a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

https://i.imgur.com/ZTade0l.png

It's the intellectual swagger of this fellow's brain that really takes the breath away, rather than his dazzling attire.

Is there a better place to put this? I could honestly stare at it for hours.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DauuD17X4AAMN9W.jpg

local councillors thread iirc

guy on the right looks like he's wandered in off a david lynch set

I'm into it except for Wire's shades and the countryside backdrop.

i’m into it except for the manics and the countryside backdrop

Nick, do you not know who he is? If not please tell us what kind of music you imagine these guys play, I cannot imagine what I would make of it.

Don't think they look much like local councillors, someone on twitter said "gritty new rural detective series"

There is a thread for bands in their later years doing serious photoshoots but I can't remember what it's called.

Wasn't sure about Nicky's jacket button but then I noticed the little shoulder leaves and forgave him

lol they are so hilarious and utterly humourless at the same time, is that a paradox?

Nick, do you not know who he is? If not please tell us what kind of music you imagine these guys play, I cannot imagine what I would make of

Oh I know who they are alright! Except they’re looking more like the manic street teachers these days. Except nicky wire who is just looks inexplicable really

This is also odd:

http://rollingstone.uol.com.br/media/images/large/2018/04/05/img-1048315-arctic-monkeys.jpg

also belongs on the srs older artist thread

Who is that? Hanson?

Arctic Monkeys (trying to look like Tindersticks)

Alex Turner at the front? Wouldn't have figured that out.

The solution to "we're musicians but we're also adults now" is always jackets

It's taken me a few days but this is what that Arctic Monkeys photo reminds me of. pic.twitter.com/CLoTrtPvrw

— Andy Miller (@i_am_mill_i_am) April 10, 2018

james dean bradfield looks like a child dressed as an adult, wrinkles pencilled on and talc in his hair

http://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/55/2012/04/1970DublinersPA100412.jpg

a mix between the Irish showband scene and Gaelic folk music with the stagger of Ronnie Drew. Sorry for thread abuse, but those suits the insipid venture scouts + Alarm tribute band are wearing make me hanker for the old pisshead tramp style suits that were much more de rigeur in the 20th century.

Iceage:
https://video-images.vice.com/articles/5af45ebc79d1c5000ad2fef9/lede/1525968883800-Iceage_Beyondless_Press2.jpeg?crop=1xw%3A0.8425xh%3B0xw%2C0.1575xh&resize=2000%3A*

https://video-images.vice.com/articles/5af45ebc79d1c5000ad2fef9/lede/1525968883800-Iceage_Beyondless_Press2.jpeg?crop=1xw%3A0.8425xh%3B0xw%2C0.1575xh&resize=2000%3A*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhk9K_mviE

this band must have come up in this thread, this stuff is abominable and quite possibly the worst shit i have ever heard

Sounds like one of the token rock songs in Eurovision.

That song/those people are awfully corny for sure but that is probably the best thing on this thread. It would be one of the better Eurovision rock songs in fact.

i would like to politely demur but well done to them for pretending to drink Jack Daniels

More like Queen and GnR with the swagger of the Black Crowes. Not actaully good, but I would agree a lot better than most of this bilge. A modicum of effort and imagination.

http://www.clashmusic.com/sites/default/files/field/image/Dantevilles_Jan18_EllenOffredy_LR.jpg

That's better.

Should do a poll for "least intimidating"

Dunno, that guy at the back in green with the blue hat looks like a gurning psychopath who kills people on the way hom from a rave

homE

https://www.oye-records.com/media/__sized__/releases/surgeon-luminosity-device-crop-c0-5__0-5-600x600-70.jpg

https://image.ibb.co/d5dExJ/mint.jpg

is that two pretty green tshirts ffs

https://image.ibb.co/kZhGcJ/vida.jpg

https://preview.ibb.co/gQ0VNJ/thescruff.jpg

https://image.ibb.co/dVquGd/sugarspun.jpg

That first one you posted looks more like "the swagger of Dodgy".

bless the sunburn gang

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13256467_767800066655470_9179079484036284219_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=8a15585005c02bca26252e61b017696a&oe=5BDEC19C

my pub-rocking rock'n'roll cuz Dom with Jeremy Vine.

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

― Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, July 5, 2018 11:25 AM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gogol Bordello cosplay

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scottish-band-dropped-festivals-after-13027759

atol

yeesh

cunts

From Ayrshire, of course.

well, yeah