yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

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yeah, sorry i didn't mean to make light of someone getting beaten, or down indie rap or anything like that....there was just something extremely funny and silly to me about the original post/subject line in this thread....

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

2004:

music writers making statements about indie rappers' opinions on mainstream hip-hop > indie rappers having opinions on mainstream hip-hop

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

People getting beaten, especially Def Jux artists, is very funny though Matt.

― adam (adam), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the violence isn't funny. Just the thread title. "...After A AOL Beef" - that's comedic gold.

― mike a, Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.showandtellmusic.com/images/galleries/gallery%20n/nohands.jpg

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i see hands there. this is a sham.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, good point.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

truly one of god's "miracles", however.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

If someone knows of an ILX thread title that's funnier than this one's without context by all means post it here.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

sonned by a white kid after a aol beef/
it's his own fault, his shit stink worse than a infected queef/
he had it comin' to him like a ship at sea approaching a reef/
his fat ass en route to crashing and getting beeched/
the bullshit he speak thinner than marijuana leaf/
the kinda bullshit numb the brain can't hardly no more speak/
oh em gee dubya tee eff el oh el/
bitch as got owned after some shit went down on aol/
GOOD GOD

― random dude (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

bitch ASS got owned

― random dude (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(repeat chorus)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yo is it true hstencil got sonned by a wite kid after a nosie bored beef??????

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

this is still my favorite thread title ever

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

Who on Def Jux says the mainstream is "soulless"?

EL-P

― chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

show evidence, plz.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

he doesnt use the exact word "souless" but he talks about the difference between his music and the "manufactured shit they play on the radio" or something during an interview on the return of the robots dvd.

― chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

El-P has praised Master P in interviews. The only thing I've heard him criticize as far as the mainstream goes is the business models it uses.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

And RJD2 has said he wants to work w/ ludacris, i quoted vast above talking about how he likes music played on hot 97, etc.

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

― chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

looks like i ... sonned you...eh? eh?

― djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

SWNED!

― **%@, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

mouth-sonned by Nazis unconscious

― What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

i was mooned by a wite girl after a aol chat.

― eman (eman), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

“6’9” and all muscle”

No no no NO! That's not right.

The lyric goes, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels / He was six-foot-four and fulla muscles / I said do you speak-a my language? / He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich."

― The Mad Puffin, Monday, 24 January 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

swned again

― N_RQ, Friday, 19 August 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

About The Mindset Army

The Mindset Army is a gully Internets gang.

haha gully

― amon (eman), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fox.es/stellent/groups/es/@print/documents/asitecontent/es_cinp_001238.jpg

― fe7 (FE7), Friday, 19 August 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

From late 2004 until the beginning of this summer, he maintained a blog at the URL http://warscribe.blogspot.com He launched the blog to no small amount of fanfare, insulting other hip-hop bloggers and declaring his intentions to take over hip-hop blogging.

But - as time went by - it became increasingly obvious that he had little of any value to contribute to the blogosphere and, as such, he never managed to draw much of an audience. Broken and embarrassed, he retired from blogging earlier this summer.

CONTACT:
Bol Guevara, MD, gang leader
The Mindset Army
byron.crawford@gmail.com

OHO!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Yay, my favorite thread is back!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Wite Kid; And Wite Kid begat Vordul; and Vordul begat Josias; And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 January 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.danheller.com/images/LatinAmerica/Cuba/People/Men/salute-a.jpg

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 January 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

innernet users arnt safe no more

― burber burbingbait, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I just want to repaste this:

"He attacked a man that is loved by many, mainly me."

You gotta love Vast Aire!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

Not to be all "I WUZ THERE" losing-my-edge style but, uh, I was at the Cooler show where this happened. It was awkward as the bill was crazy long and the night dragged on and on and all these other, tangentially related MCs did two or three songs and kept promsing "very soon, Cannibal OX" and everybody was there for Ox and then, when it was time, Ox couldn't play because of this fucked up incident. Vast did some freestyles and explained the situation and apologized, and that was it. The beef was bullshit and just stopped a cool show from happening. So did the guy who did it ever get identified and (hopefully) publically shamed?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, YOU WERE THERE!!!!

― alext (alext), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha that was my first reaction, too!

― Dan (Basking In Drew's Aura) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i had ILM admin so I could do a LME casio beat .wav embed right now

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, YOU WERE THERE!!!!

Drew's been holding out on us all this time! (Actually maybe he was the original poster.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

drew was the wite kid

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

byron.crawford@gmail.com

lol2010

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

yo is it true the YSI crew got sonned by an admin after a ilm beef??????

― nancyboy (nancyboy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

"after a aol beef..." god, that still makes me giggle like an idiot.

― mike a, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

For those interested, here's the Myspace page of the guy who "sonned" Vordul:

http://blog.myspace.com/willhigh

― ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/00388/13/86/388716831_l.jpg

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

that's one big boy.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

He appears to be sonning the cosmetics aisle by the looks of things.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

and he's wifing that toy donkey

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm well I guess he pretty much takes care of the need for public shaming all by himself. Some people *are* their own punishment . . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

drew carey gone to seed

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

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it is true. It was at an ATP, I saw him later in the bar, he was looking rather glassy-eyed

― Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 11:43 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

https://i.imgur.com/QeEuKjL.gif

― JB, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

yo is it true lj got sonned by gyac after a hot soup beef??????

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:13 (four years ago)

two years pass...

I'm not afraid. I'll fight any of you. LOL

― Will High, Friday, June 12, 2009 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink

What does "LOL" mean? You should be less cryptic and not use site-specific slang from other boards you post on.

― nitional biscsuh otmpany (some dude), Friday, June 12, 2009 3:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 14:04 (two years ago)

two years pass...

yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef?

Show thinking

That's a deep cut from underground hip-hop history, but yes, that is a very famous and long-standing rumor. While it's hard to find 100% verifiable proof like a video, the story is widely considered to be true within that scene and has been referenced by the people involved.

Here's the breakdown of the story:

Who was involved? The "wite kid" in the story is the rapper Cage. The other person is Vordul Mega of the acclaimed duo Cannibal Ox.

What was the context? This happened in the early 2000s during the peak of the Definitive Jux (Def Jux) record label's influence. Both Cannibal Ox and Cage were part of that orbit of artists. Beefs that started online, especially on AOL Instant Messenger (AIM), and spilled into real life were common back then.

What is the story? The common version is that Cage and Vordul (and potentially his partner Vast Aire) had an ongoing argument online. This escalated to a real-life confrontation, likely outside of a well-known NYC hip-hop spot like the store Fat Beats. In that confrontation, Cage allegedly punched and knocked out Vordul Mega.

Cage has confirmed his side of this story in multiple interviews over the years, and it's often cited as one of the major incidents that led to his falling out with El-P and the rest of the Def Jux crew.

So, while "sonned" can mean different things, in this context, it refers to the allegation that Vordul lost a physical fight to Cage after an online dispute. It's a piece of underground hip-hop lore that has been talked about for over two decades.

― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Thursday, 28 August 2025 02:18 (three months ago)

now you know

― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Thursday, 28 August 2025 02:20 (three months ago)

Who gets mystified

― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 August 2025 04:42 (three months ago)

AI is so annoying.

― husked, tonal wails (irrational), Thursday, 28 August 2025 14:20 (three months ago)

Grok, are you some fantasyland, LARP punk who pretends to be something he is not online?

― New Jack Cutie (President Keyes), Thursday, 28 August 2025 14:26 (three months ago)

Grok should have replied by now!

― Mark G, Thursday, 28 August 2025 14:37 (three months ago)

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