oh no! SPANKING VIDEO GAME! oh no!

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"This is a fun game of spanking the peopple [sic] that make your life miserable. When you spank the character that you choose to punish, the face expression of the character will change as they scream and twitch in pain. The funny face expressions will make people laugh and relieve the stress."

:-o

"Select from 8 characters to spank. When you spank the character that you chose, the cards will be shuffled. After detecting your power with a sensor, a card will come out. It will explain your sexual behavior."

"Characters: EX-GIRLFRIEND, GANGSTER, GOLD DIGGER, CHILD MOLESTOR, EX-BOYFRIEND, MOTHER-IN-LAW, PROSTITUE, CON ARTIST"

I am in shock. SHOCK I TELL YOU

:-O

SEE?

I can't even get started...

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 08:08 (twenty-three years ago)

It's worse than you think - despite the spanking description, the actual aim is to stick your finger as far up the virtual ass as possible...
http://www.sixsixfive.com/229.html
Are there any ILE-ers in Japan who can give us cutural commentry on this?

― Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 10:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, damn.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 10:55 (twenty-three years ago)

cutural = cultural obviously, damn my Boon-Ga sized fingers.

Dan Perry in "lost for words" shocka!

― Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Perry in "lost for words" shocka!

My goodness, you're right! It's a tragic day for our species.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Come on, is there any POSSIBLE way that I can improve upon the wrongness of this?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

APEX. OF. HUMAN. ACHIEVEMENT.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The facial expressions are what really make it. (The cabinet is a close second. I WANT ONE.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

So, who's who? I can't figure out the ex girlfriend, the prostitute, or the gold digger... like they're different things!
Not to mention the ex boyfriend, the child molestor, and the con artist!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

man alive!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

and more importantly: who would be in the ilx version!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Gold-digger = second from left.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Crikey, why isn't there a version where you do the spanking and the ass-fingering and the person, like, enjoys it?

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I assume that's what the prostitute is there for.

It just struck me that a game where you simulate ass-finger your mother-in-law is the WRONGEST THING EVER DEVISED.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus to thread! What on earth does this game say about Japanese culture?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

they were already wiping their collective ass with paper while we were still learning about using it to write on, maybe this is some kind of massive cultural recto-centric shift that we'll only fully understand in like 50 years

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

recto-centric!

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I must to Japan now! For to pointy the Hoo-hah!

― J (Jay), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Ah, good times.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

are you just digging around for ass-related threads this afternoon Dan?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Um... maybe?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan "Dig Dug" Perry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

So, there isn't an American version of this yet, because.....?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Because Sega dropped out of the console market.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I am inconsolable. Or is it disconsolate?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Uncolonosoluble.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"This is a fun game of spanking the peopple [sic] that make your life miserable... The funny face expressions will make people laugh and relieve the stress."

Oh, I bet the person whose life was made miserable by a real life child molester will find that this ass-pokingly fun game relieves the stress.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Uncolonosoluble.
-- donut bitch (do...), April 21st, 2004.

Like Cheney, right?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS SO FIXATED ON THE WRONGNESS OF THE MOTHER-IN-LAW THAT I MISSED THE WRONGNESS OF THE CHILD MOLESTER!!!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Hi Dan.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Hi!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

I got a big RESTRICTED message when I tried to click on those images...I wonder why....

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

HI DONUT

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

BOON-GA

― HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

i am sad there are not more detailed screenshots

― strongohulkington, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

Aldo Cowpat has actually played this game. Or so he claims.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

NO WAI

― HI DERE, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

jealous

― strongohulkington, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

This is begging to be released for Wii.

― kenan, Monday, 4 June 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, the horrors of ATPs gone by come back to haunt.

I played it in an arcade (or an upmarket pachinko hall) between Ueno park and Akihabra (down behind the area with the vending machines towards Ueno station in the opposite direction from the station - towards Shohebashi?). It was... an experience. I'm not sure I want to repeat it, although I might have said otherwise at Camber.

(In other news, get yerself to Minehead DV)

― aldo, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

(but not for December because I is not going to that, I is placing Frances in cryogenic freezing)

― aldo, Monday, 4 June 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

whatever happened to donut, anyway?

― kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

A baby ate his dingo.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

wot, again?

― kingfish, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Crikey, why isn't there a version where you do the spanking and the ass-fingering and the person, like, enjoys it?

-- nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, October 9, 2002 1:26 PM (Wednesday, October 9, 2002 1:26 PM) Bookmark Link

CRIKEY

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cbonline.org.au/resources/images/779_1.jpg

― haitch, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

and more importantly: who would be in the ilx version!

haha, omg

― haitch, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas
kenan

― get bent, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― haitch, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

the... the mascots...

― anatol_merklich, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

and more importantly: who would be in the ilx version!

I sense... a poll...

― Trayce, Monday, 9 July 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)

Have a fun!!! Enjoy

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 July 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

We never did do this poll, did we.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 21 February 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

o dear

― Thomas, Thursday, 21 February 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

Dan, how can there be a poll for this when everyone on ilx uniformally qualifies?

― Mackro Mackro, Friday, 22 February 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

Time flies! I can't believe that, six years later, I have yet to virtually anally rape a video child molester.

My life is becoming a history of tiny failures.

― J, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

I'm here, Dan!

― Mackro Mackro, Friday, 20 June 2008 05:14 (seventeen years ago)

seven years pass...

never forget

― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

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