Apologise to Artists Whose Work You Enjoy But Whose Ideology You Don't Share

Pixies-you are my third all times greatest band. not coming to my country was realy pathetic-fuck off.

was not going to yr country an ideological decision do you think?

oh shit lets not drop an I/P bomb in a joke letter thread.

only third all-time greatest band, everyone chill

it was a business decision based on on lame political assumption and cowardness. i still love pixies anyway.

Dear Peter Hook,

Mani was right.

Dear Kelsey Grammar,

You're a funny, erudite man, but you rly *are* a motherfucker with some dark secrets a bit too right wing for my liking.

Dear Arthur Rimbaud-

Your writing continues to inspire and provoke me. I even have your face tattooed on my bicep. But did you really have to do that whole colonialist/slave trade thing? Kinda pissed me off.

thx
ttitt

wait why should i apologize to varg? shouldn't i apologize to the family of the dude he killed, the communities with the churches he burnt, and all the people he openly hates for not being "odalists" or w/e?

u guys r doin it rong

Dear Nazis,

I'm really sorry for thinking you were disgusting savages. But hey, at least your uniforms were snappy!

wtf

in that vein...

Dear Mr. Vikernes

I am sorry I ever bought your records.

Dear Subways,

I am sorry, but you are delicious.

Dear Earl Sweatshirt,

I am sorry I made your thread corny.

gbx OTM

I want these people to apologize to me.

Dear Dennis Miller,

Your Weekend Update was my favorite part of SNL for years and the first couple years of the Dennis Miller Show were terrific. Why did you have to turn into such a dick?

dear kipling,
you sucked as a human being.
yours, &c. &c.,

Dear Rolling Stones,

Oh, how I love your songs. There are no words, really, for how much they mean to me in this lifetime. But gentleman, your conduct toward others, oh never mind, I can't do this. Sorry.

you're all fucking doing this wrong

dear l0u1s jagg3r,

sorry

apologise for your own deficiencies in their eyes, not theirs in yours

oh haha

Dear l0u1s jagg3r,

some of your posts are quite entertaining and erudite, however, can it with the thread police act

apologise for your own deficiencies in their eyes, not theirs in yours

oh haha

let go

Dear Kelsey Grammar,

You're a funny, erudite man, but you rly *are* a motherfucker with some dark secrets a bit too right wing for my liking.

― manic pixie dream girl phenomenon (Trayce), Monday, December 6, 2010 1:04 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

I used to be crazy in love with Kelsey Grammer and Frasier was my favorite show growing up. He has been through some nasty crap in his lifetime and I don't exactly approve of his women issues. Also, I never liked Camille. Never. Something seemed golddiggerish about her. For some reason his Republican standpoint never bothered me but I guess I never thought about it much.
It's old as hell but I do have a copy of his autobio "So Far..." from 1995 and let's just say, damn. Those are dark secrets, son, damn.

Dear Sir VS Naipaul

I would not want to have you over for dinner but your novels & non-fiction are equally superb

Dear Mick Jones and Joe Strummer: You made a couple of excellent rock'n'roll albums, and I can even support some of your socialist ideology. But punk was never a good idea.

Dear Sun Ra:

Your music is truly cosmic but in reality Saturn is uninhabitable.

Dr Mr. Blackmore:

You seem to be one of the most despicible people to ever exist. And the hats you wore were really stupid, as were the ludicrous hairpieces. However, you really kicked ass up through Long Live Rock and Roll.

Dear KLF,

You were a'ight I guess, but DAMN I could have used that.

More Kelsey Grammer drama in this ILM thread, well that didn't take long. I mention him this morning and by the end of the day he's engaged to that chick that miscarried his baby.

http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/kelsey-and-kayte-2010612

This thread has been properly derailed by Grammer-ing. Although if we stretch it a bit, he did sing Frasier's theme and is featured in the soundtrack to A Christmas Carol: The Musical.

Man, it is fucking wrong that I now want to read a Kelsey Grammer autobio, esp. one from before "Girlfriends."

It better have like Satanic ritual abuse in it.

Dear Douglas P.,

So, uh... what exactly is going on here?

With care and control,
----

Dear Sun Ra:

Your music is truly cosmic but in reality Saturn is uninhabitable.

― hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, December 6, 2010 2:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

<3

Dear Deathspell Omega, Your music provides a unique, mind boggling one of a kind experience,

But I don't care much for human sacrifice or satanic worship.

Kthxbye

Dear Mick Jones and Joe Strummer: You made a couple of excellent rock'n'roll albums, and I can even support some of your socialist ideology. But punk was never a good idea.

damn them for thinking of it

http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/509.png

lol doesn't seem those emoticons are all that 'free' if you can't hotlink them...

freedom isn't free

damn them for anti-hotlinking their emoticons

>:(

Dear Christian music by white people,

Admittedly, it's prejudiced and hypocritical to find black gospel kind of stirring but white gospel creepy and bland. But I do.

Happy Holidays,

Hideous "You Know It's a Myth" Lump

ITT: Don't Apologise to Artists Whose Work You Don't Enjoy

dear deej,

i am sorry i will never be as hip as u are ;_;

Dear Geir Hongro,

Punk and techno were the best popular musical forms that came out of the last century. Please shove Godzilla dick up yr popist arse.

love
ttitt

You like Geir's music?

Dear Momus,

Japan called. They want you to stop hanging on their balls. But Tender Pervert is still a great album.

Arigato,

Dear Malcolm McClaren,

Oh jeez I don't even know where to begin... Your solo stuff, Bow Wow Wow, your involvement in 8-bit music... just incredible. But you unleashed the Sex Pistols and the New York Dolls into the world and all that came with it... completely unforgivable!! Also you were a big S&M freak so that's kind of icky. Sorry you died from one of the worst, most painful cancers, tho, no one deserves that.

Yours Truly,
I. Haight Puhnck

Dear Malcolm McClaren,

who dat

oops McLaren...