a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

http://s14.postimg.org/ns8wrn3sx/grup_1490.jpg

Well look on the bright side, at least none of these bands will fall foul of a club's 'no trainers' rule. The 'no looking like a complete twonk' rule might be a problem however.

http://blog.ivonmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kasabian.jpg

"Well, if you're going to be like that, we're going home!"

sometime in 2033: "This is what your dodgy uncle looked like twenty years ago!"

See, I did wonder if that first picture was those twunts Kasabian or just some twunts trying to look like Kasabian... and I still have no idea.

http://www.clickmusic.com/images/uploads/kubichek300.jpg

http://www.music-dash.co.uk/siteimages/bands/koreans.jpg

kubichek photo does not belong here

if i knew which one was which i could maybe agree but i can't spot any odd ones out

as i scrape further down the barrel i'm finding that the bottom-feeders usually have one guy who hasn't quite got the look down

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2791/4038074364_8713ff592a_z.jpg?zz=1

That last pic has somebody doing the look down.

xpost DAMN TIMING!

lol beautiful

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01691/faces-rex_1691111c.jpg

RONNIE!!!!!

(lane)

Ornamental scarf count so far: 7

xxp who's that woman who looks like Rod Stewart?

"Colossal, monolithic, gargantun are three adjectives that might begin to describe the swaggering sound of Scottish 5-piece Modern Faces"

"Wop Man Gargan Tun"

http://breakingtunes.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/616/1393/large/1393.jpg?1248824858

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01824/leighton-baines_1824842c.jpg

every band pictured here are better than the smiths tbh

the key to having the swagger of Oasis is looking like you huffed too much gas at some point in your life.

http://www.prettygreen.com/images/news/Last-Party-2.jpg

no way do The Last Shadow Puppets belong here.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2011/6/29/1309349875227/Viva-Brother-007.jpg

for a while im like why are yall posting a bunch of pics of the same band and then i was like smh uk white ppl

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/land/440/s/sergeant-band-09092.jpg

Our music is easy to listen to, nothing complicated, just great, positive tunes, obviously influenced by core bands like the Beatles, Oasis, and the Stone Roses. But for me personally, we are all about the songs.

"Yea definitely, the industry’s a bit too squeaky clean, and has been for quite a bit now. Hopefully we can give it a kick up the arse. Especially with The Stones Rose(sic), and Noel Gallaghers new albums sort of taking off quite big, hopefully it will be a big surge and not just one band – a movement bringing guitar bands back. Hopefully we can be involved in that." Tom from The Modern Faces.

Every month is white guitar band history month

such a horrifying thread title.

a mix between hitler and pol pot with the swagger of hugo chavez

Is there a sniper in that building in the second Kasabian photo I wonder

no way does some random indie band that looks exactly the same as all the others belong on this thread

http://www.weyfest.co.uk/images/Echo-&-the-BunnymenSMALL.jpg

anthemic

swagger

On April 9th the band released their double A-side ‘Pravda Scrolls”/ ‘Cynical Brother’ through their own Dirty Love label, songs which have achieved the descriptions ‘anthem’ and ‘epic’ respectively.

Yea I think they represent us the best as a band, you know a bit attitude, definite ballsiness and that’s exactly what we are about.

thats funny bc everyone of these dudes looks crippled by self-doubt, maybe its the safety of the mob that gives them swagger

spent a lot of time yesterday googling "indie attitude"

only cos there isn't one word for that 30-something white nob haircut

why are the Bunnymen still going ffs, hang it up

nah, backcombing is a different look to the 70s Rod Stewart floppy bangs

this reminds me of an email to the channel 4 teletext music pages circa 2001 in which someone complained about LADS pouring a plastic cup of piss on them at an oasis show, the way their audience comprised an awkward mixture of LADS and provincial ~indie~ dorks with extensive collections of SFA albums

so i look at these and try to imagine whether they would be pouring the piss or having pissed poured on them, except that i suspect the dialectic resolved itself somehow

I'd be happy if these pouring piss on themselves.

I'd be happy if these bands were pouring piss on themselves.

"Mancunian swagger"

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What bands/artists have influenced you?

Everything from The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan through to The Stone Roses, the Charlatans, Primal Scream, Ocean Colour Scene, Paul Weller, Oasis, Kasabian

http://www.banterbanter.net/music-news/2013/03/qa/

I think the Verve could successfully win a lawsuit against these guys for ripping off their sound. Knowing their luck, they'd lose...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExRI5AQ8xUE

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/jun/13/noel-liam-gallagher-oasis-elizabeth-peyton-painting-auction

belongs here too: illustrations feat.paul weller that make you think

lol just posted this same link but on a different thread

rich people, just throw a million fucking quid into a burning wheelbarrow rather than paying for that turgid daub. well I guess dull competence is the appropriate style for these lads, it's not "very beautiful" it's just a poor Andy Warhol pastiche.

Dying on Bluesky at the idea of some evil art collector being like "I must have this for my Gallaghers room! How has it eluded me until now?!"

https://acrossthepondtv.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/fbqmmgz.png

That is exactly what I was thinking.

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3605734580.2430/tst,small,845x845-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.u1.jpg

Must be worth in excess of £1.5 million surely.

I was randomly watching a contemporary art auction on Youtube recently and a painting by the same artist called "Jarvis and Liam Smoking" appeared and sold for $1.5 million.

https://i.imgur.com/udz13fd.png

Liam looks like someone I can't place (not Liam for sure). Terry Hall?

this britpop crapart is a much more effective grift than NFTs

Is there any way of finding out who bought these?

And bringing them to justice.

Just googled and there are absolutely loads of these

I hate using that "poundshop" thing when being a grumpy armchair critic, but the style seems kind of poundshop Raol Dufy. But obv having no flair and no colour sense and being a bang average illustrator is how you make million pound paintings in the UK.

I need to stop getting mad about these paintings, but it is genuinely fucking infuriating.

if these paintings were exhibited with a load of Royal Academy summer show dross, it wouldn't even stand out.

the only distinctive thing about them is that the images are 90's celeb ephemera, I mean ffs who fucking cares about this shite!

I do find it tragic the nostalgic fondness for some of these people, but I don't like the music so I guess it's a mystery to me in general.

It doesn’t even look like the Gallagher Brothers instead on the left George Harrison on the right Tracy Thorne of everything but the girl.

I went to a pub in Essex last week that had loads of this stuff on the walls: Oasis posters and pictures of the Brothers Gallagher, multi-colour pictures of Keith Flint, Elton John photos, the works. Luckily the food was pretty good!

moving beyond just swaggerbands, the new frontier is swaggerbars. the Stone Roses Bar in Leeds has been open for over a decade and is still going strong.

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Weird how Robbie Williams is their great satan, if I was thinking what's the opposite to Oasis or the Stone Roses, Robbie would not be it.

Perhaps a miserable man who wishes self-harm on iloxors is truly the most miserable and useless specimen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ5VwQAaLYE

'Rolla' bringing that third hour in the smelly rehearsal room on a Tuesday night vibe to the stage, c'mon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpPjnDoS5c0

Cafe Indie in Scunthorpe? Well, I suppose you've got to start somewhere. Although, on second thoughts, they might have worked their way up there.

It's a long way, to the top, if you want to mix the Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis.

OSHEE-YAAAAAAAN