http://fistbumpfriday.com/images/obama-spidey-fistbump.jpg
― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link
so apparently there's been a net rumor for years that Drake is Weezy's ghostwriter. Granted, I don't know anybody who would want to take credit for that circa 2011, but it's funny how many so-called underground hip-hop heads act like The Carter 3 was Wayne's first commercial success.
http://www.joebuddentv.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10029 has the best and most heated debate that I found (from a few years ago)
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
best as in funniest that is
ah well, joebuddentv
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
the post by "CheezyDoDo" is incredible
― big spiritual hat club (some dude), Monday, 5 September 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
i got distracted by the chick-flashing .gif and the pic of Hayden Pannetierre, but yea, CheezyDoDo was hilarious...
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/C8op3.png
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
ergo, he did 9/11
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
lulz at stunned homer
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 September 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
he's probably gon feel better when he realizes there's no feasible pun that can be made out of "Springfield"
― Neanderthal, Monday, 5 September 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Haters are a bunch of yellow-bellied cowards... SPRINGFIELD
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
in my head, i hear Homer saying "i heard drake is a jew" in the same voice as "i call the big one 'bitey'"
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Homer Simpson Thug Life is gonna be the name of my chillwave band
― big spiritual hat club (some dude), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
X-Ref with: My God, It's Full of Shit: Rolling Worst Songs of 2011
In "Hard," by Will.i.am (which also includes the line "I'm gonna go hard like a boner"), Will raps:
"This beat is the shit... FECES."
― She Got the Shakes, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
beat me to posting it here by an hour
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3442/rapexplainedtowhitepeop.jpg
― kyle2trill, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
I kind of just realized that Chris Brown is doing the asian-tinged "... Mr. Miyagi" and "... harikari" hashtags in "Look At Me Now" because the first line is "Yellow model chick."
― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
not to come to the defense of chris brown's rap lyrics once again, but he's probably talking about http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yellow%20bone and not an asian person
― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 May 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
I'd see what rapgenius says, but the subliterates that update that site would probably say "yellow model chick" is a "woman who is a model for cowardice"
― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 May 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
As a dude who has sometimes been described as "yellow-boned" or just simply "yellow", I know how that language is used and I can assure you that's what he means.
― The Reverend, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
also, chris brown is an asshole.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 May 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
ughhh, just heard Wayne's "I’m with a yellow girl.... NUMBER TWO PENCIL" - - - so I guess this is a Thing now, huh? Great.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 May 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
lol you don't listen to much rap do you
― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 31 May 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
hey guys, the NYT is ON IT!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/04/magazine/in-praise-of-the-hashtag.html
#rollingmyeyes
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 8 November 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
The hashtag seems to her a distant cousin of the refrain: a phrase that relates in different, complex ways — direct or tangential, ironic or nonsensical — to the lines it follows. It also has something in common with parentheses, explaining or qualifying whatever phrase it interrupts. And where it captures the author’s mood or aspect, it resembles the epithet, the “white-armed Nausicaas” and “wine-dark seas” that populate the “Odyssey.”
I'm so sick, they be like, "How sick are ya?"Arms so shinin' ... NAUSICAÄ
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link
nausicaä not exactly a rhyme-heavy word in english, it turns out
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:47 (eleven years ago) link
true story: got into an elevator yesterday and pressed the button, elevator voice said "going down...BASEMENT"
― Citizen Ship (some dude), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
Once again, the Times splains you shit you already know
#Akon
― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
xp amazing
― thraeds of life (The Reverend), Friday, 9 November 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://dict.leo.org/stratley_workwithbest_but.jpg
my eyes have been permanently altered and i now see this construction everywhere
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M94ii6MVilw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
― Walter Galt, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
"comedy weak"
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
Aw, I chuckled a couple of times.
― Walter Galt, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
haha just came here to post that
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
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lol. harsh
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― dyl, Sunday, 21 July 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
totally embarrassed i forgot to add beyonce
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 01:24 (ten years ago) link
i have no idea how this post ended up in this thread. so random
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link
#surfboard is a different sort of hashtag lyric but obv a better one than most
― dyl, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 01:41 (ten years ago) link
totally embarrassed i forgot to add beyonce...guestlist fail
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 01:52 (ten years ago) link
I form coherent thoughts, no Gudda Gudda
― some dude, Thursday, January 7, 2010 5:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
giggling at this today, man, this thread was good times
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 March 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
coming up on 5 year anniversary of this single this fall
I kinda feel like if I voted today, I'd go with "Stevie Wonder" even though it's far from the worst pun here cos I feel like rappers these days think there are only two blind celebrities in the entire world...
what, "no Andrea Bocelli" woulda been too hard to rhyme?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 7 April 2014 04:10 (ten years ago) link
This is a fun thread to read through. Five years. Fuck.
― I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 April 2014 04:57 (ten years ago) link
I like this album lol, although this track not so much. Wayne was on fire with the hooks at this time though
― nova, Monday, 7 April 2014 08:08 (ten years ago) link
still hear this on the radio a lot
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Monday, 7 April 2014 08:58 (ten years ago) link
it would've been hysterical if that awful new Young Money album contained a "Bedrock 2" by the 2014 YMCMB roster
― some dude, Monday, 7 April 2014 11:59 (ten years ago) link
love randomly hearing this out in the wild
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link
"I like the way you're movin' if you're movin' my way" is a very underrated piece of nonsense
― some dude, Friday, 16 May 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link
hahaha i have a special affection for this song too
― markers, Friday, 16 May 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link
holy crap there are over a thousand posts itt