"Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much but you're living in a world of make believe with fairies and leprechauns and dancing frogs wearing fancy little hats"

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haha

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

your favourite Homer Simpson quotes here please

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i love homer but i am HOPELESS at remembering quotes from shows or books. so i will just have to say "everything that homer says"
HHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( thats meant to indicate a marge noise )

― donna (donna), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Dr. Foster, joined by another doctor, sit behind a two-way mirror,
observing Homer's interaction with Ned. The sliding partition reveals
Homer to Ned. Homer emotionlessly says what is written in his speech
cards.

Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.

Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by!

Foster: Hmm. He's not responding. [into microphone] Proceed to level 2 antagonism.

Homer: [slides down partition] Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

Ned: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. [partition slides up] Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!

Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. [into microphone] Maximum hostility factor.

Homer: [slide down partition] I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?

Jess reminded me of this exchange. It's great.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"Lisa, never stop in the middle of a hoedown!"

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"Saxamaphone... saxamaphone..."

― Nate Patrin, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 03:53 (twenty-three years ago)

"Donuts: Is there anything they can't do?"

― Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"Marge! With today's petrol prices, we can't afford NOT to get a pony!"

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

jay sherman: "and you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil!"
homer: "it was a gummi bear."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)

my favorite homer ever moment, however is when he answers the door to "so, you don't like the olde tyme bikes, eh?" and the guy kicks him in the face and wheels away.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

― Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"

― Nate Patrin, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"They have the internet on computers now?"

― Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos."

― Nate Patrin, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"No."
"Ham?"
"No."
"Pork chops?"
"Dad, those all come from the same animal!"
"Heh heh heh. Yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/homer.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 05:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary!

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Homer has sex?!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 05:06 (twenty-three years ago)

tracer, the wedding is off.

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 06:07 (twenty-three years ago)

you fanta baby

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 06:23 (twenty-three years ago)

"Oh fiddle dee dee! That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but i am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!!!"

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 06:52 (twenty-three years ago)

"TV - Sister, Mother, Lover, Friend"

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 06:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Homer, to retreating Santa's Little Helper who has gone off to make friends with George Bush: "You're barking up the wrong bush!"
Homer's Brain: "Homer, that's the funniest thing you're ever likely to say, and no-one was around to hear it!"
Homer: "DOH!!"

― katie (katie), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"That dog has a ham!"

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:13 (twenty-three years ago)

(When that guy on the news has won the lottery.)
Homer: "Money doesn't buy you everything you know."
Marge: "What doesn't it buy you?"
Homer: "Err..a dinosaur!"

― Livvie, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"First you didn't want a pony, now you want me to take the pony back. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, MARGE!"

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:25 (twenty-three years ago)

[quite likely badly paraphrased, nothing new there]

Homer: "b-b-but what about dessert?"

Marge: "You can pull the ring off your own can of pudding, Homer"

Marge leaves, Homer pulls pudding-can ring, it snaps off.

Homer: "Shows what you know, Marge!"

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm just going out to...stalk...Lenny and Carl...DOH!"

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"Mmm, floor-pie!"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:34 (twenty-three years ago)

[Homer in jail]
Wiggam 'Simpson, you've got a visitor'
Marge 'Hi Homer'
Homer 'Just a second Marge, I've got a visitor coming'

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Livvie, thats one of the best !!!

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"I noticed / she was sitting on / her / sweet can / sweeeeeet can s-s-s-weeeeet caaaaan"

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Homer: "No beer and TV make Homer go something something"

Marge: "Go mad?"

Homer: "Don't mind if i do"

― mms (mms), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Trampopoline

― bondstyle, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm - sacrelicious.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:21 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmm...64 slices of american cheese... 64 (chomp) 63 (chomp) 62 (chomp)

i think i'm blind!

― dave k, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

but marge, when kids today say "bad" they mean "good", and to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt. allow me to demonstrate

― dave k, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:28 (twenty-three years ago)

why don't bears pay the bear tax? i pay the homer tax!
dad, that's the homeOWNER tax

― dave k, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

See Bart, a turkey is a bad person. Quit jiiiiiivin' me, turkey! You gotta sass it.

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:36 (twenty-three years ago)

(haha this is the thread-equivalent of FAP Auckland!)

― Ess Kay (esskay), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:39 (twenty-three years ago)

the hoedown quote is great because he's doing that awesome "thinking" dance while saying it!

― dave k, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:44 (twenty-three years ago)

(haha this is the thread-equivalent of FAP Auckland!)

Err except i've only done the 'fiddle dee dee!' line ONCE on this thread. arf.

― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy
Yep they'll do that

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 09:21 (twenty-three years ago)

there's that one where bart has gone to the box factory and homer sees a red cap on a box and he's like
"they've turned my boy into a box! why god why!?"

― dave k, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

From the show where Homer is going to have a bypass:

Homer: "Oh, don't worry kids! Good people don't die!"
Lisa: "What about Abraham Lincoln?"
Homer: "Er... he sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren."

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:40 (twenty-three years ago)

It takes two people to lie marge. One to lie an done to listen

― Sofa King Alternative (Sofa King Alternative), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmmm, open faced club sand wedge

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:56 (twenty-three years ago)

homer to the ivory dealer: "here's the keys"
ivory dealer: "elephants dont have keys"
homer: "i'll just keep these then"

homer: "dont worry bart, we'll get you anothe elephant"
ivory dealer: "i'll take that one too"
homer: "done!"

plus

"hello, is that the whitehouse? i figured if anyone knew where to get some tang round here it'd be you.....shut up!"

and

"Lobo....Lobo...bring back SHeriff Lobo!"

and

"but maaaarge, we're college guys and we're up to no goooood"

and

"thats right money, your money's money is all that moneys"

and

"i believe freddy quimby should walk out of that court a freeee hotel"

and

bart: what are you going to do?
homer: something i should have done a long, long time ago...."
(seconds later)
marge: you dont know do you?
homer (meekly): no mam...

― blueski, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Bart: "Gee dad, sorry for being born."
Homer: "I've been waiting so long to hear that..."

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Marge[says to Homer]--"Remember your promise to the kids?"

Homer[pleased look on his face, says to the kids]--"Oh yes! when you're 18 you're out the door!"

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

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(after an announcer on the radio has declared him "lost and presumably mauled")

"Wrong again, liberal media!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Monday, 5 January 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

TV: Beer may cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum!
Homer: Mmm, beer.

― Leee Smith (Leee), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

I had to revive this for the classic quote on last nights ep:

"No! My wife is not a doobie, to be passed around! I took a sacred
vow on my wedding day to bogart her forever!"

Lost my shit, I did.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 January 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

That's one of my favorites!

APU: Oh! Don't shoot! Just take the money and get out!
HOMER: What? Oh, Apu, I would never...

*The shot pans up to his brain.*

HOMER'S BRAIN: Or would I? I've already gone this far. I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart?

*Homer imagines himself sat on a rocking chair outside a mansion, wearing a suit and a monocle. Marge dances in a bikini next to him. Fade back to reality.*

HOMER: I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart! All right, put your--

*Homer is driving away from the store, with a sandwich in his hand.*

HOMER: D'oh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 January 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

doh!, doh!, doh!THIS IS THE WORST PAIN, EVER!

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Thursday, 29 January 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a place to put in the Family Guy line, where Peter sees a handicapped guy and goes, "Oh crip, a crapple!"

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 29 January 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

Groundskeeper Willie said "SHITE!" on the season finale last night! Which was funny!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I noticed that! Not exactly subtley either. How on earth did that slip by the censors?

Funniest Simpsons episode I've seen in a long while btw.... Booooobs boooobs!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 24 May 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"Why must *every* attempt at masonry end in *failure*?!"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

GOd dammit they've stopped showing the new eps in Australia at the moment for NO GOOD REASON! We're quite a few behind too :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently we "might" get "My Big Fat Geek Wedding" on June 9 according to SNPP... or we might get "The Great Louse Detective" instead. This is thanks to Big fucking Brother of course. Which ratings has proved NOBODY WATCHES ANYMORE. But still. Grr.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I watch it! I got a mate into it too, so the ratings have doubled.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Marge: Homer, you've got it set on WHORE!

and

Marge: Women won't like being shot in the face.
Homer: Women will like what I tell them to.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

skinner (thinking): "i know you can read my thoughts, bart...just a little reminder...if i find out you cut class, your ass is mine! (pause) yes, you heard me. i THINK words i'd never SAY."
homer (thinking): "i know you can read MY thoughts, boy...meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow..."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

justyn didn't finish this quote all the way:

Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart lately?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he seems upset
Homer: He probably misses his old glasses

― dave k, Tuesday, 3 August 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Homer, after imagining taking a bite out of the moon while sitting on a seven-foot tall chinese basketball players shoulders:

"mmmm.... far-fetched".

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

In response to hearing about Johnny Newspaper-seed

"If he's so good, why's he dead?!"

My brother and I did that one all the time.

(Hoping nobody did that one yet)

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Marge: We're so different. It's like I'm from Venus and you're from Mars.
Homer: Fine, give ME the one with all the monsters.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

It's meta, but I cracked up when I first saw it:

Homer [in bed, to Marge]: You know, I've had a lot of jobs: boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby-proofer, trucker, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country-western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker,fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary. But protecting Springfield, that gives me the best feeling of all.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 5 August 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"oh when the saints/ oh when the saints/ oh when the saints go over there"

― Symplistic (shmuel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ice to meet you."

"I'm thinking of holding another meeting.... in bed!"

And since I'm on a big McBain/Wolfcastle kick, straight from snpp.com:

Rainier: Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. It's called "McBain: Let's Get Silly".
[cut to clip from movie showing McBain with a microphone in front of a brick wall]
McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
[pause] That's the joke.
Man: [from audience] You suck, McBain!
[McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]
McBain: Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
Man: [from audience] Hey, that really sucked!
[McBain pulls the pin on a grenade and tosses it at him]
Rainier: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
Jay: [contemptuous] How do you sleep at night?
Rainier: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

― Mr. Tony Plow (Leee), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

But thats not a Homer quote, Leee! ;P

(still, it *is* funny)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Brockman: "What's your next project?"
Wolfcastle: "I play a father that visits his son at school and is horrified to realize his son is a nerd."
Brockman: "I'm laughing already!"
Wolfcastle: "IT'S NOT A COMEDY!"

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

But thats not a Homer quote, Leee! ;P

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito!

― Mr. Tony Plow (Leee), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Homer: ''Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to
touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your
ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name
can be said by anyone!''

― BleachYourSpeech, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Also:

"You don't snuggle with Max Power. You strap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S!"

― Harold Media (kenan), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Marge: You lied to me!

Homer: I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth!

― Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Homer getting "in the mood":

"I was just watching women's vollyball on ESPN"

― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

Is this any good anymore?

― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 February 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

"It's still good, it's just a little airborne"

― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

comic book episode was funny (lolz Watchbabies in V for Vacation!)

but I am a comic book dork

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i crazy lol'd @ v for vactation

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

HOMER (attempting to impersonate Mr. Burns):Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter waiting for me.
POSTOFFICE GUY: okay, Mr. Burns - what's your first name?
HOMER: I don't know.

-- bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 19:48

This is my fave Simpson scene. The fact that he puts on a silly voice for no reason and sounds nothing like Mr Burns is the icing on the cake.

― Bodrick III, Thursday, 28 February 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

"marge, where's that...metal...dealy...we use to...dig...food?"

― Lawrence the Looter, Thursday, 28 February 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

BEST SIMPSONS SCENE EVER:

(Homer's in bed wearing reading glasses and holding a notebook and pencil.)

"OK I've figured out Bart's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Next, no egg nog. In fact, no nog period. And finally, absolutely no stealing for three months."

And then it zooms in on Homer's notebook and instead of it being the list he just read, it's actually a drawing of a robot barbecuing a hot dog over a fire in a garbage can.

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 29 February 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

that doodle and the one he makes in the submarine are pure genius

― electricsound, Friday, 29 February 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

"homer, i think we should buy a doghouse for the dog."
"marge, marge, marge. you're a tool of the doghouse-makers."
"no i'm not!"
"yes, you are. you've been brainwashed by all those dog-house commercials on TV."

― J.D., Friday, 29 February 2008 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Homer's Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing. Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Homer's Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: Ahhhhh!

and also

Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding.

― Mr Raif, Friday, 29 February 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

legend of the dog-faced woman

― aaron d.g., Saturday, 1 March 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

Pepi: Tell me more! I want to know ALL the constellations!
Homer: Well, that one's Jerry, the cowboy. And that big dipper-looking thing is Alan...the cowboy.

― weatheringdaleson, Saturday, 1 March 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

You've been galavanting around with that floozy of a Bigger Brother of yours, haven't you? Haven't you?!

― Standing In The Shadows Of Bob, Sunday, 2 March 2008 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

There's one I keep coming back to, I forget the episode, but Homer's talking about all the places he's never been to, and the family keeps correcting him that he has been to said places. Homer's conclusion:

"Yet I've never been to me."

― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Oh and "If i could say a few words...I'd be a better public speaker!"

-- naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, October 9, 2002 2:36 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

the part that kills me about this is that he says it to a table full of people who all stare back blankly at him, except Bart, who laughs and pounds his fist on the table.

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

when Troy McClure tells Homer his imending marriage to Selma is a sham, and at the "speak now or forever hold your peace" bit of the wedding it zooms in on Homer's brain and he's just shouting Rock and Roll Part 2 to himself

― That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

"I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish!"

― Trayce, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 09:34 (seventeen years ago)

Lisa: Mom!
Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up?
Lisa: I just had a bad dream!
Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it.
Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after
me, and he's hiding under --
Homer: Aah! Bogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!

― C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Homer: You promised Lisa to help her with her costume. You made her
cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed -- she's such a little
trooper.

― The Yellow Kid, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

Probably my favorite Simpsons moment ever:

Marge: Oh, Homer. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Homer: You bet I am!
Zoom over to Homer's daydream, where he's flying over a crowd of people with a hang-glider, shooting them with laser gun: Hahahahaha! You can run, but you can't GLIDE!
Zoom back to reality, Homer: Hehehe! USA! USA!

The way he says "glide" is the best part.

― musically, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

"his dinner's getting all cold and eaten."

― C. Grisso/McCain, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

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