a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

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RONNIE!!!!!

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Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)

Ornamental scarf count so far: 7

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)

xxp who's that woman who looks like Rod Stewart?

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 22 July 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)

"Colossal, monolithic, gargantun are three adjectives that might begin to describe the swaggering sound of Scottish 5-piece Modern Faces"

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)

"Wop Man Gargan Tun"

Mark G, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:56 (twelve years ago)

http://breakingtunes.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/616/1393/large/1393.jpg?1248824858

woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:18 (twelve years ago)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01824/leighton-baines_1824842c.jpg

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 22 July 2013 10:21 (twelve years ago)

every band pictured here are better than the smiths tbh

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

the key to having the swagger of Oasis is looking like you huffed too much gas at some point in your life.

Poliopolice, Monday, 22 July 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

http://www.prettygreen.com/images/news/Last-Party-2.jpg

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

no way do The Last Shadow Puppets belong here.

piscesx, Monday, 22 July 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

for a while im like why are yall posting a bunch of pics of the same band and then i was like smh uk white ppl

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/land/440/s/sergeant-band-09092.jpg

woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:05 (twelve years ago)

Our music is easy to listen to, nothing complicated, just great, positive tunes, obviously influenced by core bands like the Beatles, Oasis, and the Stone Roses. But for me personally, we are all about the songs.

woof, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

"Yea definitely, the industry’s a bit too squeaky clean, and has been for quite a bit now. Hopefully we can give it a kick up the arse. Especially with The Stones Rose(sic), and Noel Gallaghers new albums sort of taking off quite big, hopefully it will be a big surge and not just one band – a movement bringing guitar bands back. Hopefully we can be involved in that." Tom from The Modern Faces.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

Every month is white guitar band history month

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

such a horrifying thread title.

scott seward, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)

a mix between hitler and pol pot with the swagger of hugo chavez

neil degrasse (m bison), Monday, 22 July 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

Is there a sniper in that building in the second Kasabian photo I wonder

Master of Treacle, Monday, 22 July 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

no way does some random indie band that looks exactly the same as all the others belong on this thread

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:42 (twelve years ago)

http://www.weyfest.co.uk/images/Echo-&-the-BunnymenSMALL.jpg

if you lose your way tonight that's how you know the map's not right (NickB), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)

anthemic

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:11 (twelve years ago)

swagger

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:12 (twelve years ago)

On April 9th the band released their double A-side ‘Pravda Scrolls”/ ‘Cynical Brother’ through their own Dirty Love label, songs which have achieved the descriptions ‘anthem’ and ‘epic’ respectively.

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:13 (twelve years ago)

Yea I think they represent us the best as a band, you know a bit attitude, definite ballsiness and that’s exactly what we are about.

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:13 (twelve years ago)

thats funny bc everyone of these dudes looks crippled by self-doubt, maybe its the safety of the mob that gives them swagger

neil degrasse (m bison), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)

spent a lot of time yesterday googling "indie attitude"

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)

only cos there isn't one word for that 30-something white nob haircut

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)

why are the Bunnymen still going ffs, hang it up

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:21 (twelve years ago)

nah, backcombing is a different look to the 70s Rod Stewart floppy bangs

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:47 (twelve years ago)

this reminds me of an email to the channel 4 teletext music pages circa 2001 in which someone complained about LADS pouring a plastic cup of piss on them at an oasis show, the way their audience comprised an awkward mixture of LADS and provincial ~indie~ dorks with extensive collections of SFA albums

so i look at these and try to imagine whether they would be pouring the piss or having pissed poured on them, except that i suspect the dialectic resolved itself somehow

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

I'd be happy if these pouring piss on themselves.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

I'd be happy if these bands were pouring piss on themselves.

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

"Mancunian swagger"

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woof, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:31 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4TB2TdK.jpg

What bands/artists have influenced you?

Everything from The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan through to The Stone Roses, the Charlatans, Primal Scream, Ocean Colour Scene, Paul Weller, Oasis, Kasabian

http://www.banterbanter.net/music-news/2013/03/qa/

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:40 (twelve years ago)

I think the Verve could successfully win a lawsuit against these guys for ripping off their sound. Knowing their luck, they'd lose...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExRI5AQ8xUE

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

xp

Derek Smalls and Alan Davies didn't get the memo

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

Everything from The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan through to The Stone Roses, the Charlatans, Primal Scream, Ocean Colour Scene, Paul Weller, Oasis, Kasabian

That is literally EVERYTHING there eh?

if you lose your way tonight that's how you know the map's not right (NickB), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)

disappointed that www.banterbanter.net the mancunian music webzine seems mostly concerned with ROCK rather than just.....rock

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)

wish i'd found that quote when i was titling this thread

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)

bit ambitious trying to cram all those influences into one sound.

xpost

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)

do you think in their heads people say that believing they have this really diverse taste or do you think they know they're ploughing the most sterile field in the world?

what makes a man start polls? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)

i am certain it's the former.

Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)

"with influences as diverse as"
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Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)

With influences as diverse as Kings Of Leon, The White Stripes, Black Keys, Modest Mouse, Rage Against The Machine, Muse, Pixies, and Interpol among many others they've forged a sound all their own but still familiar. Let's get those feet moving!

Selena Gomez is very Neotenous for Caucasoids (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

I'd be happy if these bands were pouring piss on themselves.

What bands/artists have influenced you?

Everything from The Beatles, The Stones, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan through to The Stone Roses, the Charlatans, Primal Scream, Ocean Colour Scene, Paul Weller, Oasis, Kasabian

GG Allin, Butthole Surfers circa 1986

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:52 (twelve years ago)

Crass, Elephant's Memory, The Feelies, Wilco...

Mark G, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:54 (twelve years ago)

only cos there isn't one word for that 30-something white nob haircut

I always called it the Man's Chelsea

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)

close to platonic indie rock influence list, just missing a token Marvin Gaye/Curtis Mayfield/Public Enemy mention.

woof, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, I totally get that matey is (at best) adjacent to the premise of the thread, I suffered through some of his other vids and it was more in the Mod revivalist way (if that could even be called a revival), but I chose his Ska/Adidas trackies moment for inclusion.

Maresn3st, Saturday, 10 January 2026 11:24 (four weeks ago)

There's some (undeclared) nepo baby duo getting puff pieces for their exciting mod revival shit at the moment on the socials so I'm afraid this is definitely happening (again)

Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 January 2026 11:34 (four weeks ago)

I think the nepo baby siblings duo "The Molotovs" are the kids of Tory MP for Suffolk, James Cartlidge. Jesus fucking wept and apologies to the legendary Soviet diplomat.

calzino, Saturday, 10 January 2026 12:01 (four weeks ago)

In an ideal world I would like to separate out the "you are shit and your music is shit" thing from the "also you are indulged by a soi-disant industry that just makes 'jobs' for the spawn of rich clowns" but, well, fuck it

At least most of the lads on here are authentic petit-bourg wastemen

Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 January 2026 12:04 (four weeks ago)

it's getting harder out there for petit-bourg wastemen, or even talented ones because all arts and entertainment is going to be nepo-ed out. They never realised how how good they had it in the 80's when you could sign on, doss about for months, tell DWP staff to go fuck themselves if they pointed you towards the workhouse.

calzino, Saturday, 10 January 2026 12:18 (four weeks ago)

Ironically that's a lyric on the nex5 Sleaford Moderates record

Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 January 2026 12:19 (four weeks ago)

https://photos.bandsintown.com/thumb/22893677.jpeg

they're calling it grit-rock now lads

Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:16 (four weeks ago)

Misread that as git-rock. Can you blame me?

Wilfried Nuance (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:17 (four weeks ago)

shit-rock? sheet rock?

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:20 (four weeks ago)

grift-rock, although probably not in this case

I walked with a nimby (Matt #2), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:27 (four weeks ago)

also a tip of the bucket hat to this lot for their name...

https://www.alivenetwork.com/bandpage.asp?bandname=Chelsea%20Swagger

Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:33 (four weeks ago)

Bit icy out, time to get some average music onto those roads

LocalGarda, Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:47 (four weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDhEbXuLUxw

well i lasted 23 seconds

Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:48 (four weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGSucLVuVkA

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:49 (four weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzzFBwbvX2E

Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Saturday, 10 January 2026 14:53 (four weeks ago)

I think the nepo baby siblings duo "The Molotovs" are the kids of Tory MP for Suffolk, James Cartlidge. Jesus fucking wept and apologies to the legendary Soviet diplomat.

oh dang i saw these guys open for Iggy a few months ago. they were bad

ICE = Tonton Macoute (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 10 January 2026 15:41 (four weeks ago)

(xp) The drummer should be in a better band.

Wilfried Nuance (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 January 2026 15:54 (four weeks ago)


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