yeah specifically the pop-culture stuff needs to be excised; i am perfectly capable of hanging out with bros from high school if i want that
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
just fyi i think the "grocery bag" line is referring to the fact that grocery bags "got" things, inside them
i was actually kind of going "what? huh?" at this. i'm still not entirely convinced
― thomp, Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
apparently the full line in the explicit version is "I got her, nigga...grocery bag." this doesn't really clear anything up, though.
― some dude, Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
im not really standing by the "grocery bags 'got' things" interpretation but its the only one that even approaches the world of meaning to me
― max, Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
The best I can come up with that is an incredibly clumsy riff on the slang term "bag", although what "grocery" is supposed to add is a total mystery to me unless Gudda Gudda is an ILX lurker and that is a reference to his grocery groin.
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, you're definitely right. still, the gulf between intent and execution has left us all pondering the mysterious synapses firing off in Gudda Gudda's brain.
― some dude, Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost
btw GG's "I'll let you be the judge/ and I'm the case" was a glaring omission on my part when making this poll
― some dude, Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
puns are like promiscuity or junk food, it's just not right to enjoy them without feeling at least a little but of shame.
i think you mean "it's wrong to enjoy puns without feeling a little shame...JUNK FOOD!!!"
― da croupier, Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I feel like we should be blaming Kanye for this type of rhyme construction but that's probably not right.
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_imUzo8FIZDw/ShdxmPmeYRI/AAAAAAAAEho/avnHmHOYKrU/s400/guddagudda.jpg
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
gudda gudda island
― uncle spam w4nts u (m bison), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i think Wayne himself kinda pioneered the new school of shamelessly stupid punchlines and juvenile poop/pop culture references and Kanye, Young Money, etc. are mainly following his lead, although he may have been following Cam'ron's lead to an extent too. There's always been a strain of this stuff in rap, though, it just used to be more in balance. Biggie would say "girls pee pee when they see me" but he'd also say something actually clever in the same song.
― some dude, Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
ha yeah, I was specifically thinking the "rambling sentence to set up... ARBITRARY UNFUNNY PUNCHLINE PHRASE" construction but you are right, dumb/clever has been an eternal yin/yang in hip-hop lyrics since forever
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
(mostly because in reading half of these I kept getting flashes of "This bad, real bad... MICHAEL JACKSON/Now I'm mad, real mad... JOE JACKSON" from them)
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I think the only thing for certain is that the answer is not the flintstone line. Gonna try to avoid this for as long as possible
― the bait vs. radrake david (k3vin k.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I love the pop culture stuff. What do you want-- emo? or Leonard Cohen style ?
― curmudgeon, Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf why would those be my only two options?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
still can't believe Trey Songz said "tryna get you home-r, would you be Marge Simpson?"
― some dude, Thursday, January 7, 2010 10:25 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest
i for one can believe this
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
good pop culture references are one thing-- I'M SWIMMING IN THE MONEY.... NEMO *wink!* or IT'S GOING DOWN LIKE THE CATALINA WINE MIXER *wink!* are a different thing
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I'M SWIMMING IN THE MONEY.... NEMO
irl lol
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
― curmudgeon, Thursday, January 7, 2010 7:49 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I don't care if you're white black a bitch or a fucking bum off of the streets. If you rap about shooting people, smoking blunts, wearing timbs, drinking hennessy, and whatever else, I'll buy your music. If you rap about your girl, but don't call her a bitch, fuck you. If you rap about the economy and how its hurts migrant workers, fuck you. If you rap about your rap telekenisis or some equally retarded nerd shit, fuck you. That basically how I break it down to an extent.
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― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
FUCK why did i not think of posting that
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
and the problem with those two is that cheesy dad puns like that are not hard to do -- i mean if you're bored, honestly, because i do this, just look around the room or whatever and create lil wayne/drakeified punchlines - i got her bouncing up and down... desk chair! - we got her sandwiched in between... bookends! - i'm rare, and worth a lot of money... commemorative helmet signed by dan marino that my grandmother got me for hannukah! etc
either that or the references - like the catalina wine mixer one, which i hate so much - don't even make sense, they're just there to be "wacky!" and "different!" *soft punch to the bicep* without any regards to a. making sense b. actually being funny/interesting
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm rare, and worth a lot of money... commemorative helmet signed by dan marino that my grandmother got me for hannukah!
ok lol
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
these type of punchlines fall into the "equally retarded nerd shit" class of the dat nigga delmar taxonomy IMO
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
so tired of these underlined puns, the thing that was great about that biggie line upthread is that its tossed off, its part of the structure of rapping, not the point of it.
this is what happens when ppl go apeshit for ludacris guest spots for an entire decade
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahaha sadly that is very likely OTM
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
morelike, this is what happens when lil wayne sells 3 million albums but no one bothers to tell him that he's fallen off
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
this is what ppl didnt get i think about gucci fandom, its not like we think his imagery was super clever shit, its that he raps in a way that doesnt draw attention to what hes actually doing, where silencer long like a pringles can isnt a GET IT???? type punchline, its just creative in a way that is part & parcel of rapping well
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean - people acting like 'no ceilings' isn't lazy & contemptible dogshit aren't too far off from thinking that there is dope wordplay in 'bedrock'
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
oh plz plz plz don't turn this into another Gucci Mane thread
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
also there is a weird taxonomy going on where like... drake kind of came up as a wayne biter, but also had an element of like joe budden/papoose style ny cheesy punchline rap going on (which is why i think the nah right crowd embraces him) and then he started to become super popular and then wayne started copying drake's style like crazy which is how we end up with SOCCER TEAM
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
p'ussy on your sideburn' is great though. also "let me think" etc., the rhythm of it. nicki does good here
― abcfsk, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
unless "sideburn" is slang I don't know, that is one of the last places on my body that I want a woman to place her pussy, ranking up there with "elbow", "armpit" and "back of knee"
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it makes it seem like her pussy is so loose that it can just engulf your face sideburn to sideburn
― total eclipse of the shart (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
you haven't really lived
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, January 7, 2010 2:18 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
oh chill out its not going to.
― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
some dude mentioned it in passing but dipset deserve their share of blame for this crap
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah the occasional dumb line can be fun but too many and it just gets old...COLOSTOMY BAG!!!
― some dude, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
at a certain point it just seems like wayne is totally washed up and done for....DELHOMME!
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
rap music... SARAN
― max, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i think Wayne himself kinda pioneered the new school of shamelessly stupid punchlines and juvenile poop/pop culture references
Nathan Rabin once tweeted that wayne's style these days is "I shit in your vagaina, now your vagina is shitty"
― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I love this song but I realized last night I don't need to hear it anymore because i have the fucking thing MEMORIZED which is really painful.
RE: "grocery bag"; I believe the line is "and I got her nigga.... grocery bagged."I think he's saying she's ready to go. This in no way diminishes the stupidity of this line.
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe fieldy is ghost writing for wayne nowadays
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe forks is writing for wayne now
― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm blogging for wayne now
the censored version has nicki saying "maybe it's time to put this punis on your sideburns" which is extra-special fucked up.Voted for asbestos because there's a dozen different ways that line could've been even slightly better and she utterly flubs it.
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
has weezy done a "fountains of wayne" punchline yet?
im lil wayne baby... COMMA FOUNTAINS OF
― max, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
This kind of shit is sort of endearing when ICP does it because their entire persona is predicated on them being awkward losers; I don't think that undercurrent is a good look for these guys/gals.
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Getting my weight upI’m Helen Keller to the hateI’m sayin’, “What?, what?, what?”
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 14 January 2022 14:52 (two years ago) link
Skillibeng has a new EP out and 3/5 of it are excellent.
Then there's the track with the lyric "I'm by your side / Love handles"
― rob, Friday, 13 May 2022 14:04 (two years ago) link
Lyrically, this song is a poster child for the "stay in school" movement.
― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, January 7, 2010 10:32 AM bookmarkflaglink
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 May 2024 18:52 (one month ago) link
I miss threads... OVERUSED LINT ROLLER
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, January 11, 2022 11:14 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
Hhahahahahawhat
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 3 May 2024 23:45 (one month ago) link
I was hoping this thread had been bumped because Gudda Gudda had recorded a song defending Drake
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Saturday, 4 May 2024 01:51 (one month ago) link
“ His debut album, Nothing Is Promised was scheduled for release in 2013, although it remains unreleased; he departed from the label the following year.”
From Jae Millz’ Wikipedia page
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 4 May 2024 02:01 (one month ago) link
this thread comes full circle...GEOMETRY
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 21:08 (one month ago) link
I'm at the W, but I can't meet you in the lobbyGirl, I gotta watch my back, 'cause I'm not just anybody
I guess this was true
― Never fight uphill 'o me, boys! (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 21:10 (one month ago) link