i'll never be able to hear that line again & not think "whacks it all off" tho
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't mean "wax = whacks," i mean like "wax on wax off" in karate kid is in reference to a repetitive hand motion
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:29 (thirteen years ago) link
but there's no one right answer or interpretation.
― cloud computing, robotics, 3G wireless connectivity, Skype, (history mayne), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, August 17, 2011 7:29 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest
i should've clarified -- i got what you meant in terms of a 'repetitive hand motion', but bringing up handjobs in the first place made me think of "whacks it all off", which now has a permanent spot in my brain
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link
right. i'm glad we're being clear about this, this is important.
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link
either way, there's no denying that the general construction is "women want to have sex with me, btw car doors"
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Fisher Price My First Rap Verse
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link
(plz ignore that i used that joke like two months ago)
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link
well that characterization goes well with k3v's line about the "bop-it! production"
― forkshighwaytopoopon (some dude), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/YM_Punchlines
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Royce, i fucking swear, on the Bad Meets Evil album:
"Me sobering up? Ha!... ALF!"
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
wow mane
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
yikes
― karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
rip
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.thelegendsleague.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/eminemlovesalf.jpg
― schmendrick lamar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
more innocent times . . . far less window pain
― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
The new Wayne...
"Watch me go retarded... YELLOW SHORT BUS!"
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
!
― ۩ (crüt), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Ok, lol @
"We jack, son then light up the L... SAMUEL"
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
nope
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
also i think it would be "we jack son" not "we jack, son"
Yeah that makes sense
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Like a basketball, player
― step your 'îron game up, jamie xx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Is dat nigga Delmar Daz Dillinger?
― elan, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link
New Wayne also has "I lay 'em down...TEMPUR-PEDIC"
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus
― zvookster, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
putting the purp in tempur-pedic
Googling that turned up a lyrics annotation site that made the point that it is sort of better than most grocery bags as it has some kind of double meaning: he "lays" his opponents down (because mattresses are things you "lay" on), but also, implicitly, the opponents must be flaccid weaklings (because mattresses are soft and floppy). So that's kind of okay, by the admittedly lower standards of these things.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
that 'rap genius' site is the worst
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cream of some young dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link
temperpedics aren't really floppy though, a memory foam matress weighs a ton
it's firm too, not soft
― velvet underground - reloaded (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
urinating makes me angry...TEMPTER-PEE-DICK
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
i squeezed an extra letter in that last post...TEMPTED BY THE FRUIT OF ANOTHER
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― They piled into my vagina, fingering everything in sight. (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
― zvookster, Tuesday, August 30, 2011 12:29 PM (2 hours ago)
haaaa
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
just heard a Donald Glover / Childish Gambino bootleg of the Jamie xx remix of Rolling In The Deep which contained the line "I'll give your new guy a fat lip -- PHARCYDE"
http://media.photobucket.com/image/facepalm%20gif/nakrax/GIF/facepalm.jpg at everything about that sentence, especially the implied initial pronoun
― rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Childish Gambino is kind of the worst
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
yup
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
"Childish Gambino"
― delmar dillinger (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 9:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so glad we agree about anything this
― D-40, Thursday, 1 September 2011 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link
http://fistbumpfriday.com/images/obama-spidey-fistbump.jpg
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link
so apparently there's been a net rumor for years that Drake is Weezy's ghostwriter. Granted, I don't know anybody who would want to take credit for that circa 2011, but it's funny how many so-called underground hip-hop heads act like The Carter 3 was Wayne's first commercial success.
http://www.joebuddentv.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10029 has the best and most heated debate that I found (from a few years ago)
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
best as in funniest that is
ah well, joebuddentv
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
the post by "CheezyDoDo" is incredible
― big spiritual hat club (some dude), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i got distracted by the chick-flashing .gif and the pic of Hayden Pannetierre, but yea, CheezyDoDo was hilarious...
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/C8op3.png
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
ergo, he did 9/11
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
lulz at stunned homer
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
he's probably gon feel better when he realizes there's no feasible pun that can be made out of "Springfield"
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link