People who live in NEW YORK CITY need to stfu about "tourists" already

http://bigappled.com/2014/04/18/a-hilarious-nyc-survival-guide-i-wish-every-tourist-would-read/

Congratulations, you moved here three years ago and have become an asshole about your walking habits. I'm the same way, but it's not exactly a source of pride.

http://bigappled.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/guide76.gif?538b25

Oh ho, those hapless tourists only wander around midtown, completely avoiding charming, tucked-away corners like Williamsburg and Brooklyn Heights. Have fun at the Abercrombie store guys, I'll be across the river sipping a craft cocktail.

yes, we need to stfu and start drowning them in the river

*proud asshole about my walking habits for 22 years, 34 if you count commuting

Because at the end of the day, one bad day in the New York is still a better day anywhere else.

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$33 billion pouring into our economy a year is so annoying

It's important for people to be able to feel that they are better than other people. Otherwise they have to face themselves as they really are and they get depressed.

i'm doing worse than when it was less, so yeah, fuck our economy

xp

Are bodegas really confusing to anyone? They have convenience stores everywhere.

residents who walk like they've shit their pants as they gaze at their phones are worse, admittedly

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omg this is so helpful, I always got these confused before I found this gif

x-post- But you didn't call them bodegas when you lived in Dc, did you? So confusing...jk

If by convenience stores you mean gas stations that don't have cold cuts or make sandwiches or eggs but do have those little hot dog warmer machines for the truckers and 3rd shift people who come in when nothing else is open?

weekend track work is the ultimate tourist troll. "Go read that wall of notices."

xp I think it's funny that this cute, not inaccurate, aesthetically pleasing web animation is what finally sent you over the edge w/r/t complaining about tourists. Unless you're just having a really bad day which is fine, it's cold and wet out there, I don't blame you.

it's the only way to get the true ny feel, the mta should charge tourists extra for a confusing weekend trip xp

"Go read that wall of notices."

love all those taped-up computer printouts

weekend track work/route changes do make me feel legit bad for tourists.

also sudden, barely comprehensible announcements that a train is switching to express or another line

If someone is in you’re way, kindly ask them to move.

Motherfucker doesn't even know the difference between "your" and "you are," fuck him tbrr.

this is awful stuff