the occasional thread for mean, nasty, ugly, evil metal that doesn't smell good and that takes itself way too seriously

"snare a woolly rhino in a camouflaged abyss!"

okay!

Well, If you really need a woolly rhino, that's got to be the way to go!

http://metalinquisition.blogspot.com/2009/01/is-metal-dead-yes-but-only-in-certain.html

tip for retro thrash dudes, BRAND NEW JEAN VESTS COVERED IN BRAND NEW PATCHES MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE POSEUR OK

OK that blog is brilliant and I am going to read a ton of it on and off today. Thank you

np man i love that blog.

also this thready, DISHAMMER. the DIS- d-beat bands finally meet the -HAMMER hellhammer clones. from spain! and i've only got four songs right now but i'm buying the album.

hey i bought the dishammer album
it's really pretty fucking good if you like metallic punk or d-beat mixed with old school death/black

ahh what's the fuckin' use

I've been really getting into Beherit's "Drawing Down the Moon" album- the way that album is mixed is so, so weird- tons of vocal processing that's really loud, breakdowns to guitars that are incredibly quiet and tinny and tiny in the mix, super weird record.

Also jamming:

Toxic Holocaust "An Overdose of Death"
Municipal Waste "Hazardous Mutation"
Behexen - pretty much all of it
and old Bathory

Definitely a touch of Chrome in the Beherit tracks available on Youtube. Thanks for the tip - I love insane lo-fi BM production. Will investigate further.

got some cool nastiness from no colours the other day. new murk album was black & rolling me nicely:

http://www.myspace.com/darkmurk

new impiety album slaaaaaaays!

gonna say it up in dis thread:

BONE AWL

other than that i have not been troo to this thread lately, except still listening to dishammer and dug out my dr. shrinker discography cd, which is pretty fucking nice. maybe not really evil, cause they're a little nerdy seeming. being named after a sid and marty krofft show and all.

Does that Impiety album have the annoying digital brick-wall compression the previous 2 album had? Really diminished the listening pleasure, esp compared to the older stuff like Skullfucking Armageddon.

These guys are in league of their own live. Really hope they'll manage come around these parts this year.

i would LOVE to see them live, and i hardly care about seeing anyone live.

as far as the new album goes, sadly, i've gotten so used to bad metal production that it barely registers with me anymore. all i know is that i put the album on yesterday while i was at work and it kinda singlehandedly made everything else new i've heard all year sound flabby and slow. i'm gonna listen again today at maximum volume and i'll take note of production/cd sound.

that's my problem with the brick wall stuff. i CAN'T play it at top volume because it just gets all distorted and sounds like hell. but not the good kind of hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHulWnPnda8

listen to that speed pickin'

Hey, John, you are safe here from the experi-mentalists cuz i'm just gonna post youtube medleys of slam metal breakdowns. i could listen to them for hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ5dSP5wKKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bg8m0oVVWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAh3Fr1xdgc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_gWBSTqNNk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCtvzqFITao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Y4Beh0cv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS8-MUupe34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL8vhw1xYys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZBCa9PpUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90KRSmbpgsk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0ONTHx9hKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCq9Ujwx_Ms

speaking of black metal, the new malfeitor album is great! go italy!

damn! new Deiphago album is sooooo good and nasty!

http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/les%20goupes/D/Deiphago/Filipino%20Antichrist/Filipino%20Antichrist.jpg

Filipino Antichrist is the title, by the way. on Hells Headbangers.

Siegbran, you might dig this one.

whoa how the hell did i miss this revive? i love deiphago. they really upped the ante on that cover art, the last one was just an inverted cross.

deiphago made my favorite album of the year. it's a thing of beauty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXoEpVOrAEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-wxu-BDiU

deiphago made my favorite album of the year. it's a thing of beauty.

that was true for me of their last one! I have not heard their 2009 album yet - didn't it just come out in the past month or two?

scott you gotta hear this band conjuration. it's the dude from irritate & ride for revenge doing a sort of midtempo horror metal vibe. fucking awesome.

get hells headbangers to send you the deiphago!

this local band lich king is playing their first show at the teen center around the corner tomorrow and i can't go! well, i can go if i take the kids... i might do it. maria is going to my brother's store in hudson for the diane cluck show so i'm on my own. the kids would probably dig it. they do good old school thrash:

http://www.myspace.com/lichkingmetal

diane cluck is pretty awesome and the kids might like her too, don't know if that's yr thing tho

they aren't going to the cluck show though. maria and a friend are driving to my brother's store in hudson, ny for that. he has good shows there. you should ask him about the mark eitzel show he had there recently. hahahaha! (he just did an akron/family show too. i don't think they are my thing either. or eitzel for that matter.)

i am all about nina violet though! you should tour with her! for real. she is the real deal. i can't understand why she doesn't have a big record deal by now. she is amazing live. i wish i had the power to discover people or make them known to the world! people like her. but i am no david geffen.

http://www.myspace.com/ninaviolet

but none of these people belong on this thread!!!! sorry diane. sorry nina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK30Qo5bl9A

ILX metal bros, let me point you in the direction of an album whose metal is heavy and righteous.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m46/smokedemon69/Excoriate/ExcoriateOnPestilentWindsAlbum.jpg

it is THE SHIT.

what a fantastic cover

if you like dirty death metal with an early-days feel you seriously need to hear this, it fucking stomps

FITE!!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AQj_jPYhGIA/SwxTmtb3TNI/AAAAAAAACaM/vcI8i3SoiSQ/s1600/Amon_Duul_II_-_Yeti.jpg

i'm basically a sucker for all scythe-rock.

hahaha awesome

http://i50.tinypic.com/9r4037.jpg

POWER FROM HELL (from Brazil)

http://www.myspace.com/dayoflust

About as retrograde as Hellhammer worship gets.

Oh yeah, and Helmkamp (from Angelcorpse and Order From Chaos) and J. Read (Conqueror, Revenge, Axis of Advance) have a new project called Kerasphorus. Sounds exactly like you think.

AMPUTATOR/BAPHOMETS HORNS-SPLIT CD
ARTERY ERUPTION/IMHUMAN DISSILIENCY-SPLIT CD
ANATIOS/STIGMATA CHORUS-SPLIT CD
BELZEC/DARK FAITH-SPLIT CD
B!TCH INFECTION/ANUS TUMOR-SPLIT CD
CLITORTURE/GOREALITY-SPLIT CD
CORPSEFVCKING ART/GORETRADE-SPLIT CD
DECOMPOSED/CREATED TO KILL-SPLIT CD
DR DOOM/COLLISION -SPLIT CD
DROGHEDA/BRUTAL INSANITY-SPLIT CD
DROGHEDA/INTENSE HAMMER RAGE-SPLIT CD
EMBRYONIC DEVOURMENT/GOREVENT-SPLIT CD
E.T.T.S./FEC@L CORPSE-SPLIT CD
FLESHRIPPER/GARROTER/MUTILATION-SPLIT CD
FETUS EATERS/BRAINCHOKE-SPLIT CD
FETUS EATERS/DIORRHEA-SPLIT CD
GONRRHEA PVSSY/NECRO TAMPON-SPLIT CD
GORED FACE/FECES ERUPTION/EL MUERMO-SPLIT CD
HAEMOPHAGUS/BLOODRAISED/SICK BONG HEADQUARTER-SPLIT CD
HUMAN MASTICATION/FLESH DISGORGED-SPLIT CD
MAGGOTS/EVOKERS-SPLIT CD
MINCING FURY.../ SCREAM...ABIRTH-SPLIT CD
MUCUPURULENT/INFECTED PVSSY-SPLIT CD
PROPHECY/CRYPTIC-SPLIT CD
SANITY'S DAWN/MECHANICAL SEPERATION-SPLIT CD
SEPTICEMIA/ANTRAKS-SPLIT CD
VIOLENT HEADACHE/NECROMORPH-SPLIT CD

JASAD- WITNESS OF PERFECT TORTURE
LEUKORRHEA- HATFVCKED AND TORTURED
DEADEN- DISPLAYING THE ART OF CARNAGE
SCARS OF CHAOS- DAEMONIC ALCHEMY
BEHEADED- RECOUNTS OF DISEMBODIMENT
DECRYPT- HOLY EROTIC RAPTURE
BLOODTHRONE- STORMS OF APOCALYPSE
GOLGOTHA- NEW LIFE
MUCOPUS-UNDIMENSIONAL
ARCHAEON- VANITAS
ABRASIVE- AWAKENING OF LUST
CATHOLICON- OF AGES PAST -DVD ALSO
CORPSING- THE STENCH OF HUMANITY
DIABOLIC- INFINITY THROUGH PURIFICATION
KEMET- DYING WITH ELEGANCE
KATATONIC DESPAIR- INNER SCARS
EMBRACE DAMNATION- GLORY OF A NEW DARKNESS (LIVIDITY MEMBERS)
STILLBIRTH- PLAKATIVE AGGRESSION
STREETSWEEPER- GHETTO FROM THE GET GO
TERMINALLY YOUR ABORTED GHOST- SLOWLY PEELING THE FLESH FROM THE INSIDE OF A FOLDED HAND
WHORRID- TIME HEALS NOTHING
WOLFTIRBE- PUZA ODIUM
SOULSKINNER- BREEDING THE GROTESQUE
SONS OF CHAOS- REDWORK
SOUL REAPER- LIFE ERAZER
HYBRID VISCERY- THE HISTORY OF TORTURE, EXECUTION AND SICKNESS
IRRATE- TEN STABS OF DEMENTED VIOLENCE
FLESH RIPPER/OBLITERATION- SPLIT CD
FERMENTO- INSIGNIA
NOCTUARY-WHEN FIRE BREEDS BLOOD
DEATH VOMIT- S/T
ANDROPHAGIA- BLOOD SOAKED FREAKS
CLOSING THE ETERNITY / AD LUX TENEBRAE- NEARLY BEING- SPLIT CD- DIGI

that's the listening list for this thread. get on those.

the Putrid Servant / Tombs / Krallice / Ludicra show last night was great, by the way

that must have been very heavy.

i interviewed my friend mary last week for a future issue of decibel. she lives here and takes awesome pictures of the kids in town. her son is the drummer for tombs.

Scott, I think you're really gonna like the debut CD by Warbeast. It's called Krush the Enemy, it's on Phil Anselmo's Housecore label and he produced it, too. It features the former vocalist for Rigor Mortis, who kinda sounds like a cross between Steven Rathbone of Lair of the Minotaur and Oderus Urungus, and the music is pure gutter thrash.