"We want to fuck you, Easy!"I want to fuck you too
― Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link
There's a fire on the moon, and I can't get thereGod damn these wings, they take me nowhere
― Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link
If you want to find out what's behind these cold eyes,You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise
― flappy bird, Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:44 (seven years ago) link
I met her at the Burger King We fell in love by the soda machine
― o. nate, Sunday, June 4, 2017 7:38 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Just opened the thread for the first time to post this very couplet. Well done.
― Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:55 (seven years ago) link
In high school I was a punching bagWhen I got out I was a punching fag
― fionnland, Monday, 12 June 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link
Holding up the trousers with extension cords
― calstars, Monday, 12 June 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link
Net curtains blow slightly in the breeze.Lemonade light filtering through the trees.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 12 June 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link
I'm gonna hold your face and toast the snow that fellBecause friends don't waste wine when there's words to sell
― flappy bird, Friday, 16 June 2017 05:17 (seven years ago) link
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitchYou'd better think about it baby
― Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:43 (seven years ago) link
Not even the best misfits couplet but i woke up thinking about it
― Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:44 (seven years ago) link
Also it doesnt rhyme
― Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:46 (seven years ago) link
Well now I'm gonna be twenty twoI say my my and a boo hoo
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:56 (seven years ago) link
There must be a dozen of them in "Every Picture Tells a Story." I'll go with "She took me up on deck and bit my neck/Oh, people I was glad I found her."
― clemenza, Sunday, 30 July 2017 12:31 (seven years ago) link
Let down and hanging aroundCrushed like a bug in the ground
― flappy bird, Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:42 (seven years ago) link
Live is short so love the one you gotCause you might get run over or you might get shot
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:36 (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Possibly otm
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:46 (seven years ago) link
So Jesus went to Heaven and he went there awful quickAll them people killed him and he wasn't even sick
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:49 (seven years ago) link
My love for you is like a truck, berserkerWould you like some making fuck, berserker
― Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Monday, 31 July 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link
Hahahahaha Fuck yeah
― flappy bird, Monday, 31 July 2017 14:55 (seven years ago) link
this week dragged past me so slowlythe days fell on their knees
― flappy bird, Sunday, 26 November 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
If we sleep togetherWill you like me better?
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 26 November 2017 00:15 (six years ago) link
I’m a human fly and I don’t know whyI got 96 tears in 96 eyes
― don't make me wait (with Shaggy) (voodoo chili), Saturday, 21 April 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link
lip balm on watery clayrelationships hey hey hey
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link
^^ I never knew (or bothered to look up) what that first line was!
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
Just one look and I can hear a bell ringOne more look and I forget everything
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link
You were pumping iron as I was pumping irony
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 April 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
It's me and you now and you're not on my sideA night for planets, planes and souls to collide
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link
Sometimes a heart can break and make its own reliefThe way a cold dark night invites the fire thief
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link
Alright, I'll be the one to rep for:
When I am king you will be first against the wallWith your opinion which is of no consequence at all
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link
you were just like me, you were one big bruisein the game of life we were playing to lose
― the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link
So I'm drinking Irn Bruand I'm thinking of you
― Clam up, seal dick (fionnland), Sunday, 18 November 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link
and i've been making promises i know i'll never keepone of these day i'm gonna leave you in your sleep
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 November 2018 18:05 (five years ago) link
hey, waitI've got a new complaint
― bernard snowy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link
the street's wetyou can tell by the sound of the cars
― linee, Friday, 23 November 2018 07:39 (five years ago) link
Second verse / same as the first
.... I think this is it
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Friday, 23 November 2018 07:43 (five years ago) link
Sittin' and starin' out of the hotel window, got a tip that they're gonna kick the door in againI'd like to get some sleep before I travel, but if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link
Don't you know about the new fashion, honey?All you need are looks and a whole lot of money.
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link
Living in a post-apocalyptic world morbid and horrid -- the secrets of the past they hoarded -- now we just boarded on a futuristic spacecraftNo mistakes, black -- it's our music we must take back
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 2 December 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link
So wait right here and I will hurryI'll be back in the time it takes to break a heart
― fajita seas, Monday, 3 December 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link
Touch my body, and move in timeNow I now you're mine
― underqualified backing vocalist (morrisp), Monday, 3 December 2018 01:35 (five years ago) link
I've gotta find a way to loosen up, I'm wound tighter than a magnet's coilThe longer I try to keep my mouth shut, the sooner little brain is gonna boil
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 3 December 2018 01:42 (five years ago) link
When she speaks the flag unfurls and the heavens split in halfWhen she launches her attack in her opening paragraph
― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
You say you mean well, you don't know what you meanFucking oughta stay the hell away from things you know nothing about
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link
Come back home to the refineryHiring man said "Son, if it was up to me."
or
The wintertime is coming, the windows are filled with frostI went to tell everybody but I could not get across
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
Now wipe that look from your facethe world is that which is the case
― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link
A sparkled shiny diner is a home for wayward minor
― calstars, Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:05 (five years ago) link
― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, August 15, 2019 10:45 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
"chump change" is such a good lyric
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link
Fat man sitting on a little stoolTakes the money from my hand, while his eyes take a walk all over you
― Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link
It looks a lot like engine oil, and tastes like being poor and smallAnd Popsicles in summer.
How will you know when you've found me at last?Cause I'll be the one be the one be the one, with my heart in my lap.
God, Neko.
― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:42 (five years ago) link
You were so strangeYou didn't have the decency to change the sheets
― FODMAP of the reef (morrisp), Monday, 25 November 2019 06:45 (four years ago) link