no way fna

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London Victoria station: Drunk guy conducts train sing-a-long and everyone loves it (Metro)

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i saw the first one earlier and nearly choked on my own misanthropy

srsly

03/06/2014 12:24:49
mrstiggywinkle777 wrote:
How cringeworthingly embarrassing. I pray I'm never on the same train as him. What is the country coming to?! I blame X-Factor.

finally my secret furry identity is revealed

it's a relief tbh

i hope no one patrinises you for it.

i'm mrspiggywinkle777. twinsies!

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life is meaningless

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this trending shit makes me feel like existence is worse every time it changes with a new sports roster update or a celebrity baby

keep thinking this thread is abt unallowable costs

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loooool

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Former Sunderland striker
Complaints of bent

need to stop laughing and go to sleep

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there's a big YES WAY FNA rn

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2H AGO - WILL OREMUS - 2M TO READ
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WILL OREMUS is the WORST

i found a chrome addon that lets you block the trending shit

http://www.fbpurity.com/

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man I wonder if someone did a thing on a US talk show this week

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jfc

The "Suggested Pages" at the side of my news feed have been I Voted Out, March For England, Hang The Traitors, etc for the last few weeks no matter how many times I click the little x on them. None of my friends are in those groups, why won't they go away?

It has only just dawned on me that the 'F' on this thread title signifies Facebook. Probably a bit "I don't even have a television" of me, but based on some of this evidence - thank fuck I'm not on it.

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????

omg that movie is so funny!!!

*punches in I T V 2 on remote control keypad*

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he knows whereof he speaks

Sunderland's Bruce Springsteen is Frankie Stubbs out of Leatherface fyi

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Lock thread.

Instead of seeing a story description in Trending, you’ll now see a simplified topic — for example, #PhelpsFace or NASA — as well as the number of people talking about that particular topic on Facebook. This is based on the number of original posts that mention the topic and shares of posts about the topic.

GAME OVER

Herman Cain
12K people talking about this

it's not the same unless i know whether he appears to have been wearing a green bikini

they did something similar recently where they removed the specifics and just posted the topic and it was back within a few days (at least for me)

Brazzers
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Muse
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lies

did they win the Nobel?

in a very real sense they deserve to if you think about it

jaysus that Muse thing has gone to 46k since i posted. maybe this thread isn't helping.

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Danny Dyer Brexit rant

I’m sure this is entirely different from all the other generic Brexit rants I’ve been seeing for two years

It's in cockney.

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Bring Back Simon Mayo’s Dreamteam on Drivetime

this might be the saddest fucking thing i have seen in my entire life

I love him and Kermode tho

for a second there i thought you said you liked Mayo + Kermode. *throws hip flask in the bin and rubs eyes*

Maybe it's diffrent if you're not a Brit?

How could that be though?

Simpler to cut and paste:

LOL Americans.

― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, July 8, 2018 3:21 PM (fifty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErfX47F2YM

this is before he started wearing those little round glasses that make him look like Heinrich Himmler

(x-post to Music videos starring floating heads)

both total shite

shd've been banned from the BBC for life for doing adverts

You’ve gone too far this time flaps

I like the way flaps goes out on a limb! I was out in the wilderness earlier and literally shouted NO! very loudly while channel hopping on the dab radio and that fucking that cunt Kermode was talking drivel about some shite movie.

heartening to see the board remains staunchly anti-mayo in all its forms

well we wont be bumping the cluiche cheannais thread this year for a start