christ that's awful, the music industry really is full of absolute bandits.
i love how he put out 'Greatest Hits I And II' as one CD/album, not bothering with the traditional 1 and 2 volumes separated by say half a decade like most folk.
― piscesx, Monday, 17 July 2017 10:59 (eight years ago)
http://www.thatericalper.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Attila-008.jpg
We're going to pretend this never happened?
― calstars, Monday, 17 July 2017 11:16 (eight years ago)
re: Manilow and jingles, I had no idea he actually did some of that! "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" - wow. Another difference, as Attila reminds us, is that for all his wistful balladeering, Billy wants to ROCK, and to be thought of as a rocker. This too connects him with Lennon and McCartney much more than Manilow or most of the other archetypal singer-songwriters.I had floated the idea of including Attila and the Hassles in this thread but ppl pointed out that they were distinct "things," and anyway we were looking at a lot of tracks on this thread. But I think ppl should check 'em out - we could do a short pause after CSH and just say "today is Attila Day," rather than going track by track... idk!
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 July 2017 11:32 (eight years ago)
I mean I guess people can also just talk about it whenever, also! Just thinking in the spirit of dedicated group experience or w/e.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 July 2017 12:01 (eight years ago)
The ratio of "discussion of Attila as music" to "lol, that cover" is historically quite lopsided. Not that I want to be the person to correct the imbalance - just sayin.
"She's Got a Way" is gr8 btw
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 July 2017 12:48 (eight years ago)
Woah, hadn't realized we had started this!
So, "She's Got a Way." The version I know is the Greatest Hits one, which is the Songs From the Attic one, and this is my first time hearing the CSH version. I've always found it decent but unexceptional, not to mention tonally jarring within the chronological ordering of GH, sandwiched between the more, uh, muscular 80s material.
Listening to the original for the first time, I can see why he went with a later version. The mixing on CSH really is disgusting and I imagine that it will make the next 9 days of this thread something of a slog.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)
There is a piece from Entertainment Weekly from around the time of River of Dreams where Billy offered brief commentary on all of his albums. I tried to dig it up, but I couldn't find it. Also, EW's website is the worst.
Basically, as I recall, Billy dismisses the record due to the mastering error, claiming that he can't ever listen to it. Having my first taste of it just now, I can see why.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)
Tuneful prettiness. Not bad.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:59 (eight years ago)
affectations and fumbles and evident desire to be Paul McCartney and all
Listening to the Chipmunk version you linked above (only being familiar with the GH version before) and given the year, it strikes me that this is definitely his attempt at re-writing "Maybe I'm Amazed."
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)
CSH is canon, but I can't help but always thinking of Piano Man as his first record.
Similar to Bowie.
― pplains, Monday, 17 July 2017 14:18 (eight years ago)
(Just thought I'd beat the rest of you to writing out that last sentence.)
(see also: warren zevon)
― fact checking cuz, Monday, 17 July 2017 14:25 (eight years ago)
ATTENTION! NATALIE MAINES IS NOT A LESBIAN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPxllU2WUak
― pplains, Monday, 17 July 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)
I know singers have been tweaking lyrics to suit their gender/orientation for decades, but shifting it from first-person to third-person changes the context too much.
― pplains, Monday, 17 July 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)
centuries
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 July 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)
The song's vagueness--he likes this woman, but can't quite isolate her particular qualities--nicely mirrors my own ambiguous feelings towards it.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Monday, 17 July 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)
It's a vague sentiment, sure, but it's light-years better than "Always a Woman," in which the message is "she's a heinous bitch but I like her anyway."
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 July 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)
i like this, nice little song
love the cover, i love how period it looks, like it could be some long forgotten "lost classic" reissued by Light in the Attic
though I'm pretty impressed, for a first song on a first album this feels very much like a "Billy Joel" song, like he's got his aesthetic and identity right out of the gate, like Black Sabbath or something
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 July 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)
new goal of this listening thread: to pinpoint the moment he loses his hopeful high voice
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 July 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)
The vagueness also makes it one of VERY FEW love songs that a father could plausibly dedicate to a daughter and have it come off in a not-totally-creepy way.
This may venture into uber-maudlin TMI territory, but: the line "she's got a smile that heals me" does in fact make me think of my daughter. I know it's corny as hell but there it is.
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 July 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)
no that's otm
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 July 2017 16:51 (eight years ago)
and lovely <3
for a first song on a first album this feels very much like a "Billy Joel" song, like he's got his aesthetic and identity right out of the gate, like Black Sabbath or something
haha. but i'm not sure he truly finds his "billy joel" voice until track 3 on this album.
his hopeful high voice
sounds like he's channelling paul mccartney via emitt rhodes, who at this particular point in time was making better billy joel records than billy joel was.
― fact checking cuz, Monday, 17 July 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)
true!
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 July 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)
I don't know if its the pitch issue, but his voice sounds more shaky than I expected. Starting from "Piano Man" on, his voice has a confidence that he never loses - I just figured he always had it. Interesting to hear, actually
― Vinnie, Monday, 17 July 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)
i think he's trying to go for lilting & comes off as slightly petrified haha
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 July 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)
yeah track three is KEY to joel's entire steez going forward, looking forward to that.agreed about trying to sound lilting. ATTILA reminds us that he did already know how to sing in a more forceful and confident manner, so this here is as much a "poetic" affectation as his bellows over there are an attempt to find his "hard rock" voice."maybe i'm amazed" is a very apt comparison - and it, too, wasn't a hit until a live album years later! I picture joel watching it rise on the charts in 1976, clenching his fists, blood boiling at the CSH screwups all over again, and swearing that if HE ever gets big enough to merit a live album, he knows just what the single will be and won't THAT show 'em all? "your song" also probably had to be on somebody's mind, the label's if not the artist's.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 July 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)
like he's got his aesthetic and identity right out of the gate, like Black Sabbath or something running down the road, trying to loosen its load....
― pplains, Monday, 17 July 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)
i'm guessing this song's about the other member of attila's wife (later to be his own).
i'd always understood that the "mastering error" is because they wanted to cram too many minutes of music onto the album.
― Thus Sang Freud, Monday, 17 July 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)
so many wives...
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 July 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)
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you know...for some reason it never occurred to me till this very second that the protagonist of "Take it Easy" was shitting his pants
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 July 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)
i'd lump the eagles in with billy as a band who didn't achieve their full aesthetic and identity until track three of their debut album. chug all night y'all.
― fact checking cuz, Monday, 17 July 2017 20:03 (eight years ago)
i'd always understood that the "mastering error" is because they wanted to cram too many minutes of music onto the album
I hadn't heard that specifically about CSH. But I have heard that "Silver Springs" was kept off Rumours partly because the resulting length would have mean that they could just BARELY fit it in only by narrowing the grooves and unacceptably compromising the bass response.
Tangent: Interesting to think about the degree to which actual physical limitations were relevant - all of this in living memory. Les Paul was faking multitracking by ping-ponging, then the Beatles were on four tracks, then eight, then DSotM, then Steely Dan's automated mixes, then ProTools... all of this has happened within the lifespan of specific known humans. The time from the Wright brother's first flight to walking on muthaflippin moon? Many of us have grandparents who lived through both.
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 July 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)
agreed about trying to sound lilting. ATTILA reminds us that he did already know how to sing in a more forceful and confident manner, so this here is as much a "poetic" affectation as his bellows over there are an attempt to find his "hard rock" voice.
Ah gotcha. I ain't heard CSH yet, so I sure as hell ain't heard Attila yet
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)
so....does someone want me to post the next song? We can't break the streak.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)
I thought "She's Got a Way" was today's song?
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)
yeah i figured that too
let's not pre-empt the Doctor yet
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)
...not a huge fan, but i recently was gifted MFSL flacs from his "classic" years. so i might become a convert during the span of this thread.
― bodacious ignoramus, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:46 (eight years ago)
the TV show Preacher used Uptown Girl to somewhat amusing effect in a recent episode
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:54 (eight years ago)
Don't know/haven't seen, but The Simpsons owns classic use of that song.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:08 (eight years ago)
Hey yeah, sorry, was waiting til tonight... I'm stoked that people are gnawing at the bit for this thread!
Our next track underwent some of the biggest alterations in the 1983 remix of Cold Spring Harbor, losing a full three minutes of running time - which, since we're dealing with track two here, seriously affects the pacing of the album. I'm sticking with a 'homemade' pitch-corrected version (credit to YouTuber TheZestanor). Bask in the sudden expansion of the arrangement: drums, searing guitar work, and some sweet sweet backing vocals. It's You Can Make Me Free:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkNdRLwRLGE
The truncated and otherwise altered 1983 remix can be heard here, as well as on Spotify, etc. The Chipmunk version does not appear to be online anywhere handy, but I think we'll all live without it.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:10 (eight years ago)
I'm mostly familiar with BJ from The Stranger on, so listening to all these older albums is kind of a neat thing to finally get around to. I've already jumped ahead, of course, but I'm primed.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:12 (eight years ago)
I'm digging this whole experiment - I own a lot of Joel records and know most of them backwards and forwards, but I also have huge gaps in that listening, and my copy of CSH for example is a Chipmunk edition so I've actually never taken the time to track down corrected versions and pay real attention to (some of) these songs.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:19 (eight years ago)
wow mccartney much, bill? lol
also it kinda sounds like a guy walking through a sound stage while random people are playing instruments loudly to themselves
you can barely hear him over the piano at first & then when the guitar kicks in it's ok wtf is happening
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)
like i think the guitarist may be playing to a different song than Joel & the drummer
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)
hey man, they made him free
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:31 (eight years ago)
free to do what we wanna do
free to get loaded & to party
and not to keep time or play together really at all
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:33 (eight years ago)
i still kinda like it though
I dig it, but I'm such a Ram stan that I love the idea of someone getting that record day one, devouring it, and entering the studio two months later all keyed up to attempt one's own "Back Seat of My Car." Of course there are earlier McCartney precedents - "Another Day" had been out for a few months longer, and I sorta wish that amid his vocal outbursts at the end he tossed in "JUDE JUDY JUDY JUDY JUDY JUDY JU-DY WAIIIOW!" The backing vocals in particular are a lot closer to Linda's sandy overdubs than anything on Abbey Road, to my ears anyway. This is a really bizarre choice for the second track on a singer-songwriter album but maybe Billy or somebody wanted to make sure you got that he was a rocker, that this wasn't just going to be an album of "Your Song" type ballads.
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:39 (eight years ago)
yeah i think the devout mccarrtneyisms itt to me are what i like about it, as a mccartney fan myself
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:44 (eight years ago)
Never realized until this morning in a Panera that "Keeping The Faith" is basically cod reggae.
― the way out of (Eazy), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 18:27 (one month ago)
that is the best place for such a realization lol
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 18:53 (one month ago)
HUWUNNTWOOOOHWUN TWOO THREEE FAWW
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl),
― hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 18:56 (one month ago)
xpost-hahaWas playing in the background! Also thought how this might be the most untroubled BJ song.
― the way out of (Eazy), Tuesday, 10 June 2025 18:57 (one month ago)
wow, looking forward to this. What's the story re Elton?
― piscesx, Tuesday, 10 June 2025 19:38 (one month ago)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK2J6v5Au5v/?igsh=YnNqbTZwMGFkbWt6
― psychopompatus (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 July 2025 02:13 (one month ago)
idgi
― calstars, Thursday, 3 July 2025 02:24 (one month ago)
wtf of course you get it this is not a hard thing to get stfu
― fact checking cuz, Thursday, 3 July 2025 13:25 (one month ago)
We did have extensive discussion of egocentrism and condescension inherent in the lyrics of Bill the Piano Man. Therefore I thought the imagined "view from the perspective of 'the Waitress'" was thread-relevant.
I don't think that video is necessarily on point or well-imagined in every particular, but it is... a joke.
Mainly, I share the vlogger's dim view of the lyric "it's me they've been comin' to see." Bullshit. Alcoholics don't go to bars for the fucking piano playing, you self-aggrandizing schmuck. It's the booze.
John at the bar is funny and helpful, but here's the thing: he's also serving drinks, which is the actual reason people are feelin' all right.
― psychopompatus (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 July 2025 13:38 (one month ago)
Cute video. For those unready to open the entire thread, our own coverage of these issues starts at this permalink: IT'S BETTER THAN DRINKIN' ALONE: The Official ILM Track-by-Track BILLY JOEL Listening Thread
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 July 2025 16:35 (one month ago)
Now igi. I didn’t have the names of the characters that horrid song memorized, sorry
― calstars, Thursday, 3 July 2025 16:57 (one month ago)
lol if you're gonna permatroll a fan thread you can probably try harder than "what is the joke in the video where she jokes about the lyrics in this song... does it have something to do with the lyrics ??... which by the way SUCK hahahaha!!"
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 July 2025 18:13 (one month ago)
Makes me want to have a soda and scotch
― psychopompatus (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 July 2025 19:32 (one month ago)
Billy Joel hive: you all gotta watch the new HBO doc! (pt 1 aired yesterday)
It is really personal & well crafted, not like a shitty wikipedia doc … impressive level of detail imo
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 July 2025 19:54 (two weeks ago)
Hassles content! Attila content!!
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 July 2025 19:55 (two weeks ago)
Huey Joel
― calstars, Saturday, 19 July 2025 19:58 (two weeks ago)
Also getting his first wife Elizabeth to do such extensive interviews really puts it over the top right away. She’s so important for the emotional story.(also goddamn still a knockout wow)
anyway i’ll shut up
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 July 2025 20:11 (two weeks ago)
Also getting his first wife Elizabeth to do such extensive interviews really puts it over the top right away. She’s so important for the emotional story.
yes! it's almost as much her story as it is his story (part one, anyway).
― fact checking cuz, Saturday, 19 July 2025 22:06 (two weeks ago)
right!? really insightful filmmaking. also I dug the way they waited to tell about his childhood & his mom & dad, the framing of that was good too.
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 July 2025 22:18 (two weeks ago)
yeah that was really well done!
― fact checking cuz, Saturday, 19 July 2025 22:25 (two weeks ago)
Love the subtle Mr. Cacciatore call outs
― calstars, Saturday, 19 July 2025 22:25 (two weeks ago)
Part 1 was fantastic stuff, felt like everyone was interested in telling it right rather than their own agendas, which is pretty rare. When it ended I realised that was pretty much the point I stopped being a fan (at the tender age of 13) and I can’t imagine part 2 will have much to offer me. But what a superb job by the directors and editors.
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 20 July 2025 12:58 (two weeks ago)
yeah, I didn't know anything about Billy's personal life other than the fact he was married to Christie Brinkley (who hasn't even been invoked yet) so when the film first mentions Elizabeth as the wife of his buddy from Atilla and shows her talking on camera for the first time I was like wow, she looks incredible, of course subsequently learning that she became rich along with Billy (often largely due to her managerial wisdom) made it much more explicable.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 21 July 2025 15:13 (two weeks ago)
i really enjoyed her insights into some of the songs, (especially Stiletto!)
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 July 2025 16:34 (two weeks ago)
I am looking forward to watching this but does it have any sequences of people in front of a mixing console, isolating tracks and remarking on their grooviness?
That is a key feature of rock documentaries and I cannot get enough of it
― je ne sequoia (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 July 2025 16:41 (two weeks ago)
no it does not
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 July 2025 17:07 (two weeks ago)
Weirdly, as soon as I turned 50 I started to respect his songcraft a bit more. Not enough to play him on purpose though, lol.
I saw Weird Al at Madison Square Garden last weekend, his first time there. He joked that he only had 149 more to go to beat Billy's record.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 July 2025 17:21 (two weeks ago)
Way more interesting than I expected going in. Agree with the point above, part 1 is really the Billy and Elizabeth show. She’s a star, no way Billy’s career does as well without her driving the train.
― that's not my post, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 00:08 (two weeks ago)
Also gotta give a shout out to Liberty DeVitto’s “Brooklyn Vinnies” cap. Primo
― that's not my post, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 00:14 (two weeks ago)
Garth Durst
― pplains, Saturday, 26 July 2025 03:25 (one week ago)
Really need a gif of Billy licking his harmonica.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 13:13 (one week ago)
I really don't.
― hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 13:15 (one week ago)
The "Uptown Girl" headlight polishing gif is the only gif I need.
― je ne sequoia (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 13:18 (one week ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Wawj5V5.gif
― je ne sequoia (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 13:21 (one week ago)