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you came home to find your ex (who you share with and are on good terms with) fucking their new fuck to the same music you used to fuck to? and yes, it happened just then.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SIng it loudly through the door in my patented paedophile voice. People who know what this voice sounds like will assure you that it iwill be effecatious in every way.

― Pete, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't imagine any song being short enough for me to fuck to, except maybe "There's a Riot Goin' On"

― dave q, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you cannot deal with such events you have just scientifically proven why it is a bad idea to remain friendly with your ex (and an even worse idea to live with them and put yourself in this position).

― Emma, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma is right on the latter count - living w/ex has to be dud surely, unless you like your life being like a bad dram-com.

VERY CRUCIAL ETIQUETTE POINT: Did you introduce ex to the music, or was it their choice, or was it s'thing you both liked?

This is also why it is a bad idea to fuck - or do anything at all relationshippy - to music.

― Tom, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You had specific music you'd fuck to? That's just weird and compulsive, isn't it?

― Ally, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd probably go to my room and cry, then masturbate. (I predict that I will regret hitting the "Submit" button within five seconds.)

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Install a webcam.

I think i'm going to regret saying that too.

― Billy Dods, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There are reasons i refuse to be buddies with my exes.

― anthony, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I agree, being friends with an ex is not always a great idea. Living them surely never is.

Masturbation is a great cure for all sorts of pent up feelings, so I second that recommendation (I always will).

No chance of you joining in is there?

― Mascara, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

invite them to the IL* gangbang Geoff.

― anthony, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Which gangbang? Where's my invite?

― Billy Dods, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dan's answer is a pretty realistic one for any 'what would you do if' thread.

― ethan, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Somehow I can't see Dan's answer satisfying for the 'what would you do if you ate a lot of greasy food and then had a case of the runs?' question.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It would work for Kodanshi, I suspect.

― Tom, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Owowow my sides hurt from LAFFING.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK - can we not even REFERENCE that picture anymore, please? I was planning on eating within the next couple of weeks. Urp.

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ahhh, that picture that crashed my computer.... the il* gangbang is on the il* relationships thread re polymorphous perversities...only problem re inviting the ex is that I'm bored of seeing them naked... oh yeah, the music was portishead live in nyc...it's not that bad, I used to fuck my girlfriend in argentina to the soundtrack of Natural Born Killers...at least that's not ruined for me.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Only date Mormons who are solid in their faith.
It has frustrating down points, but that situation wouldn't occur, at leas.t

― Lyra, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't think I would mind actually. Because I'd be happy he found another victim.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lyra, I initially read that as, "Only date Momus who are solid in their faith." I was amused to think that the secret to erasing uncomfortable situations with an ex is dating Momus.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd ask them politely if they wouldn't mind turning the music down and retiring to a bedroom...I'm assuming they are at 'it' in the hall or living room?

― jel, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just like the idea of a stern, upright and moral Momus.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd like him to be saying "For great justice!" while he's being stern and moral.

― Ally, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it wasn't that they were fucking..i heard the door slam as I opened the door, so I didn't have to see it...it was the fact they were listening to music we used to fuck to...

and masturbation didn't help...

― Geoff, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If not masturbation, then castration. Not necessarily of yourself, of course.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

geoff, if i may be too frank (which you probably don't give me permission to be but i will do it anyway), your ex sux. i would find that wierd, if not fuckin' rude, if an ex did that. guess i'm a tad sentimental and some songs mean a lot to me, speshally ones that i associate with certain people.

that scenario has fortunately never happened to me.

― lady die, Wednesday, 15 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Geoff, how can you be sure they were fucking then? I mean is this unnamed piece of music just so fucky that no one could listen to it without fucking?

and masturbation didn't help...

I find this hard to comprehend.

― Nick, Thursday, 16 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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