Meta and Naughty .

Bags I take my clothes off last!

I think this board has finally hit rock bottom.

Oh I'm positive there's worse to come.

No the worst thing to come out of your ass thing was rock bottom. Now answer Emma

OK Anthony. 1. I don't do gangbangs; 2. even if I did the likelihood of us finding music we all like to gangbang to is zero; 3. I am not leaving home for this gangbang so it will have to be in my house; 4. I think under the circumstances it would be better if we all remained partially clothed.

I would take everyone else's clothes from the pile in the corner, hide them in the trash, and then call the police and complain about the naked orgies going on.

Personally, music would just mess with my rhythm.

Given the nature of this board (and the number of Courtney / Kurt fans out there - hi, Ethan), the background music should be _Trout Mask Replica_. Interspersed with _Seinfeid_-like bass interjections. Bwawo bum bow bow!

some prince, some jacques brel, some ute lemper, and some leonard cohen for the regrets afterwards....

1) There wouldn't be one, because I find most of you horrible and I want only to murder you all.

2) The music would be whatever I decided on. Therefore, Jay-Z and the Manics.

3) It'd have to be located on my roof. I refuse to leave my apartment for this.

4) I bet Josh to be last to take off clothing, because he is sensible. I bet it'd be a competition between me and Anthony as to who strips first, Anthony because he's obsessed with this stuff, me because I just like to take off my clothes. I still wouldn't have sex, I just want to be topless.

Hey if Jay-Z colaborated with the Manics I'd be there. And since its going to take place in my house (see Emma above) I'd be there anyway.

Jay-Z and the MAincs would do a song called "Little Baby G" I think.

I forgot about Pete. Maybe we should have it at Ally's after all.

Jay-Z and the MAincs would do a song called "Little Baby G" I think.

You are a genius. I bow down to you, because quite frankly that's the best thing I read all day so far.

Anyhow, it should definitely be at my house because, as you all might remember, it's a seedy ass joint.

Dirty Mind is playing. The club has red velvet curtains, smoky but in a non-aggressive way so a fully clothed Momus can stick around, low lights, plush seats,... We are all in full alcoholic stupor due to absinthe and rhum drinks being forced on you after you loose a Truth Or Dare game. When Dirty Mind finished some other bass heavy record starts playing.

To be honest I wouldn't take my clothes off at all. I'd probably make my excuses and leave way before anything happened. But you should play "You give love a bad name" by Bon Jovi. But, actually don't invite me to an orgy, I don't do orgies.

1) "some other bass-heavy record" = Peaches. Pfft, duh. 2) "the club" = where? i'm thinking some kind of roadhouse. chickenwire type of thing. 3) i wd want Hanle y to disrobe last because i am scared of his "penile mile".

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