Fred Phelps is DEAD

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Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)

ok moving on

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)

I dunno ,this is a thread where we can all be shakey mo for once

Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

stop eatin my lunch

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

Kind of hope there is an afterlife with a genuinely loving God so he can see what a deluded arsehole he was.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

Wonder if there's been plans to picket his funeral

Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

I'm cool w grave dancing in this case but he probably deserves to have nothing stony silence and quicklime tbh

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

nothing but

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

Wonder if there's been plans to picket his funeral

The WBC (or his family, but pretty much the exact same thing) pointedly said that there will not be a funeral for him, specifically to undercut this very thing.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)

I'm not going to throw a party, but I do like to think that there is just a little less hate in the world right now.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 March 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

They shoulda kicked him out the church so they could have picketed it

Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

A technically skilled lawyer passes away

cardamon, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

International Day of Happiness strikes back!

Eric H., Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

They did excommunicate him actually!

(xpost)

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

did they say why?

Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

did he recant all his poison so he could get into heaven after all?

Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

what

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

Who knows, it all came out very recently (like 3 days ago) and it's all been pretty unclear since the church basically refuses to comment. Read this.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

ok that is weird

Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

so the people in charge are even worse than he was? the mind boggles

Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)

http://crypticphilosopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kane_poltergeist_2.jpg

RIP

carl agatha, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:25 (eleven years ago)

xpost they probably found a copy of Prince's Lovesexy in his album collection

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

did he die of AIDS

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

did he recant all his poison so he could get into heaven after all?

― Scooby Doom (۩), Thursday, March 20, 2014 4:12 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think I posted this before but in the late 90s and 'new to the internet' I emailed the WBC with what I thought was a real smart question about the logistics of repenting while alive (thus allowing serial killers etc into heaven). Fred's wife whatever her name was/is emailed me back with a brusque dismissal of my godless ignorance and also introduced me to the term "strawman"

in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

#respect

nakhchivan, Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

@DennisThePerrin
If you must dance on Fred Phelps' grave, make it a slow, sexy dance.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)

I liked him in mission impossible

every moser (wins), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)

He went quick in the end, theres a grand stretch in the evenings and we wont feel it now til christmas

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

Okay, now I have this thread title running through my head ala L.A. Style.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

@DennisThePerrin
If you must dance on Fred Phelps' grave, make it a slow, sexy dance.

This is an anti-disco tweet.

Eric H., Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

http://theweek.com/article/index/258313/why-christians-should-forgive-fred-phelps

goole, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)

celebrate his death by not reading the thinkpieces about it

(or if you must, "data") (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

or thinking about it imo

i would also appreciate it if everyone would refrain from saying Westboro Baptist Church; Baptists may not be the most open minded people but what these nudniks are practicing is not Baptism.

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)

I've already had the "if you're happy he's dead you're as bad as he is" line on Twitter but I feel no guilt whatsoever in being delighted that piece of shit is gone.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

good night sweet prince

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

c'mon Eric, there's nothing sexy about disco.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

Aerosmith otm

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJoX833qgbM

the tune was space, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9nwcpGZE6A

the tune was space, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

God hates racist sexist homophobic bigots
(just takes a while to get around to dealing with them)

an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

fuck this dude, joyously

j., Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

Jonah Goldberg ✔ @JonahNRO
Hey has Putin ordered all Russian flags at half mast in memory of Fred Phelps?

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

as lydon once put it, fuckin' good riddance to bad rubbish

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

thought this dude already died when he looked at the ark in Indiana Jones

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

these fuckin' social media people "oh don't stoop to his level".

most of us couldn't come within miles of Phelps and his clan's 'level' if we made a concerted effort to become truly horrible human beings for the next five years.

Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 March 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)

I just find it funny that out of all the things to be sanctimonious about, it's this guy's death.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Thursday, 20 March 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

i can't bring myself to extend an iota of sympathy to a guy who spent the last few decades of his life eagerly and vindictively making an already sad and cruel world a slightly sadder and crueler place to live.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 20 March 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

Maybe don't lend him anything and focus on some decent people.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 March 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

most of us couldn't come within miles of Phelps and his clan's 'level' if we made a concerted effort to become truly horrible human beings for the next five years.

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 March 2014 23:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Quite so.

I'd reserve loathing for the people that gave him airspace on the 'maybe he has a viewpoint worth hearing, or lol' ticket.

Mark G, Friday, 21 March 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

from the thrift store I used to volunteer at:

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10013025_756836754334127_39733265_n.jpg

"Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 March 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)

Fuck this guy in the ass with a barbed red hot poker for eternity in hell and all, but he was really pretty minor in terms of actual influence and also such a no-brainer to hate.

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 March 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)

he was really pretty minor in terms of actual influence and also such a no-brainer to hate.

^^ yeah this is kind of the thing

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 March 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

get a brain morans, phreddie phelpps is a-ok to hate, easy target or no.

ian, Friday, 21 March 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

You guys know every time you write his name he gets more power whether you hate him or not.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 March 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

the ben kenobi of homophobia

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 March 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

"these aren't the genitalia you're looking for" *waves hand over face*

POO: the blossom or full flower of the evening (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 21 March 2014 20:13 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fred-phelps-man-who-forever-stopped-march-of-gay-r,35582/

curmudgeon, Friday, 21 March 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

nicely done

surfbort memes get played out, totally (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 March 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)


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