oh shit lets not drop an I/P bomb in a joke letter thread.
― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
only third all-time greatest band, everyone chill
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link
it was a business decision based on on lame political assumption and cowardness. i still love pixies anyway.
― nakamura, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Peter Hook,
Mani was right.
― brotherlovesdub, Monday, 6 December 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Kelsey Grammar,
You're a funny, erudite man, but you rly *are* a motherfucker with some dark secrets a bit too right wing for my liking.
― manic pixie dream girl phenomenon (Trayce), Monday, 6 December 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Arthur Rimbaud-
Your writing continues to inspire and provoke me. I even have your face tattooed on my bicep. But did you really have to do that whole colonialist/slave trade thing? Kinda pissed me off.
thxttitt
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Monday, 6 December 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link
wait why should i apologize to varg? shouldn't i apologize to the family of the dude he killed, the communities with the churches he burnt, and all the people he openly hates for not being "odalists" or w/e?
u guys r doin it rong
― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 6 December 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Nazis,
I'm really sorry for thinking you were disgusting savages. But hey, at least your uniforms were snappy!
wtf
― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 6 December 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
in that vein...
Dear Mr. Vikernes
I am sorry I ever bought your records.
― phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Subways,
I am sorry, but you are delicious.
― phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Earl Sweatshirt,
I am sorry I made your thread corny.
― phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link
gbx OTM
I want these people to apologize to me.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Dennis Miller,
Your Weekend Update was my favorite part of SNL for years and the first couple years of the Dennis Miller Show were terrific. Why did you have to turn into such a dick?
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
dear kipling,you sucked as a human being. yours, &c. &c.,
― jeevves, Monday, 6 December 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Rolling Stones,
Oh, how I love your songs. There are no words, really, for how much they mean to me in this lifetime. But gentleman, your conduct toward others, oh never mind, I can't do this. Sorry.
― Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Monday, 6 December 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
you're all fucking doing this wrong
― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link
dear l0u1s jagg3r,
sorry
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 December 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link
apologise for your own deficiencies in their eyes, not theirs in yours
oh haha
― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear l0u1s jagg3r,
some of your posts are quite entertaining and erudite, however, can it with the thread police act
― sarahel, Monday, 6 December 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
apologise for your own deficiencies in their eyes, not theirs in yoursoh haha
let go
― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 6 December 2010 05:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Kelsey Grammar,You're a funny, erudite man, but you rly *are* a motherfucker with some dark secrets a bit too right wing for my liking.― manic pixie dream girl phenomenon (Trayce), Monday, December 6, 2010 1:04 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark
― manic pixie dream girl phenomenon (Trayce), Monday, December 6, 2010 1:04 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark
I used to be crazy in love with Kelsey Grammer and Frasier was my favorite show growing up. He has been through some nasty crap in his lifetime and I don't exactly approve of his women issues. Also, I never liked Camille. Never. Something seemed golddiggerish about her. For some reason his Republican standpoint never bothered me but I guess I never thought about it much.It's old as hell but I do have a copy of his autobio "So Far..." from 1995 and let's just say, damn. Those are dark secrets, son, damn.
― That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Monday, 6 December 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Sir VS Naipaul
I would not want to have you over for dinner but your novels & non-fiction are equally superb
― hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 6 December 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Mick Jones and Joe Strummer: You made a couple of excellent rock'n'roll albums, and I can even support some of your socialist ideology. But punk was never a good idea.
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Monday, 6 December 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Sun Ra:
Your music is truly cosmic but in reality Saturn is uninhabitable.
― hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 6 December 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Dr Mr. Blackmore:
You seem to be one of the most despicible people to ever exist. And the hats you wore were really stupid, as were the ludicrous hairpieces. However, you really kicked ass up through Long Live Rock and Roll.
― Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Monday, 6 December 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear KLF,
You were a'ight I guess, but DAMN I could have used that.
― Ian Riese-Moran (rip van wanko), Monday, 6 December 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
More Kelsey Grammer drama in this ILM thread, well that didn't take long. I mention him this morning and by the end of the day he's engaged to that chick that miscarried his baby.
http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/kelsey-and-kayte-2010612
This thread has been properly derailed by Grammer-ing. Although if we stretch it a bit, he did sing Frasier's theme and is featured in the soundtrack to A Christmas Carol: The Musical.
― That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, it is fucking wrong that I now want to read a Kelsey Grammer autobio, esp. one from before "Girlfriends."
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
It better have like Satanic ritual abuse in it.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Douglas P.,
So, uh... what exactly is going on here?
With care and control,----
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
― hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, December 6, 2010 2:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
<3
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Deathspell Omega, Your music provides a unique, mind boggling one of a kind experience,
But I don't care much for human sacrifice or satanic worship.
Kthxbye
― Landingo, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
damn them for thinking of it
http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/509.png
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link
lol doesn't seem those emoticons are all that 'free' if you can't hotlink them...
― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
freedom isn't free
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link
damn them for anti-hotlinking their emoticons
>:(
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Christian music by white people,
Admittedly, it's prejudiced and hypocritical to find black gospel kind of stirring but white gospel creepy and bland. But I do.
Happy Holidays,
Hideous "You Know It's a Myth" Lump
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link
ITT: Don't Apologise to Artists Whose Work You Don't Enjoy
― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link
dear deej,
i am sorry i will never be as hip as u are ;_;
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Geir Hongro,
Punk and techno were the best popular musical forms that came out of the last century. Please shove Godzilla dick up yr popist arse.
lovettitt
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
You like Geir's music?
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Momus,
Japan called. They want you to stop hanging on their balls. But Tender Pervert is still a great album.
Arigato,
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear Malcolm McClaren,
Oh jeez I don't even know where to begin... Your solo stuff, Bow Wow Wow, your involvement in 8-bit music... just incredible. But you unleashed the Sex Pistols and the New York Dolls into the world and all that came with it... completely unforgivable!! Also you were a big S&M freak so that's kind of icky. Sorry you died from one of the worst, most painful cancers, tho, no one deserves that.
Yours Truly,I. Haight Puhnck
― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
who dat
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
oops McLaren...
― the structuralist constructions of (Viceroy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link