Album Covers featuring Yawnsomely Literal Cover Art in regards to said album's title.

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I'd like to make one called "The Heat Is On" and it's just a finger pointing to a thermostat that clearly has an switch in the "on" position

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 24 January 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link

Or maybe even better, not a real thermostat, just a very crude, old-looking switch labeled "HEAT" with "ON" and "OFF labels for the positions.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 24 January 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link

Okay, that one is kind of freaking me out with its yawnsome literalness.

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 January 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link

NOT impressed with that guy's leaning technique

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Sunday, 26 January 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

at least they didn't call it "Hands in my Pants"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

I can't help but assume they had one photo of the guy and then just decided what to call the album based on the photo

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link

i kinda love the images

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link

that bob lenox is what it's all about baby

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

Jim Horn image is very meme

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

lol

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link

a lot of the "on the rocks" albums—and there are a lot—are pretty bad but not nec yawnsomely literal.

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:35 (four years ago) link

i would like them to be standing on surfboards on top of those rocks please

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link

the cover for wailing souls' on the rocks has me confused, however.
https://img.discogs.com/foYSWABLprWb85l-qK0BsdHsfEw=/fit-in/600x588/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-602316-1209022645.jpeg.jpg

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link

uh, fellas, that's hay

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

Bit late here, but: a flute is not a horn, Jim.

emil.y, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

how bout we change it to wailing souls hit the hay? no?

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

Jim's Horns and also Jim's Flute

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:40 (four years ago) link

\o/

emil.y, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

"On the Bales"

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:43 (four years ago) link

Jim's Winds

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

Anyone remember the one season mid-70s US television show On the Rocks?

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

Would shop at Jim's Winds for sure
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the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

wailing souls cover reminds me when my wife and i were looking to get some hay bales for a halloween party. her country-fried coworker says "you don't want hay you want straw-hay. hay-hay's got chopped up snakes and shit in there." i think of this at least a few times a year.

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link

the lesson: ask for straw hay, people.

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link

I'm very anxious about getting The Surfers double bass back to shore without salt water damage.

file of unknown origin (bendy), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link

My computer might explode if I open all messages but was it this thread that had a big exploration of "Many Moods Of..." albums?

emil.y, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

Cool thread.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 January 2020 08:00 (four years ago) link

Wilbury Jam, the complete works:

...A Good Spread (1980):
https://i.imgur.com/fSV7MoJ.jpg

...A Second Helping (1990):
https://i.imgur.com/JEKbPWo.jpg

A Silver Spoonful (2002):
https://i.imgur.com/tgirrpu.jpg

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 30 January 2020 08:09 (four years ago) link

... also on the 'Horrible Album Titles Like...' thread!

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 January 2020 08:10 (four years ago) link

broad crossover appeal

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link

unreg, yes, thank you!

emil.y, Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.rockofages.uk.com/stock/60753.jpg
Status Quo - Blue for You

closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 17 February 2020 10:49 (four years ago) link

That one has always felt super corny to me because of the triple pun.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 07:39 (four years ago) link

Gentle Giant - Free Hand
https://img.discogs.com/GVpcIOIYBgq82l-VlB1j7iNbygM=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-367166-1387108842-2106.jpeg.jpg

At the last minute, the art director got worried this wasn't obvious enough, so added some Bound Hands for contrast.

enochroot, Friday, 6 March 2020 02:23 (four years ago) link

Has been posted before tbh.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2020 07:45 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

The High Level Ranters, "Four in a Bar" (which I'm assuming is a musical pun, which makes it even better)

https://img.discogs.com/yHugEgrnlQpPD2HsPcnhitnLqf4=/fit-in/500x500/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2960386-1309261187.jpeg.jpg

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 May 2020 11:15 (four years ago) link

... those two covers go nicely together.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 May 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link

I've never contributed anything here but this might be the most consistently satisfying thread I know of. Bless you all.

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Sunday, 3 May 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

This one's probably a bit subtle for this thread but I like it...

Widowmaker, "Too Late to Cry"

https://img.discogs.com/kZXliSvEGXYkQeJ0ENlw_XIWu_E=/fit-in/600x597/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3670190-1481569447-4547.jpeg.jpg

... the cat has spilled the milk, DO YOU SEE?

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:07 (four years ago) link

*gulp*

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 07:56 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bahahaha

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 24 May 2020 17:53 (four years ago) link


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