn't know this without checking, but eastwood put out pale rider that same year

goole, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

I saw Pale Rider after it came out on VHS, but all I really remember is having a crush on Sydney Penny.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

it may've been, but Silverado was definitely sold in the manner Morbs says. also Pale Rider being a gutless rehash of High Plains Drifter didn't help

we sold our Solsta for Rock'n'Roll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:24 (eleven years ago)

every Eastwood film of the eighties was garbage except for bits of Tightrope, and he didn't even direct it.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)

I mean, look at these titles... aside from the teenybopper one goole cited, the biggest successes were Pale Rider, Silverado, both '85, and then Lonesome Dove on TV in '89. Otherwise, just an occasional low-budget beauty (The Grey Fox, Barbarosa) or genre makeover like Outland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Western_films_of_the_1980s

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:27 (eleven years ago)

but that's the virtue!

ryan, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

and Diego Luna struggling through his mustache and accent

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

i've always had a soft spot for his relatively wooden soft spoken and passive non-acting.

otm. but this makes it very difficult to pick a best role, bcz there is little to differentiate one role from another, apart from the script, which Costner can't claim any credit for. I enjoyed Tin Cup and Bull Durham, but I can't say kevin's acting was the reason for my enjoyment.

Aimless, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

more of a glimpse of a thought rather than a fleshed out story.

ie, the essence of COSTNER imo

ryan, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

per Tin Cup discussion, I miss the days of Rene Russo being in twelve movies per year.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

best western of the '80s was 'extreme prejudice'

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, February 21, 2014 12:40 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

just looked at the imdb page and holy shit how have i not seen this

AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

Can't talk 80s westerns without

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5d/TimeRiderPoster.jpg/375px-TimeRiderPoster.jpg

That's So (Eazy), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

holy shit H4A it's incredible, top-notch nolte, plus ironside, clancy brown, forsythe, boothe at their peaks.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

the wild bunch with cartels and bank robberies

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

not that the wild bunch didnt basically have a bank robbery at the beginning

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

Extreme Prejudice is right up there with Walter Hill's best, which takes some doing

we sold our Solsta for Rock'n'Roll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

i haven't seen it, or Southern Comfort either

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

Southern Comfort almost as gonzo as Deliverance and better acted.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 February 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

extreme prejudice is pretty great. voted fandango over truth or dare.

balls, Friday, 21 February 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

that amazing stories he was in was pretty good also iirc

balls, Friday, 21 February 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

revenge is trash but it's interesting coming in the midst of that run where costner became some kind of gregory peck proxy. what i've heard of mr. brooks seems potentially entertaining.

balls, Friday, 21 February 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

that amazing stories he was in was pretty good also iirc

Yes, this! If I could vote for it, I would.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 February 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

it's up there!

balls, Friday, 21 February 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

spielberg directed it, haven't seen it in nearly thirty years but remember it being one of the stronger ones - http://vimeo.com/56670088

balls, Friday, 21 February 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

i roll with images off, kudos on the pic selection al

goole, Friday, 21 February 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

I reviewed that Baffleck vehicle Company Men, and KC blew away everyone except Chris Cooper.

Haven't seen the Amazing Story since '85 but cmon, surely his performance isn't what made it.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 February 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

Extreme Prejudice is a fantastic movie. I voted for Open Range here, but only because I had forgotten about Tin Cup, which is a pretty decent "Oh, this movie's on?" settle-into-the-couch-on-a-Saturday-afternoon movie.

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:27 (eleven years ago)

The Untouchables - Eliot Ness
No Way Out - Lt. Cmdr. Tom Farrell
Bull Durham - Crash Davis
Field of Dreams - Ray Kinsella
Revenge - Michael 'Jay' Cochran

the best run of the big 80s stars? i think.. maybe.

piscesx, Saturday, 22 February 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

I just saw Three Days to Kill, lol. Not good.

fifty bales of hay (rip van wanko), Saturday, 22 February 2014 22:10 (eleven years ago)

i remember really liking APW but i haven't seen it in prob 20 years

condo associations are people my friend (will), Saturday, 22 February 2014 23:00 (eleven years ago)

also liked Fandango i think?

condo associations are people my friend (will), Saturday, 22 February 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Ll"

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 08:36 (eleven years ago)

JFK FFS

Eric H., Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)

Runner-up, tho is

Madonna: Truth or Dare - Himself

Eric H., Tuesday, 18 March 2014 13:10 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Miss this poll, but I thought he was really good in the Hatfields and the McCoys.

Jeff, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

lol vindicated

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

the camp crowd, vanquished

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

The camp crowd didn't show up for a Costner poll? I'm shocked.

Eric H., Wednesday, 19 March 2014 05:58 (eleven years ago)

true, all reading that Showgirls "book" atm

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 12:54 (eleven years ago)

eight years pass...

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/09/opinion/yellowstone-conservative-prestige-television.html

Paramount Network’s “Yellowstone” is a prime example. While liberal audiences mostly ignore it, this soapy conservative prestige television juggernaut is gobbling up audience share....

Kevin Costner plays John Dutton III, the Dutton family patriarch and one of the nation’s largest private landowners. He tries to make his three sons and daughter into a political dynasty. There are numerous threats to this grand plan.

Haven't watched much of Yellowstone

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 9 August 2022 12:07 (three years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYsReoZMj1k

omar little, Monday, 26 February 2024 20:55 (one year ago)

Costner is terrible at delivering interesting or nuanced line readings. His success rests entirely on his presence fitting the character and an uncomplicated script that clicks with the audience. He delivers more or less the same presence whether he's in a stinker or a hit.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 26 February 2024 21:06 (one year ago)

I might watch that on Max or Amazon Prime. Would I go to a theater — twice! — to see it? Fuck no.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Monday, 26 February 2024 21:23 (one year ago)

His success rests entirely on his presence fitting the character and an uncomplicated script that clicks with the audience.

i.e. like most good stars?

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 February 2024 21:42 (one year ago)

I agree. That applies to most movie stars. As I have said before, you can be a star and be a good actor, too, but they're two entirely different qualities. You can have very modest acting skills and still be a big movie star, or be a fabulously talented actor, work all the time, and never be a star. At least Costner brings more to the table than, say, Ashton Kutcher, who was for a short time, a bankable movie star.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 26 February 2024 22:44 (one year ago)

OK, I've just found out that this is a four-part series of movies and I am no longer interested. Even two felt like too much, but since they were coming pretty close together (June and August) it was at least tolerable. But four? And they're probably gonna be two and a half, three hours each? Sorry, Kev, I'm busy that month.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Monday, 26 February 2024 22:45 (one year ago)

Trailer looks kind of horrible, more for the direction than what little we get of Costner. What appears to be a raid looks like incredibly shitty, like what happens if they decided to remake The Searchers with the same people who vomited up the big budget action movies on the '80s.

Anyway, I'm glad Bull Durham and A Perfect World won the top two slots in this poll - not only are they great performances but they pretty much encompass everything great about him as a film star. (The movies themselves may be the best he's ever done too.)

birdistheword, Monday, 26 February 2024 22:49 (one year ago)

I've never seen A Perfect World and my memories of Bull Durham don't inspire me to take another look at it. The movies of his I'd willingly return to are (more or less in order) Open Range, Waterworld, The Untouchables, and Tin Cup.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Monday, 26 February 2024 22:57 (one year ago)

You can have very modest acting skills and still be a big movie star, or be a fabulously talented actor, work all the time, and never be a star.

If, as an example, Audrey Hepburn is the former and Joan Allen is the latter, I'm a movie star person. If it's Charles Bronson vs. John Cazale, I'm a student of acting. Ideally, of course, both--Jane Fonda, Gene Hackman.

Costner is usually kind of bland for me, sometimes conspiculously so (JFK), but I liked him a lot in Bull Durham when I finally rewatched that a few months ago.

clemenza, Monday, 26 February 2024 23:01 (one year ago)

lol no one voted for Rumor Has It

Swen, Monday, 26 February 2024 23:39 (one year ago)

i'll tell you something else - recently a friend challenged me with the posit that Kevy is more attractive than Richard Gere and i was SHOOK. on what planet??

Swen, Monday, 26 February 2024 23:46 (one year ago)

Hilarious that his role in The Big Chill got four votes.

Other than that, I generally agree with the results.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 26 February 2024 23:57 (one year ago)

Kevin Costner had hot mom-energy for a while

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 February 2024 01:14 (one year ago)


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