Timberlake is humping Bunton...

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none of them are that good really are they - the Mel C/Lisa Left Eye one maybe, and Mel B & Missy...and Truesteppers/Victoria if you're feeling generous

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 14:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

well damn

James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 1 June 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

What one's are worth seeking out? Well Bunton is with Justin now but when he inevitably dumps her the silly sod will be looking for a shoulder to cry on so you could try and get in there...

Victoria is with Becks and she's thick anyway and a bit of a henk in my opinion so I wouldn't touch her with yours. Ditto for Halliwell - you're welcome to her mate. Mel C says she's straight and I believe her but it would benefit mankind if she wasn't, and Mel B is a minger to. So I'd say seek out Bunton if you have the cash and fame - she's the only shaggable one.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 1 June 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

and Truesteppers/Victoria if you're feeling generous

FEELING GENEROUS!!!!! are you MAD!? this is probably the only solo spice girls record worth owning it's fantastic...

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Sunday, 1 June 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes i am mad, whats your fackin point sar?

What one's are worth seeking out? Well Bunton is with Justin now but when he inevitably dumps her the silly sod will be looking for a shoulder to cry on so you could try and get in there...

he said RECORDS...you know AS YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT ON A MUSIC FORUM...

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

no point just wondering question answered am happy

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

sorry, its just still hard to get one's head around a record being both quite good AND featuring Dane Bowers you see

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

then again that track was co-produced by Jonny (Oooh I Like It) L so it balances out...

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

indeed, so.. i ended up writing a review of how much better it was than squarepusher's My Red Hot Car (and if you listen it uses all the same sounds and techniques), but the magazine in question all bowed at the altar of bleedin' snarky idm (ironic dance music) and wouldn't run it, substituting one saying how good MRHC was instead... the trials of journalism eh... in any case, it's a killer and a lot more clever than you'd think

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

dig that crazy fish, daddy-o. You can almost hear the Jaws theme in the background.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 1 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Calz madlib #326

"Could [insert random name of washed-up female popstar] [insert random degrading act involving one of the following (fat|semen|underwear|scatlogy)] and how much would you pay to (see|do) that? Please post photos of it."

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 1 June 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/troll.txt

Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 2 June 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha!

James Blount (James Blount), Monday, 2 June 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had to listen to "Free Me" on the crap work local radio station abomination today (along with my daily fix of Annie Lennox, Phil Collins, Elton John, Erasure, Rick Astley, Westlife, Ronan Keating etc etc) and have to say it really is shit. Truely fucking dire.

BUT if I was the guy dating Bunton on Celebrity Streetmate I'd lie my ass off to have a squeeze of them boobies!

Calz (Calz), Monday, 2 June 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

There ain't nuthin wrong with Annie Lennox. She's more of a man than you'll ever be!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 2 June 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link


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