Kendrick Lamar will kill your favorite rapper for money

I can't think of a single thing either of them has said that skeeves me out more than stuff said in "Wait (The Whisper Song)" (which I also like)

I can't take Schoolboy Q's machismo in large doses. He's having intercourse with my girlfriend in every single song and it gets really tiring. Plus, she's exhausted when I come home from work.

I can't take Schoolboy Q's machismo in large doses. He's having intercourse with my girlfriend in every single song and it gets really tiring. Plus, she's exhausted when I come home from work.

― O-Jah Da Lionmane (longneck), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 3:57 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but aren't most rappers having sex with your girlfriend in every song?

y'all have girlfriends?

Well maybe they do but Q insists on it so aggressively that these days I can hardly seem to touch her.

Somebody needs to have girlfriends. Or else Schoolboy Q wouldn't have anything to rap about.

there's a bit of a "it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it" to kendrick

2 Chainz turned cuckolding into hip hop's new national obsession

Yeah, that's gotta be part of it. DJP, that Ying Yang song is, like, comically over-the-top. It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina. It might make me be a little "whoa there", but I actually find it way easier to digest than the BH stuff in the vein of what longneck's talking about. You feel like Q cares more about the fact that the girl is taken already than that her ass is hot.

there's a bit of a "it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it" to kendrick

― seasonal hugs (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:02 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL

72 hours seems like an awful long time even if you're really into it so that line is a little confusing to me

it's like LL never happened up in here

otoh I will treasure the sentence "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina," forever

Yeah, that's gotta be part of it. DJP, that Ying Yang song is, like, comically over-the-top. It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina. It might make me be a little "whoa there", but I actually find it way easier to digest than the BH stuff in the vein of what longneck's talking about. You feel like Q cares more about the fact that the girl is taken already than that her ass is hot.

― Clarke B., Tuesday, October 30, 2012 10:05 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, exactly.

Schoolboy is a bit too close to Royce 5'9 or something to me.

it's like LL never happened up in here

oh yeah, LL was sleeping with my girlfriend back before Tauheed was even Tity Boi

yeah but w/ 2 Chainz the "your girl" mentions are through the roof, like 10 times as often as any other rapper

72 hours seems like an awful long time even if you're really into it so that line is a little confusing to me

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, TBF, each thrust probably takes like 25 minutes.

is the "comically over the top" card the same thing that lets people deal with Tyler?

Yeesh, I can't really get with that either.

having dick the size of the eiffel tower would really damage your lower back too, i don't know if kendrick put enough thought into this

Nah, you just lay there and let the world fuck YOU

but then what is your ass resting on? deep space? the moon? i think the earth doing reverse cowgirl would enough force to knock the moon out of orbit

*PLOP*

what is this thread I dont even.

yeah i think for a lot of these rappers it's not that they're having sex with a girl but that they're having sex with YOUR girl, which is a) a dominance alpha-male thing, i.e., i'm so sexually desirable that your girl wants me more than she wants you but also b) really insecure, like you have to have girls who already are taken wanting to fuck you too? are you that in-se-cuuurr about your masculinity that you must encroach on the partners of other guys? that's supreme douche move there...

Well, 2 Chainz sounds as if he's having fun when he's taking advantage of my girl. Q is just doing it to be nasty.

she's just not that into you

DJP, was that you fainting, or...?

ren otm

Schoolboy Q is def some of the most unpleasant and joyless 'smart' 'good' rap i've ever heard, can't stand that guy

Part of the problem for me, I think, is the sheen of "realness" or no-bullshit-ness or kind of endearing honesty that the crew can exude (something that, I'd wager, also is a factor in people throwing out the "backpacker" thing in relation to them, just like upthread). The problem is, if you buy into that as being part of where they're coming from, when faced with stuff like Q's other-dudes'-girls obsession, you have no choice but to admit that the person in question is actually just, well, kind of a fucking prick.

(x-post BTW)

Hahaha

DJP, was that you fainting, or...?

That was a terrible ILE inside joke

brb having sex w/ all of this girlfriends

Schoolboy Q is def some of the most unpleasant and joyless 'smart' 'good' rap i've ever heard, can't stand that guy

― Victory Goon (some dude), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:56 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"joyless" is a good way to put it. There's a sort of surgical, pathological detachment in the way he describes his sexual exploits that goes beyond joyless and into the realm of creepy for me.

Q is pretty goofy a lot of the time tho! I mean, if you're listening to "Druggy's With Hoes Again" and going omg so serious I think you need to take a step back for a second.

Joyless otm.

I like Q in small doses. Haven't been able to truly appreciate Habits as an album though.

GKMC sold 242k in its first week apparently.

whoa that's a fuckin lot of records

I don't mind Druggys Wit Hoes, really, but that detachedness is there in full force. You get the sense that sex doesn't really make him exuberantly happy, that it's not a life-affirming thing for him. Coochie anhedonia.

whoa that's a fuckin lot of records

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...in 2012

ive been trying but i dont really like this record

whiney 242k was always a lot of records - if you think there was this "if it didn't go gold it doesn't count" mentality in the 70s you're wrong. there was a brief overinflated blip around the Nirvana boom when people started talking like anything under a million didn't count but those people were morons, if you scan 242k at any time in the soundscan era then you have sold a fuckin lotta records

yeah i mean the fact that he sold 20% as many units as Taylor Swift last week is pretty remarkable for almost anyone besides Taylor Swift, especially a rap album and especially a debut album

not to mention more than Ross's album

whiney, it's the best first-week sales since Eminem in 2002, and anyone who considered Em's an anomaly then was inured by Backstreet Boys-Nsync.

Swift's, that is.

whiney wasn't talking about swift, though

in fairness whiney is just randomly hating at this point