Everything that has ever happened led to this poll about receipts

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World hunger. Poverty. Climate change. Infectious diseases. Income disparity. Water shortages. A lack of understanding of ILXor habits when it comes to receipts.

This poll aims to fix at least one of these problems.

A receipt is a written acknowledgment that a specified article or sum of money has been received. A receipt records the purchase of goods or service. It is not the same as an invoice. In English speaking countries, the term most frequently applies to the printed record given to a consumer at the point of sale which lists the purchases made and the prices including tax, discounts and other adjustments, the amount paid, and the method of payment. The receipt may also include messages from the retailer, warranty or return details, special offers, advertisements or coupons. Receipts may also be provided for non-retail operations such as banking transactions. A receipt is a legal document. In many countries, notably the United States of America, it is mandatory by law for retailers, and individuals, have to show receipts and store information about every receipt, so that the tax authority, or IRS can check that sales are not hidden. I just stole all of that from Wikipedia.

What do you do with receipts? Do you throw them away? Do you keep them? Do you beg the cashier to throw it away for you? Do you cause an incident if the cashier forgets to give it to you? Do you use them for tax purposes? Do you look at them weeks later to help you remember the greatest evenings of the past season?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
I throw all my receipts away immediately 8
I keep receipts until I'm comfortable I wasn't fucked over in the transaction, then throw them away 2
I keep all my receipts ~forever~ 1
I only keep receipts that I might use for taxes later on 1
Other 0


Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link

just thought i'd make this so i win the Most Boring Poll award in some distant year

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

although i do think receipts are interesting because they're so necessary and useful for legal reasons but also completely worthless and dispensable to most people in most situations. if you stacked up all the discarded receipts from the beginning of recorded history to now it would stretch from the sun and back. SIX TIMES! (i made that up)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link

anyway i dare anyone to say anything interesting about receipts

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link

i keep all my receipts for goods i aim to keep and throw away all my other receipts

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link

i win that dare. now you have to kiss ned.

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link

you don't have to dare me to do that.

but wait, so do you still have the receipts for the clothing you're wearing now?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link

don't even act like i didn't buy that donut; i got the documentation right here. oh, wait. it's at home. in the file. under d.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

i guess i forgot about the whole category of people who keep receipts long enough to balance their checkbooks. oh man - balancing your checkbook! who DOES that? that would be a great poll

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

I throw away receipts for everything except important stuff. Those, I lose.

emil.y, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link

Throw them all away unless I need them to get reimbursed for a work expense.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link

i dont keep clothes

james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link

we have bags of receipts in the closet for tax purposes

funch dressing (La Lechera), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link

only one member of the household actually puts receipts into the bags and that person is not me

funch dressing (La Lechera), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:03 (ten years ago) link

I keep them if I have half a chance of claiming them back on expenses. Then I chicken out of claiming some of them because, although it's ok by the letter of the expenses policy, I worry that some things might look like I'm taking the piss.

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:06 (ten years ago) link

it's a tough life being an MP

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:07 (ten years ago) link

When I was dead broke and on food stamps I'd find a cash receipt somewhere in the grocery store parking lot, go buy a couple of items off the receipt with my ebt card, then return the items with the cash receipt. Because beer.

Kadeem Hardson (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link

dangit, i meant to keep this poll open until this weekend. now we'll NEVER have a statistically significant result!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:15 (ten years ago) link


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