now it's my turn for the ew, ew, ews

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This guy comes into the shop today, and buys a bicycle part. He hands me a 10 pound note. As I take it into my hand I feel a little cold wet patch on it. I put it into the till, and make an effort not to look at it, and I give him his change. After he's gone I take out thee note & look at it. The damp part is a slimy green snot. Urgh god I felt sick. I had to wipe the snot off the note, and then I scrubbed my hands w/swarfega. My god I've got some classy kustom3rz, haven't I?

N0RM4N PH4Y, Monday, 7 October 2002 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i got a dollar bill with blood on it one time.

of course, the worst was when i had to clean up a pile of feces someone had left at the end of an aisle.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 October 2002 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PLEASE tell me you were working at a PetsMart...

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 October 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

an OFFICE SUPPLY STORE.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 October 2002 17:19 (twenty-three years ago)

one of the worst things i've ever had to do was to spend a $20 bill that had just the night before been extensively stuck up people's noses and snorted through. this was probably obvious to the sub-shop teller, as it was curled up, and the top and bottom edges were soggy and slightly encrusted with white grains. but it was the only bill i had and i honestly needed that sandwich.

yes i am ashamed, Monday, 7 October 2002 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

god it's only a bogey!

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 7 October 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"oh where DID i leave those faeces? tsk"

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 7 October 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

i can think of some more-shameful things you might have tried with that bill

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 7 October 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Peak of my career was cleaning toilets in a motorway service station.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i worked at a waterpark for two summers. apparently, a lot of people think pools are toilets, and head lifeguards (me) spend a lot of time fishing feces out with skimmers.

amy (amy), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

we dont drain the pools afterwards.

amy (amy), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

B0B Z3MK0 SeZ:


god it's only a bogey!


Yes, but it was someone else's bogey.

N0RM4N PH4Y, Monday, 7 October 2002 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

a $20 bill that had just the night before been extensively stuck up people's noses

on CSI the other night they said something like 90% of $100 bills contain traces of cocaine so all you have to be ashamed about is not being a high-roller, really. (and yes, "on CSI"="absolute fact" to me)

jones (actual), Monday, 7 October 2002 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

If I ever get my hands on bills that big, I shall lick them.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 7 October 2002 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that said "balls" at first.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 October 2002 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that said "balls" at first.

unsuprise of the year!

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 7 October 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

try cleaning up baby poo that has squished all the way up his back and all into the fat creases of his legs, stinky, with a life of its own so it manages to get on your hands no matter how many wipes you try to smother them with.
and meanwhile you just endeavour to keep him from getting his hands on it and putting his fingers in his mouth.

donna (donna), Monday, 7 October 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that said "balls" at first.

I think Dan is flirting with me because of the if we were remaking friends w.ilxoRzOrs wd it be wise to include dan AND ned? thread.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 7 October 2002 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

ew, ew, ews

My next band. Thank you, |\|0r|\/|/-\|\|

donut bitch (donut), Monday, 7 October 2002 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought this thread was going to be about Nicole Kidman.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't flirt! *wink*

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan never flirts. Except with ME.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm making Ross/Ned jealous. This is getting confusing!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"Ew ew ew" makes me think about the fake R&B group, Three Times One Minus One, on Mr. Show (HBO). Anyone else into that? It makes me laugh & laugh & laugh... I saw them perform in DC last month.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

on CSI the other night they said something like 90% of $100 bills contain traces of cocaine so all you have to be ashamed about is not being a high-roller, really. (and yes, "on CSI"="absolute fact" to me)

The (reasonably reliable) truth.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)


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