Shit mid 2000s sexy-sexy whiteboy and/or non-white and/or non-boy sex rhyming with sex and awful music poll

spank rocky horror

cool disco electrospank rocky horror

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I wish guys like Cool Kids and Knux didn't get lumped into this shit just because blogs are hip to them.

they're not getting lumped in! they'll have their own seperate poll as soon as we figure out who else to lump them in with! Whiney I know you got the goods, help me figure out the list.

you can even decide what modifier to put in the subject line instead of "shit/awful"

would the pack fit in w/them?

i think they belong in the "rappers whose grills make them lisp like they're wearing braces" poll with Yung Berg

Alex in Polltimore

i'm on a rolltimore

Da Hawnay Troof

Gravy Train!

nasty sex rhymes used to be one of my favorite kinds of rap, but shit's kinda been ruined by hipsters dressed like neon toddlers.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ this

i remember thinking i was the mack for fucking with luke and too short back when the average white head was some pipecock herb who took illmatic too seriously but now im like digging out the okayplayer shit just to get away from these dudes

i dont actually okayplayer so maybe theyre all about spankrock now but yall know what i mean

i guess kid sister is technically hipster rap but shes like goofy materialist kanye west style not peaches style talentless sex jams that dont bang

current okayplayer headline...all is right w/the world:

Okayplayer News 04.02.08
02 Apr 2008
Rhymefest Defender, Black Lily Film Fest II, Badu @ WMC, Wyclef X Lupe, US Dizzee w/ EL-P, Atmosphere Guarantees.

i'd have voted for that benny blanco dude but i'll go for amanda blank

i haven't heard a note by anyone in this poll tho

all these "artists" are "funny" right?

"oxy cottontail" is the dumbest name ever.

yeah def sounds like a rejected ilx posting name circa 2005

"The Jumpoff" by Plastic Little is quite funny the first time you hear it.

wait we can reject posting names??

J0rdan wasn't actually here in '05, that's just how he imagines things worked back then.

Most of these guys are pretty bad, but for awhile they were bringing something new to the game, you know? I mean, now it's all a bunch of kids doing what the first guy already did, but when those first Spank Rock joints came out the club was feeling them.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

RIP xp

RIP ILX System

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Kid Sister is horrific, but then i was never really clear on whether we were voting for the best or worst, so i'm not sure if i'm mad she won. i voted for Pase Rock just because i think it's hilarious that Spank Rock would have a copycat buddy with almost the same name, and that disgusting video w/ lindsay lohan's talking vagina was kind of funny.

I love many of these acts.

al shipley why is kid sister "horrific"?

i feel like vahid when he realized justice were "real dance" but seriously in no way is her shit so offensive that it calls for that

especially from a dude who rides for cex & grand buffet

i know youre gonna get all ;_; why u cheapshot about that but for real

i dunno shit is just way obnoxious to me, the fact that it's a little slicker and gets played on MTV irritates me more than the stuff that's only on my radar because I look at blogs too much or because some herbs think Spank Rock is Baltimore club.

and really i just hate her voice.

i think its fun but diffr'nt strokes :D

I don't think Spank Rock is "real" Baltimore club but "Bump" is a great track. Amanda Blank is great in many ways - her rapping "live" is much better than the more subdued recordings and I *really* like her new "sung" tracks - really beautiful actually. "Pro Nails" is a GREAT track, not sure how just the music itself can be "horrific". Maybe there's something annoying in her cred or whatever (and that kind of thing sometimes affects me), but I don't understand it.

Yelle, who is also GREAT, should probably be in this discussion too.