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Album Covers featuring Yawnsomely Literal Cover Art in regards to said album's title.

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"Believe it or not, the name of this album is "The Earth, a Small Man, His Dog and a Chicken"
-- BrianB"

But the cover has a cock, not a chicken.
Ahhhhhh...

― Stupid (Stupid), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm... I was thining of 'hen'...

*slaps forehead*

― Stupid (Stupid), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mindcrime.biz/holy.jpg

― udu wudu (udu wudu), Friday, 30 January 2004 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the title of the above?

― no opinion, Friday, 30 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be Holy Diver.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://tonica.no.sapo.pt/sparks.gif

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 January 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.punkbands.com/lyrics/bands/doa/albums/letswrec.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my god....I haven't seen that cover in about fifteen years. Getting misty!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think I ever made it through the whole thing.

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The title track and "General Strike" are okay, if I remember correctly.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd900/d925/d92594b7sn5.jpg

The Colour and the Shape

I see the Colour, I see the Shape, but nothing else.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

[img]http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd300/d326/d326019tc21.jpg[/img]

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Umm, shit, how do I post pictures on this board?

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Saturday, 31 January 2004 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to use the greater-than/less-than brackets. Like this:
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd300/d326/d326019tc21.jpg

The end result would look like:


img src=

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

In other words, use the "view source" function because I'm too lucid to figure out anything tonight.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/R/rush_movingf.jpg

And there's the other picture where they're making a moving picture about these people moving pictures. It's so...meta.

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

...and here it is!

http://www.mothermetal.com/Images/movingpictures1.jpg

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c491/c49189f7v56.jpg

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh. Then there's f'ing Roll The Bones

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002IRM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realized what building that cover was shot in front of in Toronto.

― may pang (maypang), Saturday, 31 January 2004 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000ADKY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

and the winner is...
http://www.soundchaser.com.br/reviews/M/Mike%20Oldfield%20%20-%20Tubular%20Bells.gif

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Sunday, 1 February 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.imagewiz.net/images/sataylor/2262.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 1 February 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

My teacher has that one.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 1 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Quibble with the Frampton. The yawnsomely literal title for this picture would be something like "Frampton Stares" or "Mouth Agape, With Guitar." It doesn't show him "coming alive," not literally.

― no opinion, Sunday, 1 February 2004 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

heh

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000024JV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


Well, maybe if the album was called Crouching manfully next to a Panther maybe.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

There's probably 100 better examples of this one, but this was all I could find

yeah, on same theme I picked up a second hand copy of Big Jim Sullivan's LP "Big Jim's Back" yesterday. Guess what the cover pic is of?

― zebedee (zebedee), Sunday, 1 February 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Repurposed from the metal sales figures thread:

http://www.mothermetal.com/images/firehouse.jpg

Props to these guys for pulling this off on a self-titled album!

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Sunday, 1 February 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I am tempted to start an "album covers featuring animals wearing dookie rope gold chains" thread

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002II0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Wall? check. Fly? check.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000008COG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002JSZ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IPZ0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Frampton looks like he's cumming to me!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

not that I don't love this album, though it would have been more apropos (and more hilarious!) if it had been named Super Gaye.
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd800/d835/d83514d3a2j.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf700/f781/f78173l2x0r.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf400/f492/f49240eq0c9.jpg

― Nick H (Nick H), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005NZH9.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Quibble with Billy Joel's "Glass Houses" - he is patently OUTSIDE the house. Has there ever been a proverbial - as opposed to legal - prohibition specifying that "people shouldn't throw stones AT glass houses"? I think not.

― Neil Willett (Neil Willett), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.stonerrock.com/store/images/covers/ath-606.jpg

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://spinaltapfan.com/images/brainh1.jpg

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ihhtp://spinaltapfan.com/images/sharksandw2.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Herbie Mann: Stone Flute. Great album. Everyone sounds stoned.

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)


― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://spinaltapfan.com/images/brainh.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, fuck it.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 1 February 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The working title was "Full of Piss and Vinnegar", but the label rejected the cover photo for that one.
(in all seriousness, this album has a track called "Damn! Somebody Stole My Pants")

― enochroot, Monday, 20 July 2026 21:02 (three months ago)

amazing! listening now and it's fairly mellow jazz fusion, very nice but perhaps not warranting that title

― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 08:07 (three months ago)

two months pass...

Actually this one kinda rocks:

https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b273e5c069d0659c145a5b439823

Nancy Walker, I Hate Men (1959)

― cryptosicko, Tuesday, 6 October 2026 01:29 (two weeks ago)

Wow. Feels weird that I've never seen it before, you'd think it would be iconic and heavily merchandised.

― Bouncing blocks to buffet you! (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 6 October 2026 11:55 (two weeks ago)


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