yeah but think of all the boners you gave us
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
hey whatcha doin 2nite America? probably watching the premiere of "Janie's Got A Gun" over & over & over again because it is time for uncle Steve to get 100% paid and be rich, fuck yeah
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
dude looks like a lady is the best aerosmith song btw
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word to "mrs. doubtfire"
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
just doin a little memory lane here sorry to hijack the thread y'all
God "Dude," holy hell, how can I even look at myself in the mirror for choosing that hot bowl of dogshit over od'ing young, I don't know but you know what, I did & I can buy you now, totally just pay you to do shit you'll be ashamed of later, just living life 1 day at a time y'all
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
for like six months my mom thought the chorus to "love in an elevator" was actually "loving a man like rita"
i think it actually took pointing at the credits when the video came on to disabuse her of this insane notion
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't remember, was there even a youth-geared channel/event for Obama to appear on when he got elected?
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
youtube
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNgbISmF4I
steven tyler, you pimped out your own daughter for mtv, and i thank you for it
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
theres some 90s bon jovi vid that i saw when i was like nine that i honestly thought was pornography...
the dude in the 'cryin'' vid has p good style tbh except for his lame jeans
― Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
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yeah, ok, jon, now i'll say it. shit was really better back in the day.
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link
they should really put out one of those directors boxes like the did for gondry and jonze but w/ just the alicia silverstone/aerosmith videos on them
― Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, August 2, 2011 3:36 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
good lookin out
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
wasn't there one with some virtual reality nonsense?
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
haha of course there was, strongo. of course there was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSmOvYzSeaQ
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
as someone who only owned an old green-screen tandy until he graduated from high school, i pretty much thought all computing was like this and the "scenario" video.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
man strongo let me tell you 1 thing and then I'll get off this reminiscing tip. I'm in the studio delivering the spoken intro to that bag of piss you posted the video for above and I had what we call in recovery a "crisis of conscience," because I thought, the young hungry steve who screeched "bright light fright" like somebody'd kill him if he did it wrong & now doesn't even remember it, that young steve would fling shit angry-monkey style at the guy delivering that corny-ass intro. only then I thought, you still got the eye of the tiger steve! only now it's more honed in on for example do I protect my savings by moving them into offshore accounts, or do I take advantage of lax regulations in the real estate industry, instead of shit like, do I boge the 8-ball joe k left on the nightstand or will he pout when he finds out? and then I kinda meditated on that and belted out the rest of "crazy" in one take. true story!
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i've seen that video about 900 times in the last 17 years and to be honest i never even noticed there was a song there so i wouldn't worry about it too much.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
"Scenario" video >>>>>>>>>>> any other computer themed video of the 90s.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2752/screenshot20110801at105v.pnghttp://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2752/screenshot20110801at105v.pnghttp://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2752/screenshot20110801at105v.png
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link
the reason whiney is kinda right that 90s is better than now is that even if their music is better ford + lopatin could never get alicia silverstone in a lace-up mini dress to appear in one of their videos
― Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
actually at this point they probably could
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0lePL.jpg
― markers, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - yeah reading her wiki is p depressing although i guess shes in an upcoming amy heckerling movie so thats something
― Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link
how did i never realize what a brilliant concept FASHIONABLY LOUD was?
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ the Lampiverse where Ford + Lopatin is our generation's Aerosmith
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, I'm straight googling these four fashionably loud "win a modeling contract" girls and seeing how their modeling career is 12 years later
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
man, uncle kracker really leans into those turntables
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link
lol whiney im p sure that aerosmith is your generations aerosmith
anyway thats clearly not what i think, dont be retarded
― Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i know, i was jokin too
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link
GO AWAY, BAITIN'
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i give the mods my permission to delete any sbs u accrue arguing w/ me fwiw
esp since i figure youll help me curate my marty callner directors label entry
― Magic (Lamp), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
yo,
can I just say that MTV's sneaky promos trying to get me to read Franz Kafka, Douglas Barthelme or Anais Nin didn't get me read a FUCKIN PAGE OF ANYTHIN
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
man jer bear was only 53 when he left us? dude looked about 105
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Kelly Osbourne slouched in the audience of a VMAs in full clown makeup will probably be the defining image of the 00s
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, Madonna performed "Hollywood" on MTV with Britney AND Christina AND Missy AND kissed Britney AND kissed Christina AND the photo was everywhere; but the song couldn't even chart on the Billboard Top 100, LMFAO
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link
why did they dub this real world episode with a fake, non-copyright version of "Personal Jesus"? Did they snatch this footage from syndication or something. Vh1 has the fucking rights to play Depeche Mode all day long, this is an abortion
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 12:17 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark
and???
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i came up with jack squat u_u
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Lord Jesus, You know how long I served You faithfully; how I taught Your catechism to the young and faithfully attended Mass for years. Please give me Photoshop powers immediately so I can make this .jpg I have in mind entitled "The Passion of the Whiney," ty lol bye.
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link
is it me with a hot laptop on my tummy, laying on my back, watching debbie gibson on club mtv, air conditioner drying out my mouth but too lazy to get up and get water, because
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link
the movement toward this jpg is pulsing through the air like common discursive strategies
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't front I am like actually for-real pissed that there's no vh1 in this hotel.
debbie gibson just introduced a cure song on club mtv, this channel was fucking awesome
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm watching my DVR'd version. I think the Vh1 thing is over
I still have 8 hours left if you wanna come over
man, why did Daria feel so alienated? like half her classroom is pierced alternatypes. Live in some real suburbs, buddy.
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link
was there ever a time when jimmy fallon was funny
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link
there was a brief moment
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
some ppl wait a lifetime 4 a moment like this
― markers, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OEwRG.png
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link