Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go......Cause people are the same where-ev-er you go!There is good and bad, mm-hmm, in everyone
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 December 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link
They're creepy and they're kookyMysterious and spookyThey're altogether ookyThe Addams FamilyI would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,If I only had a brain.
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 December 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
High flying, adoredWhat happens now? Where do you go from here?
Guess I'm onnnnnnnn my wayyyyyyyy
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 December 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
I've just realised I always have this in my head:
The moon is rightThe spirit's upJesus and his lawyerAre coming backSimply having a wonderful Christmas time
― kinder, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
oh wow!!!
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 00:19 (four years ago) link
I haven't knowingly listened to Eels in at least 10 years so God knows where that came from
― kinder, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
Life is hardAnd so am IWho can explain it?Who can tell you why?
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link
I'm singing 'Novocaine' to the tune of 'Wonderful Christmastime' and it almost works if you swap out a few words?
Life is HARD!And so am I!You better GIVE...So I don't DIE
No-vo-cai-neNovocaine for the soul
etc
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link
before I eat my sprouts
― kinder, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link
Guess who's living here with the great undeadThis paint by numbers life is fucking with my headDING DONG DING DONG DINGooooo----ooooh!
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
this whole thing is great
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
"Flashdance" and "Chantilly Lace":
What a feeling!Being's believin'!Make you feel real looseLike a long-necked goose, for life
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
HHahahah
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link
I knew this idiot in high school that though Champagne Supernova and Wonderwall were the same song.
He kept singing
I saw you walking down the hallFaster than a cannonballYou're my Wonderwall
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link
Sorry for mentioning Oasis, that was unacceptable
I think I do this one both ways:
D-d-d-danger watch behind youThere's a stranger out to find youSo glad we've almost made itSo sad they had to fade itEverybody wants to rule the world
And
There's a room where the light won't find youHolding hands while the walls come tumbling downWhen they do, I'll be right behind youWhat to do, just grab onto someDuckTales!
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link
tears for fears covering ducktales theme would be something special
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link
so anytime the Wolverhampton Wanderers win, a cartoon theme would play?
Hmm.
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link
"Turn around / Stick it out / Even white boys got to shout / I've seen it all / Go[in'] down / The game of love was all rained out" sung to the pre-chorus of "Stayin' Alive" hasn't failed to enter my head 2-3 times a year since probably 1992.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link
haha fuck, that works
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
I'm lyin' aloneWith my head on the phoneThinkin of you til it hurts
Let me see you get lowDrop that ass to the flo'Drop that ass, yea, shake it fast
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
To the tune of “Tom’s Diner”:
I was searchin’ for my mainlineSaid I couldn’t hit it sideways And it’s Rosie and Miss RayonBusy waitin’ for her boosterJust got back from Carolina Said he didn’t like the weather Said she’s bound to meet her sailorWants know way to earn a dollar Yeah but Cecil’s got his new piece And he aims it at the sailorDon’t you know you shouldn’t do thatDon’t you know you’ll stain the carpetBut I haven’t got the time-timeBusy suckin’ on a ding-dongAnd oh could it be the policeCome to take me for a ride-rideAnd it’s just like Sister Ray said....
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 7 February 2020 05:30 (four years ago) link
Arabian knightsYou kids are so strange
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 7 February 2020 08:48 (four years ago) link
(xp that's really good)
This really doesn't hold a candle to what others have posted but:
Old McDonald had a farm,Heeeeey Macarena!
― Deflatormouse, Monday, 10 February 2020 00:26 (four years ago) link
Sumer is icumen inLhude sing cuccuCuckoo, cuckoo, who's got the cuckoo?
― you know my name, look up the number of the beast (rushomancy), Monday, 10 February 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link
Seasons change and our love went coldFeed the flame 'cause we can't let goRun away, but we're running in circlesRun away, run awayI dare you to be somebodyBut you ain't nobodyYou ain't got no bodyYou're just a headYou’re just a pothead
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 05:42 (four years ago) link
Immigrant Song / Where it's At upthread one of the great things.
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 05:47 (four years ago) link
jump up, kick back, whip around and spin,i want to stay forever,closer each day,home and away
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 06:32 (four years ago) link
Hey, youGet off my cloudYou don't know meAnd you don't know my styleIt always brings me back when I hear, "ooh, child!"From The Hudson River out to the NileI run the marathon to the very last mileWell, if you battle me I feel reviled
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 06:36 (four years ago) link
Old McDonald had a farm,Heeeeey Macarena!― Deflatormouse, Monday, February 10, 2020 12:26 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Deflatormouse, Monday, February 10, 2020 12:26 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
I love this
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link
I Will by The Beatles always goes like this to me:
Who know how much I love you?Who knows how much I care?When you put your arms around meI get a fever that's too hard to bear.Love you forever and forever...
― fetter, Sunday, 3 May 2020 10:37 (four years ago) link
mama's little baby loves shortnin, shortninmama's little baby lovesMYYY SHARONA
― Stupor Fly, Sunday, 3 May 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
Sumer is icumen inLhude sing cuccuCuckoo, cuckoo, who's got the cuckoo?― you know my name, look up the number of the beast (rushomancy), Sunday, February 9, 2020 10:06 PM (two months ago)
― you know my name, look up the number of the beast (rushomancy), Sunday, February 9, 2020 10:06 PM (two months ago)
― My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 May 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link
Is this love, is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?I'm high on believin'That you're in love with me― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, October 8, 2013 10:06 AM (six years ago)
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, October 8, 2013 10:06 AM (six years ago)
― My Chess Hustler (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 May 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link
Moon river, wider than a mileI'm crossing you in style some dayAnd though it's been said many times, many waysMerry Christmas to you
― a slice of greater pastry (ledge), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 10:50 (four years ago) link
Chantilly lace and a pretty faceAnd a pony tail a hangin' downThat wiggle in the walkAnd giggle in the talkMakes the world go roundThere ain't nothin' in the worldLike a big eyed girlThat makes me act so funnyMake me spend my moneyMake me feel real loose like a long necked gooseLike a girl, oh babyYou're driving me crazyCome on, little honeyCome on nowFireSmoke, she is a rising fire, yeahSmoke on the horizon, well
― peace, man, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link
german nursery rhyme: "hänschen klein"kula shaker: "govinda"plus possibly something by the residents
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 13:19 (four years ago) link
for the last hour i have had a mash-up of bob dylan's "ballad of a thin man" and doja cat's "moooo!" running through my head
it is fucking terrible
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 17 May 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link
Oh, babyWell there's a light in your eye that keeps shiningLike a star that can't wait for nightA fantabulous night to make romance'Neath the cover of October skies
― fetter, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link
Cath CarrollBam a lam, woah-ohCath CarrollBam a lam....
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link
aux champs-elyséesoh! champs-elyséesmy love will turn you on
― budo jeru, Monday, 29 June 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link
oh wow
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 29 June 2020 09:24 (four years ago) link
thumbs up
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 June 2020 11:42 (four years ago) link
Hey little sister, what have you doneHey little sister, who's the onlyPick up a flat rock, skip it across Green RiverWell...
― Brad C., Monday, 27 July 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link
every time Ted Leo's "The Lost Brigade" comes up on shuffle I inevitably sing the verses of "The Flesh Failures" from Hair overtop
― the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 27 July 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
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When I called last night,I was not highNo I had not been drinkingWhen I saw a sightI can't denyI'm the king of wishful thinking
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 August 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and then all his little brothers;
And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram
Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab had Naasson; Naasson begat Salmon; Salmon begat Booz of Rachab;
Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and oh it was a blessing
King David begat Solomon with the widow of Urias
They were all in love with dyin' and they were doin it in silence
And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia;
And Asa begat Josaphat; whose son Joram had Ozias;
They were all in love with dying they were drinkin' from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 03:51 (four years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:49 (four years ago) link
sonic youth "inhuman" and...
"i need u like a shoelace needs a shoe,like a clock needs a tic toc tic,like a hiccup needs a hic"
from fun bbc kids' spelling show "alphablocks"
― massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 06:59 (four years ago) link