http://www.whatsonincapetown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Ashtray_Electric.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:44 (eleven years ago)
http://www.fakebands.co.uk/images/bands/fullsize/567-129_2931a_330x330.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:48 (eleven years ago)
http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/images/localworld/ugc-images/275786/Article/images/19000856/4852020.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:51 (eleven years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2008/07/04/PRlastshadowpuppets460.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:56 (eleven years ago)
https://funfinder.orange.co.uk/ArticleMedia/Images/fun-finder/article-images/Main%20Article/Moons_main_orange.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 08:57 (eleven years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Cast.jpg
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:04 (eleven years ago)
amazing
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:05 (eleven years ago)
http://www.withguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/Boy_Royals_2012_promo_1a1.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:10 (eleven years ago)
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/themusicabyss/kaisers%201.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:21 (eleven years ago)
http://reallyupthejunction.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/2013peace_aw0240801131.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:24 (eleven years ago)
http://www.neverenoughnotes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/The+Courteeners+thecourteneers.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:28 (eleven years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02204/chevin_2204916b.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:29 (eleven years ago)
If I saw any of these bands swaggering down the street towards me I'd certainly piss myself... laughing
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:30 (eleven years ago)
(slight Walker Brothers vibe from that last one which slightly saves them though)
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:31 (eleven years ago)
http://blahblahblahscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mabellove.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:32 (eleven years ago)
http://s14.postimg.org/ns8wrn3sx/grup_1490.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:34 (eleven years ago)
Well look on the bright side, at least none of these bands will fall foul of a club's 'no trainers' rule. The 'no looking like a complete twonk' rule might be a problem however.
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (eleven years ago)
http://blog.ivonmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kasabian.jpg
"Well, if you're going to be like that, we're going home!"
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:36 (eleven years ago)
sometime in 2033: "This is what your dodgy uncle looked like twenty years ago!"
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:37 (eleven years ago)
See, I did wonder if that first picture was those twunts Kasabian or just some twunts trying to look like Kasabian... and I still have no idea.
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago)
http://www.clickmusic.com/images/uploads/kubichek300.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago)
http://www.music-dash.co.uk/siteimages/bands/koreans.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:41 (eleven years ago)
kubichek photo does not belong here
― take that, bitterman (electricsound), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago)
if i knew which one was which i could maybe agree but i can't spot any odd ones out
as i scrape further down the barrel i'm finding that the bottom-feeders usually have one guy who hasn't quite got the look down
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago)
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2791/4038074364_8713ff592a_z.jpg?zz=1
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago)
That last pic has somebody doing the look down.
xpost DAMN TIMING!
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:48 (eleven years ago)
lol beautiful
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01691/faces-rex_1691111c.jpg
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago)
RONNIE!!!!!
(lane)
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago)
Ornamental scarf count so far: 7
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (eleven years ago)
xxp who's that woman who looks like Rod Stewart?
"Colossal, monolithic, gargantun are three adjectives that might begin to describe the swaggering sound of Scottish 5-piece Modern Faces"
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:54 (eleven years ago)
"Wop Man Gargan Tun"
― Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:56 (eleven years ago)
http://breakingtunes.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/616/1393/large/1393.jpg?1248824858
― woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:18 (eleven years ago)
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01824/leighton-baines_1824842c.jpg
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:21 (eleven years ago)
every band pictured here are better than the smiths tbh
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago)
the key to having the swagger of Oasis is looking like you huffed too much gas at some point in your life.
― Poliopolice, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago)
http://www.prettygreen.com/images/news/Last-Party-2.jpg
― piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)
no way do The Last Shadow Puppets belong here.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2011/6/29/1309349875227/Viva-Brother-007.jpg
― piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago)
for a while im like why are yall posting a bunch of pics of the same band and then i was like smh uk white ppl
― neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago)
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/land/440/s/sergeant-band-09092.jpg
― woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago)
Our music is easy to listen to, nothing complicated, just great, positive tunes, obviously influenced by core bands like the Beatles, Oasis, and the Stone Roses. But for me personally, we are all about the songs.
― woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago)
"Yea definitely, the industry’s a bit too squeaky clean, and has been for quite a bit now. Hopefully we can give it a kick up the arse. Especially with The Stones Rose(sic), and Noel Gallaghers new albums sort of taking off quite big, hopefully it will be a big surge and not just one band – a movement bringing guitar bands back. Hopefully we can be involved in that." Tom from The Modern Faces.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago)
Every month is white guitar band history month
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago)
such a horrifying thread title.
― scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago)
a mix between hitler and pol pot with the swagger of hugo chavez
― neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)
Is there a sniper in that building in the second Kasabian photo I wonder
― Master of Treacle, Monday, 22 July 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago)
no way does some random indie band that looks exactly the same as all the others belong on this thread
― what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:42 (eleven years ago)
http://www.weyfest.co.uk/images/Echo-&-the-BunnymenSMALL.jpg
― if you lose your way tonight that's how you know the map's not right (NickB), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:53 (eleven years ago)
Not quite sure where to put this, so it’s going here:
https://x.com/george__woodall/status/1785624950042214472
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 2 May 2024 01:12 (one year ago)
Ah, does this work better?
New favourite bit of TikTok is quite easily Indonesian Britpop pic.twitter.com/HTPMZ453dT— George (@george__woodall) May 1, 2024
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 2 May 2024 01:13 (one year ago)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGF7d-voVpg/
― PaulTMA, Friday, 18 April 2025 11:35 (two months ago)
1,476 likes
― Nuts, whole hazelnuts (Tom D.), Friday, 18 April 2025 11:57 (two months ago)
i wondered what had happened to that Lightning Bolt lad
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 April 2025 12:00 (two months ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GswC27qWYAAB0V6?format=jpg&name=medium
― mark s, Friday, 6 June 2025 11:27 (four weeks ago)
David Byrne pulled off that look in a much more flamboyant fashion. Young fella there just looks like a morose posing twit.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 6 June 2025 11:42 (four weeks ago)
As a short legged chubbo I feel his tailoring issues tbf
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 June 2025 11:55 (four weeks ago)
liam's son gene there for those not in the swagger-loop (unlike me)
― mark s, Friday, 6 June 2025 13:01 (four weeks ago)
I wondered if he might have been one of Boaby's sons for a minute.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Friday, 6 June 2025 13:02 (four weeks ago)
Outfit makes me think 'oh so the Great Recession is about to become the Forever Depression' because that much fabric in men's fashion never means good times ahead
― Etherwave, Friday, 6 June 2025 13:05 (four weeks ago)
lol i was eye-rolling a bit here at "gene" as such a rock-star son's name and then i checked what boaby called his
― mark s, Friday, 6 June 2025 13:06 (four weeks ago)
obviously zis image is a visualisation of zee boy's deeply subconscious castration anxiety and profound fear zat he doesn't match up to his famous father's lofty expectations. Actually, no. He's just another spoilt nepo-brat wanker tbf.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 6 June 2025 13:12 (four weeks ago)
Boab, still in SS badge wearing nazi-edgelord mode when naming one of his kids. What a consistently daft twat he has always been.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 6 June 2025 13:19 (four weeks ago)
Gene Gallagher went to the same (private) school as Alexis Korner, Paul Kossoff and Danny Kustow.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Friday, 6 June 2025 13:21 (four weeks ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/jun/13/noel-liam-gallagher-oasis-elizabeth-peyton-painting-auction
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Friday, 13 June 2025 08:35 (three weeks ago)
belongs here too: illustrations feat.paul weller that make you think
― mark s, Friday, 13 June 2025 08:51 (three weeks ago)
lol just posted this same link but on a different thread
― LocalGarda, Friday, 13 June 2025 08:55 (three weeks ago)
rich people, just throw a million fucking quid into a burning wheelbarrow rather than paying for that turgid daub. well I guess dull competence is the appropriate style for these lads, it's not "very beautiful" it's just a poor Andy Warhol pastiche.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 13 June 2025 09:13 (three weeks ago)
Dying on Bluesky at the idea of some evil art collector being like "I must have this for my Gallaghers room! How has it eluded me until now?!"
― LocalGarda, Friday, 13 June 2025 09:15 (three weeks ago)
https://acrossthepondtv.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/fbqmmgz.png
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 13 June 2025 09:21 (three weeks ago)
That is exactly what I was thinking.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Friday, 13 June 2025 09:53 (three weeks ago)
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3605734580.2430/tst,small,845x845-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.u1.jpg
― LocalGarda, Friday, 13 June 2025 10:54 (three weeks ago)
Must be worth in excess of £1.5 million surely.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Friday, 13 June 2025 10:57 (three weeks ago)
I was randomly watching a contemporary art auction on Youtube recently and a painting by the same artist called "Jarvis and Liam Smoking" appeared and sold for $1.5 million.
https://i.imgur.com/udz13fd.png
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 13 June 2025 11:21 (three weeks ago)
Liam looks like someone I can't place (not Liam for sure). Terry Hall?
― submission drift (Matt #2), Friday, 13 June 2025 11:26 (three weeks ago)
this britpop crapart is a much more effective grift than NFTs
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 13 June 2025 11:27 (three weeks ago)
Is there any way of finding out who bought these?
And bringing them to justice.
― LocalGarda, Friday, 13 June 2025 11:47 (three weeks ago)
Just googled and there are absolutely loads of these
― LocalGarda, Friday, 13 June 2025 11:50 (three weeks ago)
I hate using that "poundshop" thing when being a grumpy armchair critic, but the style seems kind of poundshop Raol Dufy. But obv having no flair and no colour sense and being a bang average illustrator is how you make million pound paintings in the UK.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 13 June 2025 12:06 (three weeks ago)
I need to stop getting mad about these paintings, but it is genuinely fucking infuriating.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 13 June 2025 12:07 (three weeks ago)
if these paintings were exhibited with a load of Royal Academy summer show dross, it wouldn't even stand out.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 13 June 2025 12:10 (three weeks ago)
the only distinctive thing about them is that the images are 90's celeb ephemera, I mean ffs who fucking cares about this shite!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 13 June 2025 12:12 (three weeks ago)
I do find it tragic the nostalgic fondness for some of these people, but I don't like the music so I guess it's a mystery to me in general.
― LocalGarda, Friday, 13 June 2025 12:16 (three weeks ago)
It doesn’t even look like the Gallagher Brothers instead on the left George Harrison on the right Tracy Thorne of everything but the girl.
― The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 13 June 2025 13:01 (three weeks ago)
I went to a pub in Essex last week that had loads of this stuff on the walls: Oasis posters and pictures of the Brothers Gallagher, multi-colour pictures of Keith Flint, Elton John photos, the works. Luckily the food was pretty good!
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 13 June 2025 13:02 (three weeks ago)
moving beyond just swaggerbands, the new frontier is swaggerbars. the Stone Roses Bar in Leeds has been open for over a decade and is still going strong.
https://i.imgur.com/h9qls8w.png
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Sunday, 15 June 2025 13:07 (two weeks ago)
https://i.imgur.com/NR2D1zK.png
https://i.imgur.com/OHn0A84.png
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Sunday, 15 June 2025 13:08 (two weeks ago)
https://i.imgur.com/n7gPUoA.png
https://i.imgur.com/2i5nPNS.png
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Sunday, 15 June 2025 13:09 (two weeks ago)
Weird how Robbie Williams is their great satan, if I was thinking what's the opposite to Oasis or the Stone Roses, Robbie would not be it.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 15 June 2025 13:14 (two weeks ago)
Perhaps a miserable man who wishes self-harm on iloxors is truly the most miserable and useless specimen
― PaulTMA, Sunday, 15 June 2025 13:49 (two weeks ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ5VwQAaLYE
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 June 2025 13:56 (two weeks ago)
'Rolla' bringing that third hour in the smelly rehearsal room on a Tuesday night vibe to the stage, c'mon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpPjnDoS5c0
― Maresn3st, Monday, 16 June 2025 13:26 (two weeks ago)
Cafe Indie in Scunthorpe? Well, I suppose you've got to start somewhere. Although, on second thoughts, they might have worked their way up there.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Monday, 16 June 2025 13:29 (two weeks ago)
It's a long way, to the top, if you want to mix the Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis.
― LocalGarda, Monday, 16 June 2025 13:36 (two weeks ago)
OSHEE-YAAAAAAAN
― if you want my advice get it all above board (Matt #2), Monday, 16 June 2025 13:58 (two weeks ago)