a mix between The Stone Roses and Primal Scream with the swagger of Oasis

lol they are so hilarious and utterly humourless at the same time, is that a paradox?

Nick, do you not know who he is? If not please tell us what kind of music you imagine these guys play, I cannot imagine what I would make of

Oh I know who they are alright! Except they’re looking more like the manic street teachers these days. Except nicky wire who is just looks inexplicable really

This is also odd:

http://rollingstone.uol.com.br/media/images/large/2018/04/05/img-1048315-arctic-monkeys.jpg

also belongs on the srs older artist thread

Who is that? Hanson?

Arctic Monkeys (trying to look like Tindersticks)

Alex Turner at the front? Wouldn't have figured that out.

The solution to "we're musicians but we're also adults now" is always jackets

It's taken me a few days but this is what that Arctic Monkeys photo reminds me of. pic.twitter.com/CLoTrtPvrw

— Andy Miller (@i_am_mill_i_am) April 10, 2018

james dean bradfield looks like a child dressed as an adult, wrinkles pencilled on and talc in his hair

http://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/55/2012/04/1970DublinersPA100412.jpg

a mix between the Irish showband scene and Gaelic folk music with the stagger of Ronnie Drew. Sorry for thread abuse, but those suits the insipid venture scouts + Alarm tribute band are wearing make me hanker for the old pisshead tramp style suits that were much more de rigeur in the 20th century.

Iceage:
https://video-images.vice.com/articles/5af45ebc79d1c5000ad2fef9/lede/1525968883800-Iceage_Beyondless_Press2.jpeg?crop=1xw%3A0.8425xh%3B0xw%2C0.1575xh&resize=2000%3A*

https://video-images.vice.com/articles/5af45ebc79d1c5000ad2fef9/lede/1525968883800-Iceage_Beyondless_Press2.jpeg?crop=1xw%3A0.8425xh%3B0xw%2C0.1575xh&resize=2000%3A*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhk9K_mviE

this band must have come up in this thread, this stuff is abominable and quite possibly the worst shit i have ever heard

Sounds like one of the token rock songs in Eurovision.

That song/those people are awfully corny for sure but that is probably the best thing on this thread. It would be one of the better Eurovision rock songs in fact.

i would like to politely demur but well done to them for pretending to drink Jack Daniels

More like Queen and GnR with the swagger of the Black Crowes. Not actaully good, but I would agree a lot better than most of this bilge. A modicum of effort and imagination.

http://www.clashmusic.com/sites/default/files/field/image/Dantevilles_Jan18_EllenOffredy_LR.jpg

That's better.

Should do a poll for "least intimidating"

Dunno, that guy at the back in green with the blue hat looks like a gurning psychopath who kills people on the way hom from a rave

homE

https://www.oye-records.com/media/__sized__/releases/surgeon-luminosity-device-crop-c0-5__0-5-600x600-70.jpg

https://image.ibb.co/d5dExJ/mint.jpg

is that two pretty green tshirts ffs

https://image.ibb.co/kZhGcJ/vida.jpg

https://preview.ibb.co/gQ0VNJ/thescruff.jpg

https://image.ibb.co/dVquGd/sugarspun.jpg

That first one you posted looks more like "the swagger of Dodgy".

bless the sunburn gang

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13256467_767800066655470_9179079484036284219_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=8a15585005c02bca26252e61b017696a&oe=5BDEC19C

my pub-rocking rock'n'roll cuz Dom with Jeremy Vine.

don't know who the open-shirt guy is two pics up but i think i've seen him selling shit cocktails in jars somewhere

― Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, July 5, 2018 11:25 AM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gogol Bordello cosplay

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scottish-band-dropped-festivals-after-13027759

atol

yeesh

cunts

From Ayrshire, of course.

well, yeah

hope the song is a cover of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcAMNYNz4Do

Pretty Green is the official clothier of swagger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZK4nEeeLE8

http://lendingroom.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Pretty-Vicious.jpg

There's a Sydney band called DMA's who are quite popular in Australia right now who clearly aim for this thread title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhkhuarqDGE

Their best songs are quite good though imo.

Someone has his beady eye on them, https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/02/dmas-thoughts-liam-gallagher-endorsement-uk-success-fcking-huge-man-7516234/.

Night of the Long Knives for alt-right Oasis tribute act The Rebellions

Happy to say after a setback due to P.C gone mad getting to a couple of the lads, The Rebellions will b back out and about very soon! New music, new sound, 2 new members and new energy!

— The Rebellions Official (@RebellionsThe) October 14, 2018

https://t.co/5ZyRVQOes3#FreeTommy The Rebellions - Tommy Don't Stop! Plz retweet.
Ultimate Tommy Robinson's Tune!

— The Rebellions Official (@RebellionsThe) July 30, 2018

I would not advise listening to that, it's fucking terrible and the lyrics are as bad as you would imagine

i like the bit where they call for him to be shot

now let's try to keep reactionary monocultural idiot politics out of the swagger thread please