Kylie Minogue: Classic or Dud?

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Well I used to like Kylie - when I was about 10. Now I cant stand her. I too think she is completely overrated. All she can do is flash her bum, which has recently became a lot more pert. Mmmmm..... And her lips and her boobs and her personality, I reckon are one thing and one thing only - FALSE!!!

Years ago she did not have big lips. Her right eyebrow did not touch her hairline like it does now, it was actually lower than the left one if you look at pics! Her boobs miraculously grew when she was seeing Micheal Hutchence, and her bum doesn't have a crease on it!!! Every bum has creases when you stand up. I dont rate her music either. I agree Better than the Devil you Know was OK, but her recent efforts such as at the Brit awards when she had her ar*e hanging out again, she wanted to be 'cool' by mixing her song with Blue Monday. SOoooo wasn't good.

She is an overrated, plastic, old tart who wants to get some clothes on and give women dignity, not make them look like they are gagging for it. Hopefully she'll go BACK out of fashion, AND SOON!!!!!!!

Felicity, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She has a wonderful body but sadly only her mouth makes music.
If Im actually supposed to like her singing then shes a dud, if your comparing her to Spears shes classic.

Mr Noodles, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Put Yourself In My Place is absolute classic. as is the title track to Light Years..

Wyndham Earl, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think she looks beautiful, like a sculpture. I was a bit disappointed when I found out some was plastic surgery but then the plastic surgery-d parts are the dumbest - she could have done okay without the lips and breasts, I mean, it's the shiny smooth skin I think. She has also made her music kind of 'match' herself; I mean, it's superficial and shiny and surfacy. She is like a perfect package. However, I don't actually understand how it's possible to be like that. It's quite disappointing seeing her on Top of the Pops, when strands of hair come loose and she's wearing leather and you can see the grain.

maryann, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kylie's great singles that have already been mentioned: confide in me, put yourself in my place, shocked, better the devil you know

kylie's GREAT, CONSTANTLY OVERLOOKED single: what do i have to do?!

kylie overall: classic. since when has it been about 'artistry' and 'singing'? i'm shocked that this stuff has come up.

minna, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

More proof of how much criticism can be disarmed by becoming a Gay Icon. Every lapse of taste can be explained as ironic, self- consciously cheesy or deliberately camp. Critics who would normally be contemptuous of such mediocre talent are frozen by fear of appearing unhip or looking like they "don't get it".

Naomi, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't know anything about Kylie until early this year and I think she's scary and fabulous. There's this part where she shrieks in "More more more" that sends chills down my spine.

Honda, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm convinced Kylie isn't a real person, she looks like a hologram.

that's what i want - hologram pop stars.

Wyndham Earl, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jem to thread!

geeta, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I didn't know anything about Kylie until early this year and I think she's scary and fabulous. There's this part where she shrieks in "More more more" that sends chills down my spine."

YES!

It's amazing how Kylie jumped from my bad books into my good books with such a minute shift in style from the last album.

Tim, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

late Kylie is like late Bolan ergo CLASSIC

she's even become the cover of Siren

Paul, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

late Kylie is like late Bolan

not referring to the music
rather the persona

though some of the music (both's) is rather fine...

"..move on up, ya move on back
ya laser luv is like a ..heaartATTAACK!"

Paul, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
People seem to be comparing The Minogue with Britney Spears. Personally, I think there's no comparison.

Both of their music style's is of course not their own, but Britney has this 'thing' about her that makes you want to watch her. She does actually look like what she does in the photos. And when people go on and on, criticising her about wearing skimpy stuff - we have to remember she is only 20 and has to entertain. However, Kylie is nearly 34 and is still prancing around like an old slut with her plastic, pinned up arse and nobody says a word!!! When are the papers gonna see sense and slate her for the old tart she is!!! She is revelling in all of this attention she is getting, and its about time it stopped! OK, Spears is rumoured to have had a boob-job (and propbably has), but when do you see them hanging out of her top, like the goofy- toothed dwarfs??? Those pics from her Fever tour are ridiculous. Her boobs are pushed up sooooooo much, you can see the plastic popping out of the flesh!!! And have you noticed that there's not a smile from the pop- pixie? She is just looking down on herself, revelling in her plasticness. I dont know, I think the country has been brainwashed. It was that song 'Cant get you out of my head' that done it. It must have had some kind of subliminal message saying "MEN: You will all adore Kylie - she is the perfect image of woman; and WOMEN: You will all not care that your men fantasise about Kylie every night in her hotpants, you must love her and want to be her".

Well, I think I must have been one of the few that escaped her propaganda tactics!

Is there anybody else out there??????????????????

Felicity Collinson, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

calling kylie minogue's breasts "goofy- toothed dwarfs" = best post ever

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm worried about the idea that breasts have teeth.

Ally, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ilx like totally sux0r now!!!

Ron, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't Get You Out Of My Head is classic, and one or two others have been goodies too. I don't have much idea how much credit Kylie deserves for these or how much blame for the awful, awful ones. She generally looks cute, though that hardly makes her stand out from several hundred other pop stars.

Martin Skidmore, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...
I'm really obsessed with the title track to Light Years all of a sudden. Hello, my name...is Kylie. I will be...your person - what the hell does it even mean? It's great.

Ally, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i bought the 'rhythm of love' cd recently, because of 'what do i have to do'... but it's only driven home how great 'better the devil you know' is. i love the synthesiser male back up singer bits:

kylie: "i'll take you back again"
male synthesiser 'oh' noise: "oh oh oh oh oh"
kylie: "i'll take you back again"
male synthesister 'oh' noise: "oo-oo-oh...oo-oo-oh"

i wonder what he's trying to say?

minna, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'oh'

 

Josh, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's also not often-mentioned that Kylie is also CLASSIC for that rapping diva in "Shocked". And also CLASSIC for the poncey dance-in-beret that Kylie does while said diva is in command of the song.

Tim, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She's getting very credible if the Kid Kreme and Erick Morillo remixes of her new single are a sign of credibility and since Subliminal Records are so good then I think they are.

Ronan, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Being also vertically challenged, gotta go for classic, though "I Should Be So Lucky" should be shredded as a definite cringe-maker.

Thank god she got rid of the bad perm and reinvented herself....

Nichole Graham, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...
Put it this way;like her or love her,would you have her sing at your Wedding?

Garry Coe, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A little POO! (in honor of Keiko) --> "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" [Blue Monday Remix] - That one's a classic. Dud: Didn't she do that "brand new dance" the "Locomotion" ... ? I could do without that song.

Tim DiGravina, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
I just picked up Light Years today and I'm really digging it. Of course every time I go to buy a Kylie Minogue CD I feel like I have to compensate in some way, so I also grabbed Ace of Spades.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 31 May 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, me too. I always pack a Kylie CD in with something credible, so people don't look down on me.

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 31 May 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and to prove I'm not taking the piss, Light Years is fantastic. Body Language sounds awful initially, but on repeated listening it really improves.

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 31 May 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been looking for this for awhile, and I find myself unconsciously shifting slightly to the left if people come near to look as if I'm scoping out what Ministry has to offer.

agree on that last point too.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 31 May 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

tom was the gybe of ilm

http://www.cstrecords.com/img/godspeed/mapofevilinvert.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 31 May 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(i listened to can't get you out of my head today)

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 31 May 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Even if its dated, Bomp had a better map.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 31 May 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
I'm really enjoying body language right now.
It's weird to me that all you pop crazy daftpunkbasementjaxxmissyelliott loving types don't cotton to Kylie.
Same thing, isn't it?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago)

dude I love Kylie, I've got her last four CDs.

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:10 (twenty years ago)

I dig it; upthread there's a lot of venom being spewed about her corporate plasticity.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago)

I like Fever enough to say classic without having heard much other stuff.
I like the "Slow" single, too.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago)

Impossible Princess, Light Years, Fever, Body Language....all excellent.

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:18 (twenty years ago)

Was Slow nominated for ILM best single? If not shoulda coulda woulda.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:21 (twenty years ago)

It's weird to me that all you pop crazy daftpunkbasementjaxxmissyelliott loving types don't cotton to Kylie.

To tell you the truth I put on Fever a ot more than say, Rooty or Under Construction.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:22 (twenty years ago)

"a lot more"

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:22 (twenty years ago)

she was probably sort of a dud when this thread got started, but she's not anymore. fever is pretty damned perfect, though i listen to "love at first sight" a lot more than "can't get you out of my head" (which i still like).

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:28 (twenty years ago)

I like Kylie's rapping on "Secret".

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:35 (twenty years ago)

Body Language is perversely addictive. I hate enjoying it but I can't help myself.

Fever is inconsistent. Light Years is all bliss, except that horrid ballad thing in the middle. You skip that obv.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:52 (twenty years ago)

Has KM gone out of style, in a sense?

I mean, is her explosive commercial success of 2 years ago now eclipsed?

the bellefox, Sunday, 22 August 2004 10:38 (twenty years ago)

i think it may have turned the corner yes, into what tho?

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Sunday, 22 August 2004 10:43 (twenty years ago)

ID FUCK HER FROM BEHIND REALLY FUCKING HARD SO SHE SCREAMS AND SHIT

DANTE-SQUARED, Sunday, 22 August 2004 12:09 (twenty years ago)

that's quite a corner to turn into, yes.

Al (sitcom), Sunday, 22 August 2004 14:03 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
I like the "Slow" single, too.
-- AaronHz, August 22nd

I finally downloaded it yesterday and I'm obsessed with it now.
It's even better than I remembered - that synth part, that bassline, the whispered backing vocals in the chorus...holy shit, it's the best song ever.

It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago)

The new song is quite, quite lovely, if a little short.

Any thoughts on 'Ultimate Kylie'? Mine are that the first disc is best used as a frisbee, but that the second is really pretty great. I'm surprised by how many of these I like. I can even cope with the Robbie duet and 'Spinning Around' in retrospect.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago)

'Did It Again' deserves a revival

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:34 (twenty years ago)

On one listen “Hello” is a bit too much of a padam rewrite but the rest of the new tracks are fun

Michael F Gill, Friday, 18 October 2024 19:06 (eight months ago)

this album is *almost* all bangers, the Sia track is kinda generic and the Orville Peck collab is more just fun than it is really good. everything else is the good shit.

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2024 19:16 (eight months ago)

the sia track does sound written in 5 minutes but it fits the vibe and I think it works better as a Kylie featuring sia song than the other way around. has grown on me.

I kind of want to hear the Orville song with just Kylie doing all the parts

Michael F Gill, Friday, 18 October 2024 20:01 (eight months ago)

i don't think the Sia track is bad or anything, in fact it's better than i thought it would be considering the takes i read here and there.

i actually really like Hello a lot -- once it kicks in properly around the 30 second mark it starts killing it.

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2024 20:16 (eight months ago)

this is a really cohesive album, up thru EOSN. It does sound like a very skilled attempt at capturing the "Padam Padam" lightning in a bottle with almost every track being under 3 min and several of them having a *really* similar style, and it feels more like a bonus album than a real major statement, but in that capacity it's really impressive. There are plenty of people out there who seem to prefer this to Tension itself, and while I'm definitely not one of them, I can understand the perspective.

omar little, Tuesday, 22 October 2024 18:58 (eight months ago)

It’s definitely has a “mini-album” or “bonus album” vibes, and I can see how the previously released collab tracks at the end feels like further “bonus tracks”. But you are right the fact that it doesn’t take itself too seriously or try to do much is one of its strengths.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 22 October 2024 21:05 (eight months ago)

I'm underwhelmed by this, but I never got much enjoyment from Padam Padam so no surprise that what is essentially a Padam Padam-knockoff extended EP/mini LP is not rising to the top.

skip, Friday, 25 October 2024 20:30 (eight months ago)

just heard the extended version of tension ii (was only available for a few days on her website, you can find it on YouTube at least for now) and a lot of the songs breathe better at 3-4 minutes with longer intros and breakdowns. Not sure they all need the extended touch, but it does make them slightly trackier/closer to classic extended disco tracks. There are random times where the instrumental breakdown happens in the middle of the second verse / before the second chorus, but otherwise worth checking out.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 4 November 2024 15:08 (seven months ago)

three months pass...

new collab with brazilian producer Alok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE7iT8IUnsU

donna rouge, Saturday, 15 February 2025 00:32 (four months ago)

God, she's been on such a roll recently: the gift that just keeps on giving!

mike t-diva, Sunday, 16 February 2025 14:02 (four months ago)

fun tune, but why even stretch it out to a full 2 minutes. Just make it the length of a Instagram reel or a TikTok. Surely Kylie’s cover of Wire’s Field Day For The Sundays is imminent.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 18 February 2025 16:54 (four months ago)

I’d personally probably prefer a full album of tunes like Hold On to Now or Somebody to Love, instead of songs like this. Though it’s fun for sure.

omar little, Tuesday, 18 February 2025 17:10 (four months ago)

one month passes...

just saw her on the tension tour stop in Boston and it was a super fun time. All of the newish songs sounded great live and I think the tempo for all of them was upped. Really leaning into the disco vibes. Was surprised to hear “time bomb” and it was one of the highlights for me, even if it was part of a medley.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 10 April 2025 16:42 (two months ago)

Can't wait for the SF show tonight, which I assume will have a VERY vocal crowd.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 April 2025 17:27 (two months ago)

The Montréal show was sensational. The B stage was total magic, and the post-2020 material hit extremely hard. And Confide in Me knocked me the hell out.

Have fun, Ned!

A. Begrand, Tuesday, 22 April 2025 17:30 (two months ago)

Seeing her tonight!

skip, Tuesday, 22 April 2025 23:14 (two months ago)

Will wave at you across the arena.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 April 2025 00:39 (two months ago)

Going to see her on May 2 in LA. I’ve checked out a few videos of the tour, she sounds pretty great, which is to be expected — her voice is arguably stronger now than it’s ever been.

omar little, Wednesday, 23 April 2025 01:02 (two months ago)

Highlights for me - Spinning Around, Slow, Locomotion. Love at First Sight turned into a great disco-rock-funk outro. Kylie’s charisma and professionalism are palpable. Her singing voice also seemed stronger than I remember from the 2011 tour.

The previous US tour was very Aphrodite-focused while this one came off as more of a career retrospective. Something for everyone, though the demographic in SF skewed Gen X first and early millennial second.

Hopefully she comes back soon!

skip, Wednesday, 23 April 2025 21:50 (two months ago)

Curious what the request song was, I’ll be the one shouting “Fragile! or Somebody to Love!” on May 2.

omar little, Wednesday, 23 April 2025 22:57 (two months ago)

She did a number of short solo snippets of requested songs: https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/kylie-minogue/2025/chase-center-san-francisco-ca-b50b57e.html

I Should Be So Lucky got the mostly full treatment with guitar and backup vocals on the B stage.

skip, Wednesday, 23 April 2025 23:09 (two months ago)

Which was very great since that was how I first heard of her, so it was a bit of a full circle moment.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 April 2025 00:35 (two months ago)

Her singing voice also seemed stronger than I remember from the 2011 tour.

despite her reputation, she’s always been a good singer, who has become an excellent one over time. as the years have gone on her voice has attained some richness and depth. I think I first really noticed her improvement on X, and I would say Disco, Infinite Disco, and Tension are the best she’s ever been. I mean that the singer of “I Should Be So Lucky” (a good performance) is the same singer as the latter album’s title track (total masterpiece of vocals) is simply remarkable.

omar little, Thursday, 24 April 2025 20:46 (two months ago)

So we saw her last night in Los Angeles, and considering she’s going to be turning 57 this month, the amount of energy she has is crazy. Two hours almost nonstop, only pausing for costume changes. Really, really impressive and a ton of fun. Probably the most enthusiastic crowd I’ve seen in a really long time at a show. There were the obvious hits, and a few really excellent deep cuts. If I had to pick some highlights, there was a really epic performance of Confide In Me, Shocked, Tension, All the Lovers, Two Hearts, and maybe Slow most of all — the latter with an incredible arrangement.

omar little, Sunday, 4 May 2025 02:02 (one month ago)


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